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The Demented Cartoon Show

 

 

Disclaimer- I don't own Inuyasha or any of the Inuyasha characters.

 

WARNING: This is for Inuyasha character haters. All characters are OOC. Also this is very random.

 

 

*Kagome's Dream*

 

Kagome- Where am I? (she looked around but only found darkness)

 

Miriko- You are dreaming. I have something I need to discuss with you. It has to do with the jewel shards.

 

Kagome- What is it! Do you know where they are located?

 

Miriko- I could tell you if you Just SHUT UP!

 

Kagome- Sorry. (shrank down to chibi size)

 

Miriko- Now then, in order to rid this world of the jewel shards and bring peace…..(she pauses to make it more dramatic)

 

Kagome- What, what!?

 

Miriko-(glares menacingly) You must DIE! Muahahahahahaha…(takes a breath) hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

 

*end dream*

 

Kagome-(wakes up) WHAT!?! (everyone wakes up.)

 

Inuyasha- (falls out of the tree) Are we under attack, I don't sense anyone?

 

Sango- What the HECK is going on Kagome! Gosh, can't a girl get her beauty sleep? You are so annoying.

 

Miroku- I feel such wonderful electric signals from everyone! Isn't it wonderful to be alive.

 

Sango- Can-it Miroku!!

 

Kagome-(pulls out a sword that appears out of nowhere) I must kill….

 

Peanut guy at baseball game- Get your peanuts here. Get your peanuts.

 

Kagome-(drops sword) I'll buy a pack.

 

Peanut guy at baseball game- Sure, here you go. (magically disappears)

 

Shippo- Can I have some peanuts Kagome?

 

Kagome- GRRRRRRRRR!!! Step away from my precious! (she swallows the peanuts whole) Anyways, I must kill myself! (she picked up an axe and slices her head off.)

 

Miroku- Hello Mr. Butterfly. How are you doing on this fine, death filled day?

 

Sango- Kill the butterfly!

 

Miroku- NO!

 

Kaboom (the world blew up)

 

*With Naraku*

 

Naraku- Mwahahahahahahaha! This is the perfect plan for the garden I want to ….. What the! I'm melting, I'm melting, oh what a world, what a world!!!

 

*At Shesshomaru's palace*

 

Rin- I feel a disturbance in the force. (pulls out a lightsabor) Come R2D2, we must go. (Rin rips off her clothes to reveal a business suit) Oops wrong outfit. ( she tries again this time to reveal a gedi outfit. She jumps into a spaceship and takes off.)

 

Shesshomaru- (watched Rin fly off then flicks her off. Runs up to Kagome and steals her bike and rides off) Begins to sing: I want to ride my bicycle, I want ride my bike. I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like. You say black, I say white, you say bark, I say bite, you say shark, I say hey man, Jaws was never my scene and I don't like star wars.

 

Jaken- (stared into his enemy's eyes as background music came on: Game on, Get your game on…) Jaden, you will never defeat me!

 

Jaden- Let's see if you can duel as good as you say! LET'S DUEL!!!

 

*5 minutes later*

 

Jaden- That's game, I win!

 

Jaken- I lost, it can't be! Nnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooo!!! (he blew up)

 

*With Shippo*

 

Shippo- (comes across a big red button) Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm. (presses the button)

 

Kaboom (the world blew up)

 

* With two people*

 

Bob- Why are we watching this, Joe?

 

Joe- I have no clue. Do you want to watch some more?

 

Bob- Sure.

 

*Back with Inuyasha*

 

Inuyasha- (wakes up and sees Kagome) Nnnnnoooooooo!!! (begins to cry) I have a splinter! Darn you tree!! I can't trust you anymore! After all the good times we have had together you go and betray me!!! I feel so alone! (grabs his sword and kills himself)

 

Sango- Yes, silence and violence.

 

Miroku- Oh Sango, I never realized that you were so poetic.

 

Sango- Nnnoooooo!! Anything but poetic. (goes into fetal position) Blood, pain, violence! Kilala kill me now before I become a proper young lady! (ends up taking her knife and killing herself)

 

Miroku- SANGO! Do you want to have tea with me and Mr. Butterfly? Oh, I see you are busy, I will come back later. (Mr. Butterfly poisons Miroku's tea and he takes a sip) I feel strange. Oh, look at the pretty light. I must go toward the light. (and he dies)

 

Mr. Butterfly- Mwahahahahahahaha!!! You idiot! (takes a sip of miroku's tea) Nnnnnnnoooooooo!!! (and he dies)

 

Shippo- Look another button (pushes button)

 

Kaboom (the world blew up)

 

Random person- Oh no, a meteor!

 

Kaboom (the world blew up)

 

Bomb- Iggy buggy boggy

 

Kaboom (the world blew up)

 

*With Bob and Joe*

 

Joe- How many times has the world blown up?

 

Bob- I have no clue.

 

Joe- Have you realized we haven't moved this whole time.

 

Bob- (tries to move but can't and the chair tips over on him)

 

Kaboom (the world blew up)

 

 

 

The End