InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ truth or dare at kagome's house ❯ funny things happen... ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer: Do I have to repeat myself??? I do not own Inuyasha and characters.

A/N nothing to say, so on with the fic.

Key: `...' = thoughts, <...> = noise/actions, !~!~!~!~!~! = new scene, +?'s pov+ = point of view (kinda obvious...)

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Last chapter:

Sango: done. Now it's my turn. Shippou truth or dare?

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Truth or dare at Kagome's House

By: silence of deep snow

Chapter 3: funny things happen…

Shippou: dare.

Sango: Alright, I dare you to dress up as a baby and eat baby food.

Miroku: An where are you going to get that???

Inuyasha: Beats me.

Kagome: Don't worry, I know exactly where. <leaves room… comes back with baby clothes, and a jar of baby food>

Shippou: <complains> I thought you were on my side!!!

Kagome: <grins evilly> There are no friends or foes in a game of truth or dare.

Inuyasha (speaking for Miroku, Sango and Shippou too): Say, where'd you get those Kagome??? (A/N Inu's seems to be a little… OOC. Don't you think?)

Kagome: These? <holds up clothing and baby food>

Miroku: Yeah.

Kagome: Oh, they were Souta's at one point… so the baby food might be expired… <checks> yep, it is.

Everyone: <sweatdrop>

Sango: Enough chatting already!!! I want to see Shippou do the dare. NOW! (A/N thinks she's a little OOC too…)

Miroku: Ah, so lady Sango losing her patience eh?

Sango: SHUDDUP you stupid monk!

Miroku: <hands in action>

Sango: <blush blush> PERVERT!!!

<SMACK>

Miroku: OW!!!

Inuyasha: Uh… maybe if you two would stop socializing we'd get somewhere…

Shippou: NO!!! I WILL NOT EAT EXPIRED FOOD!!!

Kagome: Aw… common, you're a youkai Shippou, it won't hurt you!!!

Shippou: <sigh> fine. <puts on clothes and starts to eat baby food>

*10 minutes later*

Shippou: Yuck! That tasted awful!

Everyone: <sweatdrop>

Shippou: Whatever. Kagome, truth or dare?

Kagome: dare

Shippou: I dare you to listen to one of your grandpa's stories.

Kagome: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait a sec. How did you know I hated them?

Shippou: Uh…

Miroku: Um…

Sango: Ah…

Kagome: What are you all stuttering for??? Are you hiding something from me???

Inuyasha: Well, it's just that we promised not to tell but… Souta told us.

Kagome: Why that little…

Shippou: <bored voice> Just do it already!

Kagome: fine

!~!~!~!~!~! Kitchen !~!~!~!~!~!

*10 minutes later*

Gramps: yada… yada… yada… (A/N I have no idea what his story's about…)

Kagome: `hurry up!'

*50 minutes later* (A/N meaning 1 hour past altogether)

Gramps: And that's my story. WOW!!! You actually listened for once.

Kagome: <In a very very bored voice> yeah… `And it will be the last time'

!~!~!~!~!~! back in Kagome's room !~!~!~!~!~!

Kagome: Well, I lived with that. Miroku…

Miroku: Wait, <A/N obviously NOT wanting his turn…) How was the story?

Kagome: If you're trying to change the subject, it's not going to work.

Miroku: <sigh> Dare.

Kagome: Dare eh? Hmm… let me think…

*5 minutes later*

Shippou: <impatiently jumps up and down bed>

Inuyasha: How long can you possibly take?

Kagome :<suddenly bounces up> I KNOW! Miroku, I dare you to not be a pervert for the rest of the time you're here.

Miroku: Uh… that could be a problem…

Sango: Absolutely great news for me though.

Miroku: <sigh> Inuyasha, truth or dare?

Inuyasha: Dare <smirk> Bring it on monk.

Miroku: <thinks> I dare you to wear a tutu for 1 hour. (A/N don't ask how he knew about what a tutu is… just did. and 1 hour is after the next chapter.)

Kagome: `Now where am I going to get that? I know!' Wait a sec.

*5 minutes later*

Kagome: <comes back with tutu> This ought to fit you, Inuyasha.

Everyone: <blink, blink> <stares>

Inuyasha: NO WAY! AM I GOING TO WEAR THAT JUNK!

Sango: Where'd you get that???

Kagome: Friend whose mom is a tutu designer.

Everyone: <sweatdrop>

Miroku: <notices Inuyasha's still staring at tutu> Come on! Don't just stand there! CHANGE!!!!!

Inuyasha: Feh

All (except for Inuyasha): <looks at Kagome expectantly>

Kagome: WHAT???

Shippou: Aren't you going to say `sit'?

Inuyasha: <growls> Don't put any ideas in her head.

Kagome: Good idea Shippou, `though I don't really see the reason why but…' SIT!

Inuyasha: What was that for???

Kagome: Don't know…

Miroku and Sango (who were watching from the sidelines): <sweatdrop>

Miroku: Well? GO PIT IT ON! AND QUIT STALLING! GO!!!!!!!!!!!

All (except for Miroku): <sweatdrop>

Inuyasha: Don't have to shout. <grudgingly goes to bathroom with tutu>

Shippou: I wonder what Inuyasha will look like…

!~!~!~!~!~! In hall !~!~!~!~!~!

Souta: <passes by and sees Inuyasha coming out of the bathroom with tutu on> What the???

Inuyasha: <notices> <blushes> <huffy voice> Don't even ask kid. You don't want to know.

Souta: Whatever. `They are crazy!!!'

!~!~!~!~!~! Kagome's room !~!~!~!~!~!

Everyone: <shocked look when they see Inuyasha>

Shippou: WOW! CAN YOU DANCE LIKE ONE TOO???

Miroku: <starry eyed> (A/N you know, like how tomoyo (in CCS) goes starry eyed over a costume or when she just video corded something?) Can I take a picture???

Inuyasha: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sango and Kagome: <sweatdrop>

Sango: I think it's your turn Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: all right. Sango, truth or dare?

Sango: uh… dare

Shippou: <complaining voice> AGAIN?!

Sango: yep.

Inuyasha: I dare you to…

-end-

A/N was that too… randomish?

what will Inuyasha dare Sango to do??? find out next time!!!

- help!!! I need more truths/dares for Sango and Miroku! other truth or dares are appreciated too!

Anyways, please please please please review!!!

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