InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Switch! ❯ Switch!: Inu Yasha and Shippo! ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: Sigh…do I have to do this…(police and lawyers nods) Fine!!! I DON'T OWN INU YASHA OR ANY RELATIVE CHARACTERS!!!!! CAN U GIVE ME BACK MY SESSHOUMARU PLUSHIE?…I can't sleep without it (people in the background saying awwwwwwwwwwww) STUDDUP!

(Searching for a co-host)

Jen-Jen: No it's you!! Get away from me!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Liz.Q: mwahahahahahahha!

(Back at the show)

Jen-Jen: *in a deadpan voice* And now here's our host…Liz.Q!!! (whispering) free me!

Liz.Q: *glares at Jen Jen* * and then turns hyper active* Hiya Everybody!

Audience: Hi Liz.Q!

Liz.Q: Did u guys heard on the news that a guy….

One Jackass in the Audience: On with the game!!!

Liz.Q *grabs a laser gun and shots him* ANYONE ELSE!!!!?

Audience: *shaking their heads very very very etc fast*

Liz.Q: *evil voice* good…*happy voice* Ok! On our show today we will be playing our game Switch!!

Audience: YaY!!!!!

Liz.Q: Today we have a half demon named Inu Yasha!!

Audience: *forced of clapping*

Inu Yasha: It's you! You're wanted in several con-

Liz.Q: Do u wanna end up like that guy *points at the crispy burned body*

Inu Yasha: *nods his head*

Liz.Q: GOOD!!!! And today u will be switching bodies with…*drum roll* ShiPPo!

Inu Yasha: NO! Anything but that!

Liz.Q: Would u rather switch with your brother? *who is still in Rin's body*

Sesshoumaru: HEY WHEN ARE U GOING SWITCH ME AND RIN BACK TO REMEMBER (Rin is backstage playing hopstoch [A/N imagine Seshoumaru playing hopstoch?…scary])

Liz.Q: WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER!! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Everybody: *sweatdrops*

Liz.Q: Ok Enough of THIS!!! SWITCH!

*POOF*

Inu Yasha: *who is now in Shippo's body* ooo no…I'm small!!

Shippo: I'm Tall!!! And I can use the Tetssagia! *takes out the sword*

Liz.Q: Shippo, please don't use the…

Shippo: Wound of Wind!!!

Audience: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Shippo: hehe oops…

Liz.Q: There goes our ratings…You guys can switch back now. *sigh*

*POOF*

Inu Yasha: Whew! I thought I may ended up like my brother.

Sesshoumaru: HEY! Y DIDN'T U SWITCH ME AND RIN BACK!!?

Liz.Q: Because Lord Puffy Fluffy Pants…YOU ARE SO CUTE WHEN YOU ARE IN A KID'S BODY!!!

Sesshoumaru: NOO!! LET ME GO!! STOP HUGGING ME!!!

Rin: *who is still in Sesshoumaru* Sesshoumaru-sama…Rin needs to go the potty.