InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Makings of a Screwed up Inu-Yasha Movie ❯ Makings of a Screwed up Inu-Yasha Movie ( One-Shot )

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Makings of a Screwed up Inu-Yasha Movie

Director: Every on today's the day! Hope you guys memorized your lines.

Inuyasha: Yah right! You never even really cared about us memorizing our lines.

Director: Inuyasha please work with me here. Okay everyone take your positions!

Kagome prepares herself for the movie.

Director: Ok! Cameras! Lights! Action!

Kagome comes out of the well.

Inuyasha:CUT!!!!!

Director: Inuyasha!!!! I only say cut around here!

Inuyasha: But she did it all wrong!

Kagome: NO I DIDN'T!!!!!!

Inuyasha:Yes you did!

Director: Hey! Hey! You two co-operate please.

Inuyasha:Whatever!

Director: Cameras! Lights! ACTION!!!!

Kagome comes out of the well again.

Inuyasha comes into the scene sitting on a tree branch.

Kagome: Hey Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: What?!

Kagome thinks: What's the problem now?!

Director: Cut!!!!!!! Inuyasha that wasn't your line!

Inuyasha: So what!?

Directer: If you wanna be out of the film be my guest.

Inuyasha: What!? No way!

Director: Then say your lines correctly!

Inuyasha: OK..OK yeesh!

Director: Now where we left off!

Inuyasha: Oh hi Kagome!!!!!!

Kagome: Guess what I brought some Ramen!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha sniffs the air and then said: RAMEN!!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha jumps down from the tree.

Kagome gives Inuyasha the ramen.

Inuyasha eats the all the ramen.

Miroku,Sango,Shippou,and Kilala comes into the scene.

Shippou: Hey Inuyasha Hey Kagome!

Kagome: Hi Shippou!

Inuyasha: Hey what are you guys looking at?!

Kikyo: He screwed it up again!!!!

Kikyo comes into the scene.

Director: What the!!!!!!!!! Kikyo you are not suppose to be in the scene yet!

Kikyo: Excuse me! Inuyasha screwed it up again!

Inuyasha: No I didn't!

Kagome: Actually you did.

Inuyasha: What the! Kagome !!!!!!!!!

Kagome: WHAT!!!!

Inuyasha: Why did you..... I thought you were in my side!

Kagome: YOUR SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO NO ONE IS ON YOUR SIDE!!!!!

Inuyasha: Some one should be....hmph!

Director: Okay I have enough every one take a break!

Miroku: Finally we can actually rest.

Kagome sits on a chair next to Inuyasha's.

Inuyasha: Kagome I can't even believe you! I thought you said you loved me?!

Kagome: LOVE YOU!?!? DID I SAY THAT!!!!!!!

Inuyasha: I mean......I......

Kagome: Inuyasha I never said that to you!

Miroku,Sango,Shippou: O.O

Shippou: "Inu and Kagome sitting in the tree K I S S I N G!

Inuyasha: SHUT UP SHIPPOU!!!!!!!!!!

Kagome: SIT!!!

Inuyasha:Gah!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha falls onto his face.

Kikyo: Inuyasha, Kagome doesn't even love you, but i am the only one that does.

Kagome: Excuse me! I happen to be Inuyasha's true love!

Miroku,Sango,Shippou,Inuyasha: O.O

Shippou: "Inu and Kagome sitting in the tree K I S S I N G ,first comes love then comes marridge then comes Inu with a baby caridge."

Sesshomaru: Huh? My brother has a crush! O.O little brother I hope I'll be invited to your wedding.

Inuyasha: Shut up all of you!!!!!!!!! OKAY I admit I like Kagome but just leave us alone!

Kikyo: Inuyasha.......... how could you! I was your first true love.

Inuyasha: You are my ex-.........

Kikyo kissed Inuyasha in the lips.

Kagome: WHY YOU!!!

Kagome slaps Kikyo.

Inuyasha is now frustrated.

Director: Okay break is up!

Director: Get in to your positions!

Everyone got in to their positions.

Director: Where we left off Action!

Naraku comes in.

Naraku: I am here for the reincarnation of Kikyo!

Kagome: HELP!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha: Oh no you're not!

Inuyasha takes out his Tetsusaiga.

Naraku charges for Kagome.

Sango threw her boomerang.

Miroku: WIND TUNNEL!

Shippou: Kitsune!

All three attacks hit Naraku.

Naraku: Ha! You fools just landed in my trap!

Naraku releases poison gas.

Sango puts on her gas mask.

Inuyasha: Wind Scar!!!!!

Inuyasha suddenly froze because of Naraku.

Naraku: Fool! I am stronger than ever!

Inuyasha was suddenly thrown to a tree.

Kagome shoots an arrow at Naraku.

Kagome: Leave me alone!

One of the jewel shards fell out of Naraku's grasp.

Naraku: No!

Kagome runs over to Inuyasha.

Director: CUT!!!!! YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSE TO DO THAT!!!!!!!!

Kagome: But then so called Naraku nearly "literally" killed him!

Naraku: Well i can kill him when ever I want to anyways he's my enemy.

Kagome: But this is a movie!

Inuyasha: Naraku you stupid BASTARD!!!!!!!!

Director: Inuyasha enough!

Inuyasha: No! I had it! If Naraku plans to kill me then I quit!!!!!!!

Kagome: No Inuyasha we need you!

Inuyasha: Who needs me anyway go find another Inu!

Kagome: No!

Inuyasha grabs Kagome and suddenly slowly kisses her.

Kagome: O.O

Shippou,Miroku,Sango and Sesshomaru: AWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Every one was staring at Sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru: Uhhhh..... I mean ewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha walks out of the studio.

1 week later.

Inuyasha was in his time sitting on a tree branch.

Kagome tries to get out of the well but couldn't.

Kagome: Help!

Inuyasha twitches his ears : Kagome?

Kagome finally gets out of the well.

Inuyasha: Aren't you going to do that lousy movie about me.

Kagome: Actually we all got fired.

Inuyasha: HMPH! I don't care.

Kagome: I know I dont care either. It's hard without you

Miroku: Yeah!! Without you we can't even make a movie.

Sango: Like we are not great actors and actresses, why don't we stick to finding the jewel shards instead.

Shippou:Yeah!

Kagome: We missed you Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: You....did?

Kagome nodded.

Inuyasha: OH Kagome!

Inuyasha was about to kiss Kagome when Myoga interrupted: Uh... Master Inuyasha Naraku wants you to meet him by the nearest river here.

Inuyasha: What does that basterd want now!?

Naraku: I want nothing to do with you.

Inuyasha: WHAT THE?! MYOGA!!!!!

Myoga: I can't believe you fell for it Hahah!!!

Inuyasha: GRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Kagome: Stop it Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: OKAY OKAY!!!!

Inuyasha and the others heads towards Kaede's village.

Shippou transformed into Kikyo.

Inuyasha: K......Kikyo.......

Inuyasha was about to hug Shippou when.......

Kagome: SIT!!!!!!!

Inuyasha: GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

The end!