InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Egged ❯ Egged ( Chapter 1 )
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By: sesshomarujc 
What happens with inu a demon chicken and the rest?
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Fantasy / Comedy / Children's / Action | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 10.21.2006 | Updated On: 01.09.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 734 | Status: Completed
What happens with inu a demon chicken and the rest?
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Fantasy / Comedy / Children's / Action | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 10.21.2006 | Updated On: 01.09.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 734 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I don't own I nuYasha.(No matter how much I wish)
Inuyasha stopped and lifted his head as he caught hold of a scent that didn't belong in the
forest. The group was walking across the Western Lands once again failling to locate Naraku. They'd
been walking for so long that the humans in the group were almost falling over with exaustion. This was
also why Inuyasha was banned to twenty feet ahead of the others, they'd gotten tired of hearing his
complaints about them not moving fast enough. Shippo was debating if he really wanted to hit Inuyasha
with a rock.
When the group reached Inuyasha, Kagome slowly raised her head, "What's wrong now",
she moaned. She was quite tired of his mood swings for the day. So if he opened his mouth with another
complaint, she was going to throttle his ass into the closest tree or rock she saw.
"I smell chickens.", was his only reply. Kagome and the others stared at him, dumb-struck.
"Say what?", Kagome said looking around but seeing nothing. "There's no village around
here.", she said looking back at him.
"Did I say I smelled a villa..." Inuyasha began to say, but he was interrupted by a giant
bird flying into the clearing they'd been standing in.
With a loud screech the chicken flew at them. Inuyasha grabbed Kagome and jumped
out of the way. He quickly drew his sword and flung it sideways yelling,"WINDSCAR!" The giant
immediately fell (dead) to the ground.
"Stupid bird, what was it trying to do?" Inuyasha ranted as they inspected the chicken.
It takes one to know one Miroku thought standing next to him. Kagome was the only one who didn't
because she was looking at something much more interesting.
"Hey guys, come look at this,", she called to the others. The others walked to where she
stood and stared at a sight they'd yet to ever see.
"Holy Eggs.", Shippo said shocked.
"Eggxactly." Kagome said grinning. Inuyasha gave her a dirty look.
"That was a poor pun.", he said turning away with a self rightous smile when
Kagome glared at him. They were looking over a huge meddow covered completely with eggs the size
of Kirara(In her small form). Kagome walked in between the eggs, getting farther into the clearring.
Just then a small tornado came racing up to her. "Kagome what is a lovely creature
such as yourself doing in a place like this?", Koga said, turning he gave Inuyasha a glare. It took
all Miroku and Sango's strength to keep the ticked off hanyou from racing forward and pummeling the wolf
demon.
Koga grabbed Kagome by the hand and pulled her closer, with another look at
Inuyasha, he bent down and kissed her on the cheek. Kagome gasped and pulled back blushing.
Sango and Miroku exchanged looks before they both released Inuyasha.
With a growl Inuyasha picked up an egg and hurlled it at Koga. Before he could even
look up it'd hit him square on top of the head. Koga stood stunned as the yolk dripped and oozed
off him. He let out a growl of his own and bent down grabbing an egg of his own and threw it at Inuyasha.
Inuyasha ducked and grabbed another egg. This continued until one of Koga's eggs hit Kagome.
Everyone froze as Kagome squilled in disgust. No one dared move as she bent down
picked two eggs up and walked casually over to Koga and Inuyasha. She smiled at them and then
smashed both eggs over each of their heads. She stepped back, "If I get hit with another one,
you won't live to see another day.", she said and then stomped off. Inuyasha looked at Koga before
hitting him with the egg he had been holding. So the fight continued with the others standing behind trees
trying to avoid being hit themselves.
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Se sshomaru stopped as he smelled his brother and his little "pack". He also smelled
a lot of eggs. What is that fool up to? He thought as his curiousity got the best of him. He walked
until he could hear his brother ranting and raving at someone. With a small sniff Sesshomaru knew
who'd been unfortunate to be the point of this tirade. He was glad he'd left Rin with Jaken and Ah-Un
so that he wouldn't have to deal with her questions.
Sesshomaru walked out into the clearing and stopped,...that has to be the stupidest
thing I've...
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Inuyasha grabbed another egg and almost gagged at the stench,Oh yeah, this
one's so rotted that stupid wolf will never be able to get the smell off. Inuyasha threw it as hard as
he could, but Koga had different plans. He quickly jumped out off the way. When he landed he smirked
at Inuyasha.
"Ha, dog shit you missed." Koga said laughing but Inuyasha gave no reply. In fact
it had gotten really quiet. "Hey mutt what you looking at?" Koga turned his head and stopped. There
stood the great Lord Seshomaru...covered with rotten egg.
Sesshomaru was trying not to grimmace as he looked up at Inuyasha. "Brother, I
advise you, now would be a good time to get as far away as you can." he said calmly, but inside he
was about to explode.
Without any words every one fled to leave Sesshomaru to himself. Sesshomaru
growled as he realized he'd have to take a bath and worsh his clothes in a cold stream since there was no
hot springs close by and he wasn't about to go parading around smelling and looking the way he did. So he
headed off in search of the river he'd just passed.(But that's another story)
Inuyasha stopped and lifted his head as he caught hold of a scent that didn't belong in the
forest. The group was walking across the Western Lands once again failling to locate Naraku. They'd
been walking for so long that the humans in the group were almost falling over with exaustion. This was
also why Inuyasha was banned to twenty feet ahead of the others, they'd gotten tired of hearing his
complaints about them not moving fast enough. Shippo was debating if he really wanted to hit Inuyasha
with a rock.
When the group reached Inuyasha, Kagome slowly raised her head, "What's wrong now",
she moaned. She was quite tired of his mood swings for the day. So if he opened his mouth with another
complaint, she was going to throttle his ass into the closest tree or rock she saw.
"I smell chickens.", was his only reply. Kagome and the others stared at him, dumb-struck.
"Say what?", Kagome said looking around but seeing nothing. "There's no village around
here.", she said looking back at him.
"Did I say I smelled a villa..." Inuyasha began to say, but he was interrupted by a giant
bird flying into the clearing they'd been standing in.
With a loud screech the chicken flew at them. Inuyasha grabbed Kagome and jumped
out of the way. He quickly drew his sword and flung it sideways yelling,"WINDSCAR!" The giant
immediately fell (dead) to the ground.
"Stupid bird, what was it trying to do?" Inuyasha ranted as they inspected the chicken.
It takes one to know one Miroku thought standing next to him. Kagome was the only one who didn't
because she was looking at something much more interesting.
"Hey guys, come look at this,", she called to the others. The others walked to where she
stood and stared at a sight they'd yet to ever see.
"Holy Eggs.", Shippo said shocked.
"Eggxactly." Kagome said grinning. Inuyasha gave her a dirty look.
"That was a poor pun.", he said turning away with a self rightous smile when
Kagome glared at him. They were looking over a huge meddow covered completely with eggs the size
of Kirara(In her small form). Kagome walked in between the eggs, getting farther into the clearring.
Just then a small tornado came racing up to her. "Kagome what is a lovely creature
such as yourself doing in a place like this?", Koga said, turning he gave Inuyasha a glare. It took
all Miroku and Sango's strength to keep the ticked off hanyou from racing forward and pummeling the wolf
demon.
Koga grabbed Kagome by the hand and pulled her closer, with another look at
Inuyasha, he bent down and kissed her on the cheek. Kagome gasped and pulled back blushing.
Sango and Miroku exchanged looks before they both released Inuyasha.
With a growl Inuyasha picked up an egg and hurlled it at Koga. Before he could even
look up it'd hit him square on top of the head. Koga stood stunned as the yolk dripped and oozed
off him. He let out a growl of his own and bent down grabbing an egg of his own and threw it at Inuyasha.
Inuyasha ducked and grabbed another egg. This continued until one of Koga's eggs hit Kagome.
Everyone froze as Kagome squilled in disgust. No one dared move as she bent down
picked two eggs up and walked casually over to Koga and Inuyasha. She smiled at them and then
smashed both eggs over each of their heads. She stepped back, "If I get hit with another one,
you won't live to see another day.", she said and then stomped off. Inuyasha looked at Koga before
hitting him with the egg he had been holding. So the fight continued with the others standing behind trees
trying to avoid being hit themselves.
(____-------______--------*----------*---------*- ---------*----------________----------__________---------)
Se sshomaru stopped as he smelled his brother and his little "pack". He also smelled
a lot of eggs. What is that fool up to? He thought as his curiousity got the best of him. He walked
until he could hear his brother ranting and raving at someone. With a small sniff Sesshomaru knew
who'd been unfortunate to be the point of this tirade. He was glad he'd left Rin with Jaken and Ah-Un
so that he wouldn't have to deal with her questions.
Sesshomaru walked out into the clearing and stopped,...that has to be the stupidest
thing I've...
-----------------______________________-----------------------_____________ __________-------------
Inuyasha grabbed another egg and almost gagged at the stench,Oh yeah, this
one's so rotted that stupid wolf will never be able to get the smell off. Inuyasha threw it as hard as
he could, but Koga had different plans. He quickly jumped out off the way. When he landed he smirked
at Inuyasha.
"Ha, dog shit you missed." Koga said laughing but Inuyasha gave no reply. In fact
it had gotten really quiet. "Hey mutt what you looking at?" Koga turned his head and stopped. There
stood the great Lord Seshomaru...covered with rotten egg.
Sesshomaru was trying not to grimmace as he looked up at Inuyasha. "Brother, I
advise you, now would be a good time to get as far away as you can." he said calmly, but inside he
was about to explode.
Without any words every one fled to leave Sesshomaru to himself. Sesshomaru
growled as he realized he'd have to take a bath and worsh his clothes in a cold stream since there was no
hot springs close by and he wasn't about to go parading around smelling and looking the way he did. So he
headed off in search of the river he'd just passed.(But that's another story)