InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ One board day ❯ Mexico ( Chapter 3 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Disclaimer: I Dont own anything but safty pooch, and myself, i think, so u no sue got it!

Chapter 2: Mexico

"Mexi-what?"said Inuyasha. So i'm like "dude, its MEXICO" He's like"dude,Whats a Mexico" im like "Its another place to take over" "AND SHOPING, DONT FOR GET SHOPING" yelled my other friend Kristi. "I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE SHOPING" " Dude ,would you shut the &#@$ up!" yelled Inuyasha. Safty pooch is like "Dude why did u go &#@$, why not us the word" Inuyasha was like" Cause the author wont let me sware" Then I said "we have to keep this a T rating" "Grrrrrrrrrrrr"

We decided to go to Mexico on our quest to take over the world.My annoying friend Kristi wanted to have it so i'm giving it to her. On the way,we fell into a gient snow bank. We got out but we were cold."DUDE,WE'RE ALMOST THERE" yelled Kristi. Inuyasha was like "nooooooooo,I didn't notice,and the 'Mexico, two feet away' sign dosent help at all now does it?, stupid human" Kristi is like "Safty pooch" "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" could be heard from miles away."YOU BIT ME IN THE BUTT,AGAIN!!" Safty pooch laughed at him.

When we got to Mexico, we shoped and we all bought sambraros. I sent one to Brittany.A rat crossed in front of our path."AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Inuyasha screamed like a little girl. I was like "awwwwwwwwwwwww, their cute" We finshed shoping. So i was like "Lets go find the place where the ruler of this place lives" So we went to find the place where the ruler of this place lives.

When we got to the place the president lived,we held him up. He's like "Dude, why are u holding me up" So i'm like "So i can take over the world" So hes like "Why do you wanna take over the world" So I was like "cause i got board" He's like "Thats a stupid reason" I'm like "What" He's like "nothing" I'm like "Thats what i thought"

"Dude, so whats your name" asked Inuyasha. So the president's like "My name is Vicente Fox Quesada" Inuyasha is like"Vi-what?" So Inuyasha made it his lifes mission to pronounce Vicente Fox Quesada's name.

Vicente Fox Quesada is like "How are you gonna take over the world?" So i tell him, he dident die i was confused. So then I offer him a shiny new nickle if he gave Mexico to me. Vicente Fox Quesada was like " Ooooooooooooooooh shiny" He gave me Mexico.

So I enslaved Mexico.

Then i'm like "Ok Kristi, it's yours" Kristi's like "YAAAAAAAA, MOOOOORE SHOPING" We left then......."VICENTE FOX QUESADA" yelled Inuyasha "I GOT IT" Safty poock is like "Dude, good for you" Inuyasha is like "shut up" Safty pooch is like "Dude, dont make me bit you again." We countinud our quest to take over the world.

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A/N: I decied to go ahead and update anyway
A speical thanks to:
elevenXseventy: who gave me my first review *gives cookie*
Az: my first anomomous reviewer*gives cookie*
and to whoever put this "That really sucked, and don't even bother flame throwing me, because I can still stand here dissing out you puke stain punching bag. I'm immortal, so don't even bother. God, that story sucked donkey dick." thank you for my first flame....i did warn you that this story way stupid in the summary so it you falt for reading ths *gives cookie*
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