InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ 2 Year Old Halloween Candy ❯ The Fateful Beginning ( Chapter 1 )

 

~* 3:30am -Gintsumi's house*~

 

Gintsumi: *eating chocolate* I wonder how old this candy is..

 

Sesshoumaru Plush: It depends on where you got it in this place you call a room. Every Halloween you hid your candy thinking your old barbie dolls from the dead are going to come a steal it.

 

Gintsumi: SHHHH!!! *covers SP's mouth* They might hear you! Plus, while you're out on a date with the Inuyasha Plush....

 

Sesshoumaru Plush: It's a duel! Not a date!

 

Gintsumi: Regardless, you're still not here to fight off 'Work Out Skipper' and 'Dr. Ken' and 'Patient Tommy' if you're gone!

 

Sesshoumaru Plush: Your life and misfortune are not mine.

 

Gintsumi: Well you could at least help sometimes! *candy in hand starts glowing*

 

Sesshoumaru Plush: Whats up with the chocolate?

 

~*Gintsumi and Sesshoumaru Plush disappear*

 

-In a land of yellow skies, purple grass, and red rivers-

 

~*Gintsumi and SP land on the ground*~

 

Gintsumi: Owwwww! My back, what the hell did I land on?

 

Sesshoumaru Plush: Mmmmmmppphhhhh!!!

 

Gintsumi: Huh? *stands up*

 

Sesshoumaru Plush: You landed on me you cow! Lay off the beagles you fat fuck!

 

Gintsumi: Hey! I'm not the one made with 100% fat cotton.

 

Sesshoumaru Plush: You still weigh more.

 

Gintsumi: You're just mad caude you always get stuck in the work-out equipment.

 

Voice: Can you two SHUT UP?!

 

SP&Gintsumi: O_O

 

~*A white bubble floats to the ground and out pops Kurama in a mint-green, fluffy dress*~

 

Kurama: Welcome warrior, to the World of Insanity!

 

Gintsumi: That's nice and all. but I have schoo-

 

Kurama: But you have to fight aga-

 

Gintsumi: Oh no, I'm not doing jack! I mean, what can I do in penguin pajamas?!

 

Kurama: Give me a break, I don't want to be here either; but Yukina is sick and couldn't make it today!

 

Gintsumi: Yah. I kind of figured you were a substitute. I noticed you were reading reading everything you said off your arm.

 

Kurama: Well this is my first time! Look, just save the place and then you can go home.

 

Gintsumi: Fine.

 

Kurama: *places a seed inbetween Gintsumi's boobs*

 

Gintsumi: OMS Kurama's a perv.

 

~*World stops*~

 

Kurama: I am not a perv! That seed is probably your only help besides your little tedyy bear.

 

Sesshoumaru Plush: I'm not a teddy bear, asshole!!

 

Kurama: Ok then Beanie Baby, you still should help her.

 

Gintsumi: But what am I gonna do with a seed that's stuck in my shirt? Why don't you fight?

 

Kurama: When the time is right the seed will bloom and aid you, as for your other question....that's why we have you!

 

Gintsumi: Thats not a good enough answer, I still don't feel that I can protect myself!

 

Kurama: =_= *hands Gintsumi a broom* Here, and bye. *floats away in a white bubble again*

 

Sesshoumaru Plush: I really don't like him anymore.

 

Gintsumi: He's probably not gettin any from Hiei with Yukina being sick.

 

~*Rumbling sound starts and the sky turns rainbow colors*~

 

Gintsumi: What the hell is that?

 

Sesshoumaru Plush: Don't you watch TV? It's probably the enemy!

 

Gintsumi: When were CareBears an enemy?

 

Sesshoumaru Plush: Whats the matter, you scared?

 

Gintsumi: No, its just that I don't like them.

 

Sesshoumaru Plush: Sure.. It's ok, you don't have to admit you're a pussy wimp!

 

Gintsumi: >.< I'll show you!! *charges at CareBears*

 

Sesshoumaru Plush: You forgot your broom! *waving broom at the running dumbass*

 

Gintsumi: Ah shit! *surrounded by CareBears* I'm gonna die!!

 

~*Seed starts to glow and blooms into a black rose*~

 

(~*Long, flashy Sailor Scout transformation*~)

 

~* The bright neon lights blinded the CareBears. When the lights died down Gintsumi stood dressed in a red and black Sailor Scout outfit*~

 

Gintsumi: Whoa! I'm a Sailor Scout!

 

Sesshoumaru Plush: *in hysterical laughter* Go on and say your corny speech!

 

Gintsumi: =_= Do I have too?

 

Sesshoumaru Plush: *throws the broom at her* Just do it, I promise I won't laugh! *takes out video camera and starts filming*

 

Gintsumi: -.- Fine. *picks up broom that magically turns into a scythe* Alight you cotton candy, rainbow, gay bears, you just messed with the wrong Bitch!

 

Sesshoumaru Plush: e_e That's saying something...

 

Share Bear: And who are you? ^.^

 

Gintsumi: *smirk* I'm glad you asked. I am...

 

Sesshoumaru Plush: Blackmail, blackmail, ooo this is sweet!

 

Gintsumi: ...the defender of Hate and pain! Protector of sin, and a lover of drunken, unprotected sex! I am Sailor Insanity!

 

All Care Bears: *pull out pink rulers and fairy dust*

 

Gintsumi: Oh, hell naw!! Hell Illusion of Insanity Attack *All CareBears burst into flames and are swallowed by a black shadow*

 

Sesshoumaru Plush: *stops filming* And thats a wrap, take five Gin-chan!

 

Gintsumi (now known as Sailor Insanity): That was so cool! I wanna do that again!

 

Sesshoumaru Plush: Well I'm sure that's not the last of them, I wonder who their leader is...

 

Sailor Insanity: Don't know, don't care! I just wanna go home!

 

-In a bright sun-shiny place-

 

Voice: I hope to meet you soon Sailor Insanity... BHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *coughcough* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *coughwheezecouch* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *takes breath and passes out*

 

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Short chapter yes, live with it ^.^

Update sure to come very soon!

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