InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ another inu story ❯ shichinentai allicence ( Chapter 1 )

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Another Inuyasha story

Part 1 (Shichinentai resurrected)

*Inuyasha and friends all stand in the middle of a forest and stare at the collapsed mount Hakurei.*

Inuyasha: looks like we'll have to call it a day, we can't find Naraku.

Sango: yeah looks like it.

Kagome: I think we'll have to make another visit at Kaede's village again. just so that we can rest up.

Miroku: good idea Kagome.

Shippo: great, I don't want to get in another fight.

Inuyasha: we'll have to find Naraku somehow.

Shippo: you're right.

“I heard the seven solders have appeared once again.”

Sango: I thought they died.

Miroku: so did I, maybe Naraku resurrected them.

*meanwhile at Naraku's castle the seven members of the Shichinentai all glare at Naraku.*

Naraku: my loyal servants that is no way to look at me.

Bankotsu: WE ARE NOT YOUR SERVENTS YOU FUCKING BASTARD!

Hakudoshi: that is no way to talk to him either.

Renkotsu: I'd rather be burning in hell then listen to you.

Jyakotsu: like really *sigh* I wish Inu-baby were here. Sigh.

Suikotsu: shut up Jyakotsu.

Kyokotsu: I want to go home,*Wha* (Kyokotsu cries?)

Bankotsu: let us go now.

Naraku: I will let you guys go if Bankotsu can show me some thanks, and lovings from Bankotsu.

*Me (Saku): Naraku you sick pervert, >=( Bankotsu is mine*

* Anyways the Shichinentai run out of castle and hide in a village.*

Bankotsu: I hope that sick bastard doesn't find us

Suikotsu: you mean you.

Renkotsu: yeah Bankotsu he's after you.

Jyakotsu: man the thought of him being Homosexual disturbs me

Bankotsu: sorry to break it to you Jyakotsu but you're also a homo.

Renkotsu: what do we do about Kyokotsu? He's disguising as a tree.

Suikotsu: I don't know.

Ginkotsu: *geesh* how about we leave him there until Naraku gets tired of trying to find us? *geesh*

Mukotsu: so we're gonna ditch him?

Ginkotsu: *geesh* pretty much.

Bankotsu: is it all right with you Kyokotsu?

Kyokotsu: yep.

"Not so fast you bastards"

Bankotsu: oh, it's you Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: where the hell is Naraku?

Renkotsu: he's looking for us you blonde.

"Bankotsu get back here darling"

Inuyasha: Naraku, found you at last.

Naraku: so you seven have betrayed me eh? That won't last long.

Bankotsu: we have because uh.......... we have joined forces with Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: did you hear that Naraku? They're on our side......WHAT?!

Kagome: *the Shichinentai have decided to be on our side?*

Sango: *this is bizarre, are they lying to Naraku?*

Bankotsu: so leave us alone.

Naraku: I will return.

*Naraku disappears. Inuyasha and his group look shocked.*

Inuyasha: are you really on our side?

Renkotsu: we have decided to join forces with you to destroy Naraku.

Bankotsu: don't forget that he used us as tools and he didn't think of us any more then that.

Sango: I see.

Kyokotsu: Me insulted since then.

Renkotsu: you mean "I have been insulted since then" Kyokotsu. Use proper grammar.

Miroku: we accept your alliance in these few conditions number one, do not attack or destroy any village at all.

Number two, don't even think about breaking the alliance and third don't touch either Kagome, Sango, Shippo or even

Inuyasha, I know you'd be tempted to Jyakotsu.

Jyakotsu: awe -_-

Sango: we are all a team.

Kagome: I guess bring extra treats did pay off.

Inuyasha: do have any more of those fried potatoes?

Kagome: yes but these ones are not for you, here you go Suikotsu, try them they're good.

*Kagome passes Suikotsu a bag of chips. And he struggles trying to open them up. Lol*

Suikotsu: this goddamn bag won't open.

*Suikotsu uses his claws and bag spills with chips all over the place*

Suikotsu: awe it's all over the place now.

Kagome: here you can have another bag, and here's the easy way of opening them.

*Kagome demonstrates to Suikotsu how to properly open the bag.*

Suikotsu: hey it didn't spill.

Kagome: its pretty east to do once you get used to it.

Inuyasha: hand those over Suikotsu and you won't die again.

Suikotsu: never, not to you at least.

Kagome: Inuyasha SIT BOY!!!!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha: AHHHHGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bankotsu: whoa I wish I can do that to Inuyasha as well.

Kagome: you can give it a try Bankotsu.

Bankotsu: SIT BOY!!!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha: AHHHGGGGGGG *falls to ground* what the hell was that for Bankotsu? Why can you do so?

It's because he is a resurrected human Inuyasha.

Shippo: it's Kaede!

Inuyasha: what was that old lady?

Kaede: I put another spell on that necklace of yours, originally for Kikyo to be able to control you but it seems like resurrected people can as well.

Jyakotsu: oooh let me try, sit Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: AHHHGGGGGGG stop it, you people are so mean.

Renkotsu: sit Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: AGGGHHHHHH

Bankotsu: so all we have to say is "sit"

Inuyasha: AGGHHHHHHH

Bankotsu: and he falls over like that? Cool. >=)

Inuyasha: don't you think about it Bankotsu.

Bankotsu: okay guys in a count of 3

Shichinentai: 1.....2.....3...... SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!!!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha: AHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGG STOP IT!!!!!!!!

Bankotsu: heh heh that was fun.

Jyakotsu: oh Inuyasha, why don't you sit down?

Inuyasha: AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Renkotsu: this is fun. ^__^ if you want to rest, feel welcomed to sit.

Inuyasha: STOP THE TORTURE PLEASE!!!!!!

Ginkotsu: *geesh* oswarri!

Inuyasha: AGHHHH even saying the word in a different language doesn't help.

Bankotsu: sitzen Sie

Inuyasha: AHHGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!

Renkotsu: what language is that in?

Bankotsu: German you bone head.

Renkotsu: when did you know German?

Bankotsu: since forever duh.

Jyakotsu: zit!

Inuyasha: AHHGGGGG

Renkotsu: lemme guess, that's Dutch.

Jyakotsu: yep.

Bankotsu: OH- Bumsen, spreche ich Deutsches

Kagome: watch your mouth Bankotsu.

Suikotsu: Veda se conoscete che cosa sto dicendo, l'OH a proposito si siede

Inuyasha: AHHHGGGGGGGGHHHHH

Bankotsu: ha this is amusing. And that's for taking my five shards!

Inuyasha: YOU'RE SHARDS???????

Bankotsu: well duh, are you stupid or what?

Inuyasha: if you don't stop commanding me to sit, then I'll rape you Bankotsu.

Kagome: Inuyasha how awful.

Miroku: oh and by the way Suikotsu, Inuyasha is usually this grumpy, but he's never said anything like that to another person such as Bankotsu.

Bankotsu: I only let girls do that to me! But men, yuck.

Inuyasha: you WHAT?

Bankotsu: what I'm saying is, I can take any other threat then that Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: good because I'll use the same threat, and if you get too used to it, then I'll do it for real.

Bankotsu: you homosexual freak.

Inuyasha: I'm bisexual thank you very much.

Kagome: I don't think you should have said that.

Sango: that's something you should keep to your self Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: why?

Kagome: because it's something personal, if you spread it around people may come up with rumors about you. Like saying that you molest every man you see.

Inuyasha: bull crap.

Bankotsu: how do you know?

Inuyasha: shut up.

*meanwhile in a rather large castle that is Far East from where the gang is. a man with white hair tied up loosely and

Red kimono sits in the middle of three people around him, the three war gods *from Inu movie four*. The man's name is Kazuma

(Bad guy I made-up)

Kazuma: it's good to see you Ryura.

Ryura: glad I was able to make it.

Jura: so what's the job?

Kazuma: before you destroy Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Sesshomaru and the Shichinentai,

Go find Princess Saku Tatsuya, she is both a demon hunter and bounty hunter, she can help you guys out if you somehow convince her. She may not be willing to corporate with demons but she may help out if you beg for mercy.

Anija: all right. Let's get going.

*at a distance a girl stands on top of a water fall waiting for something. We see a figure of a two headed basilisk demon

And it tries to kill the girl but then she takes out a whip and shocks it with lighting.*

Girl: you wanna piece of me eh? Well you came in too late!

*demon bites the girl's left arm leaving her bleeding.*

Girl: I don't die so easy my friend!

*The girl takes out a hand gun and shoots off one of the demon heads off.*

Girl: hurt didn't it?

*the girl blasts off the demon's other head and it falls down dead.*

Girl: heh heh heh. That's what happens to demon who messes with I, demon hunter Saku.

"Ooooooohhhhh I'm so scared"

Saku: who are you?

Ryura: it is I, Ryura.

Saku: oh, one of the "used to be" war gods. I've heard about what happened. so what do you need for Ryura?

any demon in your way to become a war god again? (laughs)

Ryura: if you kill the following people then I'll reward you, kill Inuyasha, Sango, Kagome, Miroku, Sesshomaru,

Kyokotsu, Renkotsu, Jyakotsu, Ginkotsu, Mukotsu, Suikotsu and Bankotsu.

Saku: what's the reward?

Ryura: how about you obtain the shards you collect from them?

Saku: sounds good.....wait a sec, what shards?

Ryura: the shards of the shikon no tama. You'll become even more powerful.

Saku: I have no interest in the shikon jewel. But I'm interested in killing off these guys.

*meanwhile Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, Bankotsu, Suikotsu, Ginkotsu, Kyokotsu, Renkotsu, Jyakotsu and Mukotsu

All stand by the while Kagome jumps in the well with them watching.

Kagome: bye guys.

*disappears in well.*

Bankotsu: why did she jump down there?

Inuyasha: it leads to her boring world, no action just an everyday life and plus no demons to fight off.

Sango: or so I have heard.

Renkotsu: her world could be pretty interesting, why don't we try to go in her world?

Inuyasha: some other day Renkotsu, I especially don't trust you, not since episode 106.

Renkotsu: you haven't gotten over that?

Bankotsu: we need more trust Renkotsu, that's what he's saying.

Miroku: so...... what now?

Shippo: maybe we can........

Bankotsu: I'm board.

End of part 1.