InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Sesshoumaru Song ❯ The Sesshoumaru Song ( Chapter 1 )

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The Sesshoumaru Song
(sung to the tune of Monty Python's The Lumberjack Song)

Sesshoumaru:
I'm Sesshoumaru and I'm alright.
I look damn good and I like to fight.

*A hastily assembled chorus of demons pops out of nowhere*

Chorus:
He's Sesshoumaru and he's alright.
He looks damn good and he likes to fight.

Sesshoumaru:
I kill demons with poisoned claws.
I go on a killing spree.
But when I go out huntin'
I don't take Rin with me.

Chorus:
He maims and kills with poisoned claws.
He goes on a murder spree.
But when he goes out huntin'
He don't take Rin, you see?
He's Sesshoumaru and he's alright.
He looks damn good and he likes to fight.

Sesshoumaru:
I maim and kill. I like to fight.
I love Rin's little flowers.
I put on human's clothing
And dance around in bars.

Chorus:
He maims and kills. He likes to fight.
He loves Rin's little flowers.
He puts on human's clothing
To dance around in bars?!

*The chorus falters but continues singing under Sesshoumaru's baleful gaze.*

He's Sesshoumaru and he's alright.
He looks damn good and he likes to fight.

Sesshoumaru:
But what I want is cute dog ears,
Tetsusaiga and blood claws.
I wish I'd been a hanyou
Just like Inuyasha!

Chorus:
But what he wants is cute dog ears,
Tetsusaiga... and blood claws...?!

*The music stops abruptly.*

WHAT?! He wants to be a hanyou?
I thought he hated his brother. Oh my!

*They fall silent as Sesshoumaru turns and walks away. Once he is out of earshot, they shrug and the music continues.*

He's Sesshoumaru and he's alright.
He looks damn good and he likes to fight.
He's Sesshoumaru and he's alriiiiiight.
He looks damn good and he likes to fight.



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