InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Too funny! ❯ ROCK PAPER SISSORS ( Chapter 3 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

SOME DUDE:Some time later that I'm not willing to count to,
KIKYO and KAGOME start a climatic battle in ..............
ROCK PAPER SISSORS!!

Things are flying everywhere, I swear I saw a cow fly by!I think KIKYO did that 0-O ?But it's too scary to read so............
you'll never knowwhat happend!HA HA HA , I RULE! :)

KAGOME:Ha ha I win!! Like I said youth beets old and crispy.

(She dances around KIKYO.But then karma kicks in.She trips *on accident* right !)

KAGOME:Ow, hey that hurt!!!!!
KIKYO:Ha ha ha ha ha ha ,I still hate you even more than I did the last 20 times you won!
KAGOME:Yah, sure whatever............And just wondering,where did the cow
come from?
KIKYO:I got a little carried away.
KAGOME:Ok...I like pork chops better! Anyway,what are you going to do with me anyway?
Kill me, or just wait until INUYASHA comes.Then act like an idiot!
Truthfully I'd love to watch that.
KIKYO:I'm not going to kill you,I could never do that.INUYASHA would hate me!If not then yes I would kill you.
But now ....maybe.......just mentaly harm you.
Thinking:(I wonder what INUYASHA looks like in a speedo?)(ewwwwwww!)
Anyway he's posibly on his way now.
KAGOME:Man you really are desperate,and or lonely.
KIKYO: What!!!!!!!!!How dare you say that!Say it again,I dare you!
KAGOME:Er.............
KIKYO:I tripple dog dare you!
KAGOME:Whatever crispy.

(KIKYO stood up and came closer)

KIKYO:Hey, if it's a bitch slap figth you want it's on!!!!!
KAGOME:WHAT?!

(KIKYO puts up her fists and waves them around)

KAGOME:Ok,fine!But if I can beet you at ROCK PAPER SCISSORS,
then I can beet you at this!!!BRING IT.

SOME DUDE:Then the comercials come on and you wait for an hour until it comes back on!!!But I'm nice, so ...........
I wont do that. Be mary be happy! :> (Just so you know , the characters all took happy pills.That's why they're acting so weird.
Ha ha, my fault!)