InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha Smash Hits ❯ O Christmas Tree, Twelve Days of Christmas, Rudolph, Jingle Bells, Joy to the World ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: The original songs with the original wordings do not belong to me. However the words that I've replaced the lyrics with do belong to me. I do not own Inuyasha or any of the characters. I also do not own anything else mentioned (such as a company).

NOTE: Please don't be offended. I have nothing against the songs or any of the characters. The songs are used for humor purposes only. I'm saying this just in case, that's all.

I don't know what possessed me to write this. I drank soy milk and it's 2 in the morning. Maybe it's what I ate for dinner?

Brackets used:

[AN] - Author's notes

(AN) - Part of song

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INUYASHA SMASH HITS

By Shinku Katana

Genre: Humor

Rating: PG

ONE-SHOT

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O CHRISTMAS TREE

O Sacred Tree

O Sacred Tree

How sturdy are your branches?

One lone inu

Sits near your trunk

And with one SIT

He takes a dunk

O Sacred Tree

O Sacred Tree

How sturdy are your branches?

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THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Twelve humans screaming

Eleven demons scaring

Ten houses flying

Nine boomerang hittings

Eight Miroku's gropings

Seven ramen slurpings

Six claws slicing

Five gold rings [from Miroku's staff]

Four Inu SITS

Three futons

Two magic swords and

One inu in the sacred tree

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RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER

Inu the inu hanyou (hanyou)

Had a very shiny sword (like a glow stick)

If you ever saw his brother (brother)

You'll say he's stiff as a board (like a frozen pizza)

Kagome, Inu's companion (companion)

Shoots arrows at the right place (like at his own sword)

Fluffy would not let a smile (smile)

Show on his pretty face (like he WOULD smile)

Then one cloudy misty night

Fluffy came to say (he talks?)

Inu with our dad's sword you hold

You can never wield it till you're two centuries old

Then the two brothers fought (fought)

As Kagome shouted with dread

Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha (Inuyasha)

See where the rivalry led?

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JINGLE BELLS

Jingle bells

Inu smells

Naraku laid an egg

Shippo the fox lost his tops

And Fluffy got sold on eBay HEY!

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JOY TO THE WORLD

Joy to the world; Miroku is free

From Sango's weaponry

What happened to her boomerang

We threw it across the world and sang

"Now Miroku's a free man; now Miroku's a free man

Now Miroku's a free man."

(ARRGGHH!! THE BOOMERANG'S FLYING BACK! RUN!!)

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Shinku Katana