InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Another Random Skit ❯ Chapter 1

ANOTHER RANDOM SKIT BY ME!!!

(Sedona and Kerrie standing by a well.)

Sedona: I wonder if I were to jump in…would I die? Or would I be transported to the feudal era….

Kerrie: Hm. Interesting…

Sedona: Kerrie, jump in and if you die tell me. If you don't die and get transported to another time tell me. Okay?

Kerrie: [nods] Okay. [jumps in]

Sedona: Kerrie? KERRIE? [looks into well] [jumps in]

SHWWWWOOOOOOOOOM

BAM

BAM

BRRRRRRING

SHWAMSHAZAM!

POOF!

Sedona: Woooooaaaaahhh.

Shippo: Toooootttaallllyyy.

Sedona: AH! Where am I?

Shippo: Musashi.

Sedona: You do and you clean it up mister!

Shippo: Huh?

Sedona: Nevermind n_n;

Kagome: Shippo? Shippo? Where are you?

Shippo: DOWN HERE KAGOME!

Sedona: could you have yelled any louder?

Shippo: [nods] DOWN HERE KAGOME!!!

Sedona: [ear drum bursts and reassembles itself]

Kagome: Inuyasha, Shippo's in the well. Go get him.

Inuyasha: Feh. Why should I?

Kagome: [gets out giant bazooka gun] NOW BITCH!

Inuyasha: Okay! Okay! CRAZY WOMAN! [runs]

Sedona: [grabs Shippo and jumps out of the well on her own.] Uh…

Kagome: [puts gun away] Hello! I'm Kagome!

Inuyasha: Inuyasha

Sango: I'm Sango.

Miroku: Bear my children.

WHAM

Miroku: [cries]

Sedona: [laughs at his misfortune]

Inuyasha: So……

Sesshomaru: Yes, So……

Inuyasha: Wtf? [draws sword] [shows kagome the pretty picture]

Kagome: [pulls a refrigerator out of her back pack. Sticks picture on it.]

Inuyasha: [claps hands like an idiot]

Everyone: [sweat drop]

Sesshomaru: Sedona, come with me to my castle and be my sex slave.

Sedona: Okay!

Inuyasha: No! She's mine! [grabs Sedona's arm]

Koga: She's mine! [grabs Kagome's arm and runs off]

Everyone: … O-O-Kay then…

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru: [each have one of Sedona's arms and are tugging]

Sedona: Ow.

Sesshomaru: MINE!

Sedona: Ow.

Inuyasha: MINE!

Miroku: Ow.

Everyone: [looks at him]

Sango: I hit him. [smiles]

Sedona: Okay boys. I have a deal.

Brothers: Go on

Sedona: Sesshomaru gets Rin, and Inuyasha gets me. [smiles]

Sesshomaru: Awe maaaaan [walks away pouting.]

Inuyasha: SCORE! [does freaky little dance]

Everyone: [does the Macarena]

The End

A/n: I love you all, please don't hurt me for my randomness. I try to be normal but it's just not working! I'm going to a shrink every Tuesday and Friday.

Kerrie: Liar.

Sedona: STFU HO

Kerrie: No bitch

Sedona: Loser

Kerrie: fucker

Sedona: DOODIE HEAD

Kerrie: Poo poo face

Both of them: [fit of laughter]

R&R

~Sedona the random