InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Ways to get your head cut off ❯ Chapter 1

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Inuyasha

Steal the Tetsusaiga while he's sleeping.

Tell him that Shippou did it.

Make oogley eyes at Kagome in front of him.

Say sit. Or Osuwari.

Interrupt him every time he starts to say something.

Every thirty minutes or so, act like you don't know him and re-introduce yourself.

Tell him you always liked Sesshoumaro better.

Ask if you can get a piggy back ride.

Ask him whether or not his leg jerks when you scratch his belly.

Scream, “The sky is falling” at random intervals.

Grind your teeth or make some other obnoxious noise that only he can hear.

Call him Inu-chan. (chan used as child)

Flirt with him for no apparent reason.

Steal his Ramen.

Eat Ramen in front of him.

Tell him how abundant Ramen is in modern day, when Kag has run out.

Tell him what cute cat ears he has.

Ask if his hair color is real or if he bleached it.

Tell him he looks a lot like santa clause in his red haori and hakama.

Sesshoumaru

Ask how he lost his arm.

Then tell him you always had the hots for Inuyasha.

Call him a Baka.

Call him “Fluffy” in a high pitched, nasal voice.

When he doesn't respond to something, ask if the cat's got his tongue.

Ask if you can cuddle with him.

Ask him why he cares about Rin.

Disrespect Rin to him. (warning: not recommended if you wish to keep your head)

Ask him how things smell.

Ask him if he'll turn into his full youkai form for you.

Say, “I'll bet Inuyasha could do better” after everything he does.

Try to pet his Fluff.

Ask him if he wants Rin as a mate.

If he says no, ask if he'll take you as a mate.

Kagome

Put water in the well.

Dare her to kiss Inuyasha.

Say, “I'm sorry, what were you saying” all the time after she finishes talking.

Constantly ask her how her grades are holding up.

Tell her Kikyou is prettier.

Tell her you saw Inuyasha kissing Kikyou.

Remind her who broke the jewel.

Request Ramen for every meal.

Shippou

Steal the Pocky Kagome brings back for him.

Make “fox in a henhouse” references around him.

Ask him to show you all kinds of illusions.

Ask him to explain how he does them.

Tell scary stories to him before he goes to bed, but don't finish them.

Try to brush his hair.

Kirara

Tell Myoga Kirara is an all-you-can-eat buffet

Rant about canned fish in the modern era to her.

Miroku

Grope him, for a change.

Ask a bunch of stupid questions about his kazaana.

Point and laugh every time Sango slaps him.

Yank on his ponytail.

Put glue or gum or something on those rings on his staff so they don't clink.

Tell him Shippou did it.

Ask him if he things Sango is cute.

Then ask if he things Kagome is cute.

Tell him Sango was drooling over some other guy.

Tear up his ofudas.

Grope Sango in front of him.

Make Sango blush in front of him.

Every two minutes, ask him some random “why” question.

When he asks why you need to know a bunch of random stuff, respond with, “I thought it was a monk's duty to help others reach enlightenment!”

Sango

Grope her when Miroku is near her back.

Tell her Miroku was spying on her while she was bathing.

Take Hirokotsu, place it on a stump or something, and use it as a table.

Kouga

Tell him you saw Inuyasha and Kagome kissing.

Tell him he should consider Kikyou—after all, she did come before Kagome.

Ask him why he wears a sword if he never uses it.

Ask how Ayame is doing.

Ask when he and Ayame are going to have pups.

Try to take his jewel shards.

Ask him to show you his full youkai form.

If he won't, mumble something about “he would do it if it was Kagome asking”.

Completely ignore him when he's talking.

Constantly compare him to Inuyasha.

Scold him for calling Inuyasha “mutt-face” or “dog-shit”

Remind him that Kagome is traveling with Inuyasha.