InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Kagome's the Defens Against the Dark Arts ❯ chapter Six ( Chapter 6 )

Disclaimer: *sigh...* I don't own Inu Yasha or Harry Potter. In my dreams I do, sadly not in reality.

Um, This chapter is rated R because of Song Lyrics!!!!

Chapter Six: Get Low

Last Time: Shippo was livin it up. Sesshomaru managed to get him 12 bowls of chocolate pudding, 4 kegs of pumpkin juice, and the first 100 episodes of teletubbies. (oh, yeah. Kagome let shippo watch a bit of t.v. lol... the results ended in him loving those fags. Except Poe! She kicks ass!) Sesshomaru, wouldn't have minded, but he had to watch the shows with Shippo. And just to think, this is just the beginning.....

Now:

Kagome, Fred, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, and Ron, all entered the Great Hall. They scanned the room, they spotted a few people they knew, like Neville and Seamus. (I'm pretty sure that's how you spell it, book's not with me at the moment...) They also spotted Draco, he was stuck with Pansy Parkinson... Lol....

Fred left Kagome for a moment so he could go find his twin. Kagome looked for the DJ, but instead found a singing group called the Weird Sisters. "Great. Now I get to dance to lame music." Kagome said as she sat on a chair by the wall. Fred came over and sat next to her. She leaned her head on his shoulder. "this music sucks." Kagome said as she closed her eyes. Fred chuckled. "Ya know, maybe we could find a way to have the music play something else. Kagome smiled, "Ya think so?" Fred nodded and got up. "I'll be right back. Any song suggestions?" Kagome smiled, "Yep, I got a few cd's from America before I got here. They are rap and hip-hop, plus a few slow songs." Fred smiled, "Excellent. I'll be right back."

~Meanwhile, while all this was happening...~

Shippo was 20 times his original size. The teletubbies have all been watched. Sesshomaru was rocking back and forth, in the fetal position, in the corner saying, "Calm yourself Sesshomaru, they aren't real, they aren't going to come after you, they don't exist, they are not after the western lands....." Yep, he's cracked.... X.X

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Kagome was waiting for Fred to get back. Sure enough, in a few minutes, 'Get Low' by Lil Jon and the East side boys was blaring. Fred walked up to the mic. "Hey! The next hundred songs are all muggle songs and they are the best according to a few who know them. Enjoy!" The music came back on.

[Chorus]

3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time

Get low, Get low 6x

To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)

To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)

To all these bitches crawl (crawl)

To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)

To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)

Kagome started to dance and was hoping that Fred knew how to dance.

Shortie crunk so fresh so clean can she fuck that

Question been harassing me in the mind this bitch is fine

I done came to the club about 50th 11 times now can I play with yo

Paine line club owner said I need to calm down security guard go to sweating

Me now nigga drunk then a motherfucker threaten me now

Fred came up to Kagome and started the two began to dance together, than Kagome kicked it up a few steps and began grindin. *Damn! I wish I could get a piece of that!* Draco said as he sadly continued to dance with Pansy.

She getting crunk in the club I mine she work

Then I like to see the female twerking taking the clothes off BUCKEY naked

ATL. Hoe don't disrespect it

Pa pop yo pussy like this cause yin yang twins in this bitch

Lil Jon and the East side boys wit me and we all like to see Ass and tities

Now bring yo ass over here hoe and let me see you get low if you want this Thug

Now take it to the floor (to the floor) and if yo ass wanta act you can keep yo ass where you at

3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time

Get low, Get low [6x]

To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)

To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)

To all these bitches crawl (crawl)

To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got damn (Got damn)

To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got damn (Got damn)

Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you

Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you

Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you

Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you

Drop dat ass ya shake it fast ya

Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya

Drop dat ass ya shake it fast ya

Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya

Now back,back,back it up

a back,back,back it up

a back,back,back it up

a back,back,back it up

Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya

Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya

Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya

Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya

Kagome and Fred were working it on the dance floor. A few of the teachers told them to stop dancing like that, but do you think they listened? Hell no!

3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time

Get low, Get low [6x]

To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)

To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)

To all these bitches crawl (crawl)

To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got damn (Got damn)

To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got damn (Got damn)

Now give me my doe back and go get ya friend

Stupid bitch standing there while I'm drinking my hen

Steady looking at me Still asking questions

Times up nigga pass me another contestant

Hoe move to the left if you ain't bout 50th

Done talk through 3 or 4 songs already

looking at a nigga with yo palm all out bitch I ain't even seen you dance

Twerk something baby work something baby

Pop yo pussy on the pole do yo thang baby

Slide down dat bitch

wit yo little bit then stop

Get back on the floor catch yo balance then drop

Now bring it back up clap yo ass like hands

I just wanna see yo ass drity dance yin yang we done again

And put it on the map like annnnn

3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time

Get low, Get low [6x]

To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)

To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)

To all these bitches crawl (crawl)

To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got damn (Got damn)

To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got damn (Got damn)

By now, Kagome was wearing out Fred. So Fred needed to take a small break and let Kagome dance with someone else. George quickly ditched the girl he was dancing with and went over to Kagome.

Got dam (Got dam) ya ya'll twreking alittle bit ladies

But ya got to twrek alittle bit harder then dat

now right now I need all the ladies dat know they look good tonite

(where my sexy ladies) we want ya'll to do this shit like this

Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)

Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)

Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)

Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)

3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time

Get low, Get low [6x]

To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)

To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)

To all these bitches crawl (crawl)

To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got damn (Got damn)

To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got damn (Got damn)

By the end of the song, Fred was back to normal and pushing George away from Kagome so he could continue to dance with her. Kagome laughed as she watched the twins fight over her.