InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Target Practice ❯ The Odd Couple ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: Me? I own nothing but my twisted imagination...

 

A/N: I found this on my computer today...seems I wrote it who knows how long ago, but it was too long and I never edited it down to size. So I took care of that and now it's ready to post! Enjoy!

 

 

 

The Odd Couple

 

By: ArtemisMoon

 

Story Type: 100 word drabble

 

 

 

Kagome and Inuyasha were looking a bit green while Miroku was near tears.

"Oh Sango, won't you please stay with me?"

Her gaze was sad. "Sorry, Houshi-sama. But it was you who helped me find happiness, so thank you."

Another spoke. "Finished saying goodbye?"

Sango's eyes lit up. "Yes!"

Miroku's rival approached. "Sorry my boy, but I cannot help that she wants a man with more experience."

"Who knew I loved groping so much?" Sango voice was husky with passion. "Mushin...what a technique you have...”

"Stop!" Kagome shrieked, covering her ears. "I don't wanna hear it! It's too creepy!"

 

 

 

A/N: Maybe Sango really does have some deep, dark fetish for groping...? Okay, so the chances aren't that great. But far be it from me to let reality stop my mind from created twisted scenarios! LOL