InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Lights! Camera! Bloopers? ❯ Chapter One ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or anything from this fanfiction. This idea belongs to Inuyasha Extreme.

Summary: Ever think what happens backstage and onstage on the set of Inuyasha with the Inuyasha gang? Here you can find out.

A/N: This idea came from Inuyasha Extreme but (No offense) although the story was good and funny, some parts were a bit hard to understand. There is also this fanfiction and others like bloopers and Even the Stars Mess Up on my site. If you want to visit it, go to my profile (Just click my author name then click my homepage).

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~*Backstage*~

Director: Okay everyone. Let's try not to make a fool of ourselves on national television!

Inuyasha: Why am I here Kagome, I didn't come here to be drowned in make-up!

//Girls were putting make-up on Inuyasha//

Kagome: Well I need some money for my magazines

Inuyasha: Magazines! I don't get paid at all and you're spending yours on magazines!

Miroku: Why are you complaining? I wouldn't mind being surrounded by these make-up girls.

Sango: Why you pervert!

Miroku: Ahh! I'm sorry Sango!

Sango: Ugh. I'm too sore to fight you. You try throwing that heavy thing and running at the speed of light at the same time!

//Sango soaked her feet//

Kagome: Uh. Let's not and say we did.

Director: Okay everyone! 1 minute left. Oh why didn't I become a doctor like mother wanted me to?

~*On Set*~

Director: Okay. Episode 25. Naraku's Invidious Plot! Take 5! And…Action!

//Inuyasha pulling the cart full of rocks//

Inuyasha: Grrr! This thing weighs a ton!

//Inuyasha pulls it to the cave and tries to dump it into the cave//

Inuyasha: Grrr! This weighs even more!

Director: Cut, cut, cut! Let's go to the next scene people.

~*Next Scene*~

//Sango throws Hiraikotsu//

Sango: Inuyasha! I've come for revenge.

//Puts hand up to catch Hiraikotsu//

~*1 minute later*~

Sango: Where is that dang thing!

//Hiraikotsu was on the director//

Director: //Crushed// Ugh! I think I found it.

Sango: Opps! I guess I need to work on my aim.

Director: All right guys. Let's take 5. Someone call my chiropractor!

~*5 minutes later*~

Director: All right. Episode 25, Naraku's Insidious Plot. Take 17. And…Action!

Sango: Inuyasha! I have come for revenge!

Myoga: Sango! Inuyasha, you mustn't fight her!

//Inuyasha draws his sword//

Inuyasha: Why are you coming after me?

Sango: Quiet! Hiraikotsu!

//Sango throws her Hiraikotsu and it hits Inuyasha//

Inuyasha: Ahh! That hurt!

Sango: That's not in the script! You were supposed to dodge it!

Inuyasha: Well sorry!

Director: Cut! Can we at least go through one episode today?

~*Next Scene*~

Director: Okay. Episode 25, Naraku's Insidious Plot! Take 20. And…Action!

Miroku: I'll get that weapon! Wind Tunnel!

//Poison wasps appear//

Miroku: What! Naraku's Insects!

//Miroku closes wind tunnel//

Miroku: What are they doing here?

Inuyasha: What!

//Wasps start chasing Miroku//

Miroku: Ahh! Is this in the script?

Director: No. Someone get those wasps.

Crew: No way.

//Wasps start stinging Miroku//

Miroku: Ahh! Ahh! Ouch! Ouch! Someone get these things off of me!

Director: Nick! Go get those wasps off of him!

Nick: Fine.

//Wasps start stinging Miroku and Nick//

Nick and Miroku: Ahh! Get them off!

Director: Ugh. Cut, cut, cut! Let's call it a day!

---To Be Continued---

A/N: This idea isn't mines it was from Inuyasha Extreme. If you want to see more of these visit my site. If you write fanfictions also, you can post them on my site and maybe win a contest.