InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Know your stars.... ❯ 1. Inuyasha ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

AOD:Inuyasha could you do the disclaimer?



Inuyasha:NO! DO IT YOUR SELF!



AOD:Kagome!



*Kagome suddenly appears*



Kagome: SIT BOY!



Inuyasha:*slams into ground hard* Alright already!



Inuyasha: AngleOfDeath does not own Inuyasha.



AOD:(sadly) Good boy! Now lets start the chapter!



Inuyasha:*mumbles under his breath* Bitch.




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A spot light appears and you see Inuyasha trying to learn how to sit in a chiar



AngleOfDeath:Know your stars.....Know your stars.....Know your stars



Inuyasha:WTF!!!



AOD:Inuyahsa... ....he secretly watches Kagome and Songo bathe.



Inuyasha:(nervous) Do not!



AOD:Sure......



Inuyasha:Hey! Are you calling me a liar?!



AOD:No. I'm calling you a pervert.



Inuyahsa: thats it I've had enough of you, WIND SCAR!



AOD:*not harmed in any way* That hurts.



Inuyasha:BITCH! WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD!



AOD:BECAUSE BASTERD, THIS IS MY STORY AND I DON'T WANT TO DIE!! Damn your annoying.



Inuyasha:DAMN IT!! I'm out of here.*walks out side for 5..4..3..2..1..*Damn It's cold out there!



AOD:No Shit It's winter,Jackass.



Inuyasha:Shut up! Where the hell are you anyway?!



AOD:I can't tell you



Inuyasha: If you cant then come here,stupid wench!



*sudenly a girl with blond/brown hair in a ponytail wearing a white and blue holter top and jeans appears*



AOD:There happy basterd ! Damn!



Inuyasha:Can I leave now?!



AOD: No.



Inuyasha:Thats it Iorn Rever Soulsteler *tries to hurt AOD and fails misribly*



AOD:Damn it don't you get it already you can't hurt me! Damn your hopeless!



Inuyasha:...............



AO D:Kaede!



Kaede:Yes?



AOD:You know that rosery thing that you gave Kagome so when she said 'sit' Inuyasha would slam into the ground



Kaede:Yes.Ye want one?




AOD:Yes



Kaede:Do you mind if it's braclet insted of a neclace?



AOD:No I don't mind as long as it has the same effect



Kaede:Here



*The bracelet is put on Inuyasha*



AOD:BAKA



*the braclet lights up and Inuyasha slams into the ground*



AOD:Hahahahaha!






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AOD:Hey guys! Wasnt that the coolest chappie ever!



Inuyasha:NO!



AOD:Baka! *Inuyasha slams into ground* Who asked you!



P.S. Sorry its so short! R&R! I hope you liked it!