InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The InuInfoNet ❯ The Horrors of the Yellow Button ( Chapter 9 )
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By: Starlight Vixen 
Episode Nine. *ponders* I think Sango and Miroku are still in that room. . .
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Romance / Fantasy / Adventure / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.03.2004 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 181 | Status: Completed
Episode Nine. *ponders* I think Sango and Miroku are still in that room. . .
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Romance / Fantasy / Adventure / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.03.2004 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 181 | Status: Completed
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Your Daily News
Your Hosts are:
Kiki, Besa, Kagami, and Jessim
-Start Episode 9- The Horrors of the Yellow Button-
Besa: *jerks fully upright* Oh no! I just remembered what the yellow button does!
Fuwairu: *snore*
Besa: *kicks Fuwwwy* We have to warn everyone, quick! *fearful glance*
Fuwairu: *yawn* What's the matter now?
Besa: *exasperated* I know what the yellow button does, and we're in danger!
Fuwairu: We are?! This is all my fault *punches self*
Besa: *whisper* The trouble is in the room right now. . . .
Fuwairu: Stupid me, stupid me!
Besa: *still whispering* Fuwwwy, look at Kiki
Fuwairu: *takes out sword* I'm gonna stab myself -- *opens eyes* What the hell?! What's the matter with her?
Kiki: *chews on the top of Fuwwwy's head*
*Kiki's eyes are red and she has fangs. She is now EVIL KIKI*
Fuwairu: OW!! GET HER OFF OF ME !
Besa: *looks on and sighs, but does nothing* When the yellow button is pushed, Kiki becomes a rabid bunny and steals vegetables, like she did before we met her. *whimpers* But it's been so long, I forget how to turn her back.
EVIL KIKI: *gets a vegetable out of Fuwwwy's pocket and starts laughing hysterically*
Besa: *smacks EVIL KIKI* BAD BUNNY!!
Fuwairu: Then WHY IS SHE BITING ME?!
EVIL KIKI: *curls up on floor eating the vegetable and gets bigger*
Fuwairu: *backs away from EVIL KIKI until he bumps into the wall*
Besa: *throws open the attics door* To HELL with the tangerine gas! *sprints downstairs*
Fuwairu: *still against the attic wall, shaking*
Besa: *stomps back upstairs and pokes head back into attic* C'mon Fuwwwy!
Fuwairu: R-r-right, coming .
EVIL KIKI: *latches on to Fuwwwy's wings*
Fuwairu: AHHHHHHH! LET GO OF ME!
Besa: *whacks Kiki* Hurry! *grabs Fuwwwy and keeps running, slamming the stairs door*
Fuwairu: Let go of me
Besa: *to herself* That won't keep her for long. . .
Fuwairu: I can fly
EVIL KIKI: *starts looking around the attic for vegetables*
Besa: We need to get back to the kitchen
Fuwairu: WAIT
Besa: *quizzical look*
Fuwairu: What about Penguin and Satoshi, aren't they still up there?
Besa: They don't have any vegetables, so they're safe
Fuwairu: Good
Kiki: *crashes through door*
Fuwairu: Damn
Besa: We need to get to the kitchen, because for every vegetable she eats she gets bigger and more powerful. Hurry! We need to find the cure!
Fuwairu: *flies into the kitchen* Does the cure have anything to do with food?
EVIL KIKI: *follows them to kitchen*
Besa: I. . . *contemplates, then slams steel doors closed* . . . I think so. . .
Fuwairu: Does it have to do with Vegetables?
*loud banging noises come from other side of door*
Besa: Maybe, but. . . .vegetables help her get stronger. . . .
Fuwairu: WAIT! Give me some vegetables
Besa: *another quizzical look* NO!
Fuwairu: She won't get them, but I have a plan on how to get us out of this studio
Besa: Fine. . . *hands him a carrot, a broccoli, a squash and a handful of brussel sprouts* We can't abandon the kitchen, though, or she'll get ALL the vegetables
EVIL KIKI: *still banging against the door*
Fuwairu: I need to get to the other side of this door
Besa: Go up and around. . . I'll keep thinking
Fuwairu: *puts vegetables in pockets* Okay *runs out of kitchen*
*a few seconds pass*
Fuwairu: *runs back into kitchen* Besa, which wall do you not care about getting demolished?
Besa: *thinking, while going through the fridge* Something with food. . .and something with yellow. . . . *jerks up* NO KILLING THE STUDIO, FUWWWY!! *comes across an eggplant* No. . . .*stops* Hey, maybe purple. . . ?
EVIL KIKI: *still banging against the door*
Besa: *thinks more* What does she hate the most? *stares at freezer* ICE CREAM!!! *turns to Fuwwwy* We need to have her eat ice cream and press the purple button on her box at the same time
Fuwairu: Does Kiki have to press the purple button?
Besa: No, just it needs to be pressed by someone
Fuwairu: Okay, you press the purple button as I feed her the ice cream
Besa: *grabs double chocolate-chip cookie dough ice cream from freezer* What a waste. . .
Fuwairu: WAIT, what happens if I give her a vegetable and then throw the ice cream in, the vegetable is to make her open her mouth
Besa: No, it needs to be pure ice cream that she eats
Fuwairu: Damn it. Okay. Let’s do it
Besa: *goes to steel doors and throws them open* NOW!!! *runs to EVIL KIKI and grabs her in a headlock*
Fuwairu: *flies up to EVIL KIKI’S head*
Besa: One, two. . . .
EVIL KIKI: *starts making weird noises*
Fuwairu: *throws the ice cream in her mouth* PRESS IT!
Besa: THREE!! *presses button and backs away* I hope it works
EVIL KIKI: *turns back into regular Kiki*
Fuwairu: YAY! *runs up and hugs her*
Kiki: I'm back. What happened?
Fuwairu: Oh, better put these vegetables away *takes the vegetables and puts them in the kitchen*
Kiki: What was the last part of the yellow curse?
Fuwairu: I don't know
Besa: *turns* Kiki, didn't it have to do with Naraku and the shiny evil?
Fuwairu: What's the shiny evil? Does it have to do with this *Picks up a toaster*
Kiki: Toaster...WHERE, WHERE?! *starts spinning around and right there in the middle of the kitchen plugged in is the toaster and the toast pops out* THE HORROR!!!
Besa: Shouldn't have said the word. . .
Fuwairu: OH! *takes the toast* That's mine
Besa: Now you're gonna get it. . . .Kiki -- *plugs ears*
Kiki: *screams* NOOOOOOO!!
Besa: *unplugs ears* Kiki’s worse like this. . .
Kiki: *whines* IT’S EVIL!!!!
Fuwairu: What's evil about toast?
Besa: *sighs*
Kiki: IT COMES FROM TOASTER!!! *points at toast in Fuwwwy’s hand* AHHH! YOU’RE GOING TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY!!
Fuwairu: *puts some jam on the toast*
Kiki: *gasps* NOT THE JAM TOO!!!! *screams again* NOOOOOOO!!
Fuwairu: *holds out toast to Kiki* Here, want one?
Kiki: *screams for a third time* NOOOOOOO!!
Besa: Naraku can tell you all about it *points to scary baboon man behind her*
Naraku: *evil look*
Kiki: *falls to floor and twitches*
Fuwairu: *crouches down* Here, Kiki, have a niiiiiice. . . waaaaaaaaaarm. . . piece of toooooooooast, from the tooooooooooaster. *smirks*
Kiki: *screams yet again* NOOOOOOO!!
Naraku: Kukuku
Besa: *twitches* Stop that
Naraku: *picks up toaster, starts talking in “girly” voice* There you are, my darling
Besa: *shudders*
Naraku: *starts groping the toaster*
Fuwairu: *glances at Naraku, then turns away gagging*
Naraku: I think its time we went on our honey moon, kukuku
Fuwairu: That's . . . just. . . wrong *trips and throws toast at Kiki*
Besa: *sighs again*
Kiki: KYAAAAAA!! *writhes on the floor*
Fuwairu: What's your problem, Naraku?!
Naraku: *to toaster* Maybe, we should take one of these youkai with us to make it more interesting? *gropes the toaster some more*
Fuwairu: *Takes out sword and flings the toaster at the wall, making the toaster shatter*
Naraku: *cries* NOOOOO, MY LOVER IS GONE!!!!
Besa: *whispers to Fuwwwy* Didn't you know? Sesshy dumped him a while back for a tangerine
Naraku: *glares at Fuwwwy* I SHALL AVENGE MY LOVER!!!!!
Kiki: Tangerine? NOOOOOOO!!
Besa: And Naraku joined Penguin in her mission to warn the world of the evils of citrus
Fuwairu: *backs away from Naraku*
Besa: Okay, Nara-chan, you need to go now. . .
Naraku: *sniffs* Give me money for a new toaster, and I shall go without corrupting him *points at Fuwwwy*
Fuwairu: *snorts* Yeah, like that's ever gonna happen
Naraku: *holds out hand*
Besa: *grumbles* Fine. . . . *hands Naraku a fifty* Now GO!
Fuwairu: You weren't supposed to do that
Naraku: KUKUKU
Fuwairu: *discreetly grabs the money*
Naraku: *flies off*
Besa: Oh, shut up!
Fuwairu: He left without his money, see? It's in my hand. waves the fifty around*
Naraku: *comes back, takes money from Fuwwwy and disappears again*
Fuwairu: Darn it
-End Episode 9 - The Horrors of the Yellow Button-
Your Daily News
Your Hosts are:
Kiki, Besa, Kagami, and Jessim
-Start Episode 9- The Horrors of the Yellow Button-
Besa: *jerks fully upright* Oh no! I just remembered what the yellow button does!
Fuwairu: *snore*
Besa: *kicks Fuwwwy* We have to warn everyone, quick! *fearful glance*
Fuwairu: *yawn* What's the matter now?
Besa: *exasperated* I know what the yellow button does, and we're in danger!
Fuwairu: We are?! This is all my fault *punches self*
Besa: *whisper* The trouble is in the room right now. . . .
Fuwairu: Stupid me, stupid me!
Besa: *still whispering* Fuwwwy, look at Kiki
Fuwairu: *takes out sword* I'm gonna stab myself -- *opens eyes* What the hell?! What's the matter with her?
Kiki: *chews on the top of Fuwwwy's head*
*Kiki's eyes are red and she has fangs. She is now EVIL KIKI*
Fuwairu: OW!! GET HER OFF OF ME !
Besa: *looks on and sighs, but does nothing* When the yellow button is pushed, Kiki becomes a rabid bunny and steals vegetables, like she did before we met her. *whimpers* But it's been so long, I forget how to turn her back.
EVIL KIKI: *gets a vegetable out of Fuwwwy's pocket and starts laughing hysterically*
Besa: *smacks EVIL KIKI* BAD BUNNY!!
Fuwairu: Then WHY IS SHE BITING ME?!
EVIL KIKI: *curls up on floor eating the vegetable and gets bigger*
Fuwairu: *backs away from EVIL KIKI until he bumps into the wall*
Besa: *throws open the attics door* To HELL with the tangerine gas! *sprints downstairs*
Fuwairu: *still against the attic wall, shaking*
Besa: *stomps back upstairs and pokes head back into attic* C'mon Fuwwwy!
Fuwairu: R-r-right, coming .
EVIL KIKI: *latches on to Fuwwwy's wings*
Fuwairu: AHHHHHHH! LET GO OF ME!
Besa: *whacks Kiki* Hurry! *grabs Fuwwwy and keeps running, slamming the stairs door*
Fuwairu: Let go of me
Besa: *to herself* That won't keep her for long. . .
Fuwairu: I can fly
EVIL KIKI: *starts looking around the attic for vegetables*
Besa: We need to get back to the kitchen
Fuwairu: WAIT
Besa: *quizzical look*
Fuwairu: What about Penguin and Satoshi, aren't they still up there?
Besa: They don't have any vegetables, so they're safe
Fuwairu: Good
Kiki: *crashes through door*
Fuwairu: Damn
Besa: We need to get to the kitchen, because for every vegetable she eats she gets bigger and more powerful. Hurry! We need to find the cure!
Fuwairu: *flies into the kitchen* Does the cure have anything to do with food?
EVIL KIKI: *follows them to kitchen*
Besa: I. . . *contemplates, then slams steel doors closed* . . . I think so. . .
Fuwairu: Does it have to do with Vegetables?
*loud banging noises come from other side of door*
Besa: Maybe, but. . . .vegetables help her get stronger. . . .
Fuwairu: WAIT! Give me some vegetables
Besa: *another quizzical look* NO!
Fuwairu: She won't get them, but I have a plan on how to get us out of this studio
Besa: Fine. . . *hands him a carrot, a broccoli, a squash and a handful of brussel sprouts* We can't abandon the kitchen, though, or she'll get ALL the vegetables
EVIL KIKI: *still banging against the door*
Fuwairu: I need to get to the other side of this door
Besa: Go up and around. . . I'll keep thinking
Fuwairu: *puts vegetables in pockets* Okay *runs out of kitchen*
*a few seconds pass*
Fuwairu: *runs back into kitchen* Besa, which wall do you not care about getting demolished?
Besa: *thinking, while going through the fridge* Something with food. . .and something with yellow. . . . *jerks up* NO KILLING THE STUDIO, FUWWWY!! *comes across an eggplant* No. . . .*stops* Hey, maybe purple. . . ?
EVIL KIKI: *still banging against the door*
Besa: *thinks more* What does she hate the most? *stares at freezer* ICE CREAM!!! *turns to Fuwwwy* We need to have her eat ice cream and press the purple button on her box at the same time
Fuwairu: Does Kiki have to press the purple button?
Besa: No, just it needs to be pressed by someone
Fuwairu: Okay, you press the purple button as I feed her the ice cream
Besa: *grabs double chocolate-chip cookie dough ice cream from freezer* What a waste. . .
Fuwairu: WAIT, what happens if I give her a vegetable and then throw the ice cream in, the vegetable is to make her open her mouth
Besa: No, it needs to be pure ice cream that she eats
Fuwairu: Damn it. Okay. Let’s do it
Besa: *goes to steel doors and throws them open* NOW!!! *runs to EVIL KIKI and grabs her in a headlock*
Fuwairu: *flies up to EVIL KIKI’S head*
Besa: One, two. . . .
EVIL KIKI: *starts making weird noises*
Fuwairu: *throws the ice cream in her mouth* PRESS IT!
Besa: THREE!! *presses button and backs away* I hope it works
EVIL KIKI: *turns back into regular Kiki*
Fuwairu: YAY! *runs up and hugs her*
Kiki: I'm back. What happened?
Fuwairu: Oh, better put these vegetables away *takes the vegetables and puts them in the kitchen*
Kiki: What was the last part of the yellow curse?
Fuwairu: I don't know
Besa: *turns* Kiki, didn't it have to do with Naraku and the shiny evil?
Fuwairu: What's the shiny evil? Does it have to do with this *Picks up a toaster*
Kiki: Toaster...WHERE, WHERE?! *starts spinning around and right there in the middle of the kitchen plugged in is the toaster and the toast pops out* THE HORROR!!!
Besa: Shouldn't have said the word. . .
Fuwairu: OH! *takes the toast* That's mine
Besa: Now you're gonna get it. . . .Kiki -- *plugs ears*
Kiki: *screams* NOOOOOOO!!
Besa: *unplugs ears* Kiki’s worse like this. . .
Kiki: *whines* IT’S EVIL!!!!
Fuwairu: What's evil about toast?
Besa: *sighs*
Kiki: IT COMES FROM TOASTER!!! *points at toast in Fuwwwy’s hand* AHHH! YOU’RE GOING TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY!!
Fuwairu: *puts some jam on the toast*
Kiki: *gasps* NOT THE JAM TOO!!!! *screams again* NOOOOOOO!!
Fuwairu: *holds out toast to Kiki* Here, want one?
Kiki: *screams for a third time* NOOOOOOO!!
Besa: Naraku can tell you all about it *points to scary baboon man behind her*
Naraku: *evil look*
Kiki: *falls to floor and twitches*
Fuwairu: *crouches down* Here, Kiki, have a niiiiiice. . . waaaaaaaaaarm. . . piece of toooooooooast, from the tooooooooooaster. *smirks*
Kiki: *screams yet again* NOOOOOOO!!
Naraku: Kukuku
Besa: *twitches* Stop that
Naraku: *picks up toaster, starts talking in “girly” voice* There you are, my darling
Besa: *shudders*
Naraku: *starts groping the toaster*
Fuwairu: *glances at Naraku, then turns away gagging*
Naraku: I think its time we went on our honey moon, kukuku
Fuwairu: That's . . . just. . . wrong *trips and throws toast at Kiki*
Besa: *sighs again*
Kiki: KYAAAAAA!! *writhes on the floor*
Fuwairu: What's your problem, Naraku?!
Naraku: *to toaster* Maybe, we should take one of these youkai with us to make it more interesting? *gropes the toaster some more*
Fuwairu: *Takes out sword and flings the toaster at the wall, making the toaster shatter*
Naraku: *cries* NOOOOO, MY LOVER IS GONE!!!!
Besa: *whispers to Fuwwwy* Didn't you know? Sesshy dumped him a while back for a tangerine
Naraku: *glares at Fuwwwy* I SHALL AVENGE MY LOVER!!!!!
Kiki: Tangerine? NOOOOOOO!!
Besa: And Naraku joined Penguin in her mission to warn the world of the evils of citrus
Fuwairu: *backs away from Naraku*
Besa: Okay, Nara-chan, you need to go now. . .
Naraku: *sniffs* Give me money for a new toaster, and I shall go without corrupting him *points at Fuwwwy*
Fuwairu: *snorts* Yeah, like that's ever gonna happen
Naraku: *holds out hand*
Besa: *grumbles* Fine. . . . *hands Naraku a fifty* Now GO!
Fuwairu: You weren't supposed to do that
Naraku: KUKUKU
Fuwairu: *discreetly grabs the money*
Naraku: *flies off*
Besa: Oh, shut up!
Fuwairu: He left without his money, see? It's in my hand. waves the fifty around*
Naraku: *comes back, takes money from Fuwwwy and disappears again*
Fuwairu: Darn it
-End Episode 9 - The Horrors of the Yellow Button-