InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Wacky World of Inuyasha ❯ Into The Well We Go ( Chapter 1 )

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The Wacky World of Inuyasha

/|\T.ACorn - My First comedy chapter! HA, enjoy, laugh and throw things, but not at me.
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Chapter One -- Into The Well We Go

Two girls walked side-by-side through the woods, one of them talking continuously, the other laughing and talking whenever the other girl stopped for air, which wasn't often. The girl on the right, who kept talking, had brown eyes and long brown hair that was braided past her waist; she had glasses and wore baggy blue jean pants, a large red T-shirt and worn out sneakers.

The girl beside Nicole had shoulder length light brown hair and light brown eyes; she had glasses and wore a white T-shirt, a pair of blue jeans and new shoes. PJ stopped walking when Nicole tripped, then helped her stand up.

"You should really be more careful." she said as Nicole dusted herself off.

"Nah, I'm fine..." she said, making sure there wasn't anymore durt on her pants while PJ looked around.

"Hey, Nicole, look!' she said, pointing to their left. "It's well."

Nicole turned around, unnerved and stared at the square well sitting about eight feet from them. She took a step and back grabbed PJ's arm. "Yea...a well...let's go this way..." she said, pulling her in the opposite direction.

PJ shook her head and pulled her arm away. "Don't be such a chiken." she said walking towards the well. Nicole followed reluctantly behind her.

She stood atleast a foot away as PJ leaned over the edge and looked down at the bottom on the well, seeing nothing. Nicole crossed her arms and looked anywhere but at the well. "If you fall in don't expect me to pull you out cause I'm getting outa here if you do..." she said, staring at a tree, but keeping Pj and the well in sight.

Pj shook her head. "It's empty and that's just a movie." Nicole sulked and mutter under her breath, "Scared the shit outa me..."

"What was that?" Pj called. Nicole flashed a moronic grin in her direction, "Nuthing!" then went back to staring at the tree with her arms crossed.

After a few minutes Pj looked over at Nicole and asked, "Do you know what this looks exactly like?"

"Yea, a death bed," she muttered, then said, "No, I don't. What does it look like, Pj?"

"It looks like the well on Inuyasha." Nicole stared at her, then pushed her glasses up with her middle finger.

"I never thought of that." she said, walking over to her friends side and hesitantly looking into the bottom of the empty well. Since the well was dark, she leaned over the edge alittle farther, trying to see the inside of it, standing on her toes with one knee on the lip of the well.

She leaned over so far, that her foot slipped. As she fell forward she instinctively grabbed onto something, which happened to be the front of Pj's shirt, and dragged it into the well also.

"Oh my god I'm gonna die--" Nicole yelled as she fell over the edge wailing.


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The Pot, Non-Fluffy and Monkey-Man appear looking around, confused, then Pj jumps at them with her Mallet from one side and Nicole jumps at them from the other with her Pole. A huge cloud of dust appears and everynow and then, The Pot, Non-Fluffy or Monkey-Man will pop out, but Nicole and Pj will drag them back in as squirels and mice jump into the cloud from both sides.

The cloud disapates and Pj and Nicole stand ontop of the pile of unconsiouse evil people with their squirels and mice beside them. Pj holds her Mallet over her shoulder and Nicole bashes The Pot's head in the head with her Pole one more time, then leans on it, grinning. They do a peace sign and a squirel and a mouse run to the middle of the screen with a banner and hold it up.

The Banner has a picture of the Inu Gang and says in Japanese letters : " 'The world is a better place now!' " A baby squirel and a baby mouse jump out from behind the banner and hold up another sign. " 'Thanx to : Bob The ACorn and PBJ The NuttyButter' "

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It seemed to take forever to fall to the bottom, but they did. Nicole covered her eyes with her hands and layed there, while Pj stood up and dusted herself of, glaring at her. "That was briliant!" she said in annoyance as her friend sat up, grinning like an idiot.

"Wasn't it though?" she asked innocently, looking around.

A muscle twitched in Pj's cheek several times, Nicole frowned at her friend and mumbled, "Sorry..."

"Sorry doesn't get it! You're getting us outa here, because you're the one who got us in here in the first--"

"What's that yelling?" a boy's voice asked, some distance away.

"--place?" Pj looked around, then up at the top of the well. No one was around when they fell in. Who could that have been?

Nicole looked around, horrified, then grabbed her head. "Oh NO!! I'm gonna die!!!" she yelled, rocking back and forth.

The same muscle twitch in Pj's cheek again and she smacked Nicole over the head. "Be quiet!" she snapped as Nicole swayed, then fell over. Pj looked at the roof of the well again and Nicole sat up holding a bumb on her head.

"You don't have to be--"

"Is somebody down there?" the boy's voice asked, it sounded closer than before.

"--abusive?" Nicole looked up just in time to see a face look down into the well. "Wh-wha!?"

The boy frowned and tilted his head ot the side, staring down at the two girl in the bottom of the well. He looked like a normal little boy, except for the fact that he had a bushy tail like a fox and a few other specific features.

Pj stared at him, then smiled, "It's Shippou."

[Freeze frame: Pj holds up a cute picture of Shippou eating candy] "Yes, Shippou. The annoying, loveably kitsune brat that can get away with anything, ruins precious moment without knowing it and gives us a warm, fuzzy feeling all at the same time!" [Unfreezes frame]

Nicole stared at him for a second, then grinned. "Shippou!" she squeeled, jumping out of the well and tackling the surprised kitsune, squeezing him till he could hardly breath. [yellow background with pink heart floating around appears behind then] "Oh, you're so KAWAII!!!"

Shippou tried to squirm away, but Nicole had too tight of a grip on him. "Lemme go...I can't breath..."

Nicole stopped squeezing him. "Oh, right. Heh...my bad." she said sitting him on the ground. She thought for a second and said, "I know I'm forgetting somthing..."

"Nicole?"

She looked down at the kitsune and tilted her head to the side. "What?" she asked, thinking he said her name.

Shippou frowned. "I didn't say anything..."

[sweatdrop] "Then..." Pj popped her head out of the well and stared at Nicole, who completely freaked and grabbed her heart, falling the the side.

Pj shook her head. "How did you jump out of here?" she asked, climbing over the side. She looked over at Shippou, who was staring at them, then grinned. "Shippou!" Shippou jumped up and backed away, but Pj tackled him and squeezed him like Nicole had.

Shippou tried to squerm away and thought, 'What's with theses people!?'

"Shippou!" another boy called, walking out of the forest. He stopped and stared at Nicole and Pj. "Who are you?"

Shippou fell to the ground and stared up at them. The girls jumped up and claped their hands together, leaning forward on their toes. [stary eyes] "Inu-san!" they said in unison, tackling the unsuspecting hanyou and grabbing his ears.


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No note, but guess what.....................[insert evil laughter here]

Preview of the next chapter : HA! There izint one! -> -> -> Readers : [pulls out knives] -> -> -> T.ACorn : [raises hand in defence] My bad...::mutters::But there still izint one... -> -> -> Readers : [attack]

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