InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ when i go to the feudle era ❯ Chapter 1

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Tweak Inuyasha's ears

Get a date with fluffy_ or at least a glance

Tell kouga he's dense and to get a life

Have a tea party with naraku-chan- then ask stupid questions

Make Hojo cry__ (must do!)

Kill kikyou (not an option, a destiny)

Give Shippo candy

Introduce kilala to meow mix

Feel the joy of slapping miroku

Tell miroku sango's feelings for him

Tell inuyasha kikyou is a creepy clay bitch, that doesn't deserve to be with him.

Then run

Read 101 ways out loud to Naraku

Tell miroku there are girls who actually think he's hot and would like to bear his child (like me! )

Call Jaken Jiminy Cricket then hit him with the staff of two heads.

Pick flowers for sesshy

Ask fluffy if he likes the name fluffy if he says no run away

Thank Kagura for calling kikyou a creepy bitch(2 movie(Japanese version)

Make Kanna blink

Play highway to hell (by ACDC)for Naraku

Tell kagome friends to back off

Tell Kagome's mom she's really nice (unlike my mom)

Play with buyo

Call Menomaru “bubble boy”(movie 1)

Revel love for fluffy in dramatic way

Tell Naraku about bulldozers and demolition(insider joke)

Breck Kanna's mirror and see how she'll react(if she'll react)

Have a staring contest with Naraku

Record kagome's sit commands and use them on inuyasha

Ride kilala

Ask were kagome gets her clothing (burn it down!)

Ride kagura's Feather thing

Slap Bankotsu for breaking my heart(he's gayseriously)

Encourage fluffy to try out for the bachelor

Encourage Naraku to be the host of fear factor

Bake a blueberry pie for Naraku

steal Inuyasha's tetsuaiga (but give it back)

Ask fluffy if he likes me

Cry when someone hurts you in a battle

Become part of the inu gang

Bully Jaken

Play with Rin

Higher Naraku to stuff my homeroom teacher in a locker

Tell everyone kikyou does drugs

Spread rumors that Kagura is a lesbo

Give Naraku a bumble bee costume and if he refuses to wear it, tell him his mother said he has too!

Remind Naraku constantly that he has human blood in him(then run away)(come back)

Paint naraku's castle pink inside and out(what? it needed to be brightened up)

Sing the song that never ends till death threats come

For every good plan Naraku has tell him it's stupid and won't work

Throw a surprise party for naraku's 51st birthday

Read gr.8 history text book to Naraku

Curse and stomp on Urasuway's grave(the person who brought kikyou back to life)

Call my friends and rub it in their faces that I'm here and their not(like they'll care, but anyways)

Throw rocks at Hojo

Introduce BARBIE DOLLS to Naraku

Burn kikyou's body AND THROW ASHES IN WATER!!!!>.<

Teach Naraku to use a gun(or not)

Teach Naraku about his ancestors Osama bein laden and sadaam housane (sp?)

Make Naraku laugh

Make milk come out of his nose

Tell Naraku how stupid he'd look with a girlfriend(then flirt)loll

Bribe InuYasha into taking his shirt off (strip party!)

Warn sesshomaru Elise is out to kill him (or ruin his perfect ness)???????? *.*

Give Rin a dress

Apply Jaken for “extreme makeover”

Buy Shippo more stuff

Introduce inuyasha to kibbles(loll)

Read out loud 100 ways to kill kikyou to kikyou then ask her to choose one (its only fair.)

Ask miroku and kagome if they would consider wearing pants

Take pictures of inuyasha in the hot spring (yes, naked!)

Adopt Soutan (thunder brothers little sister)

Have a ramen eating contest with InuYasha

Ask inuyasha how his clothes always regenerate

Baby-sit Shippo

Ask kagome if she already adopted Shippo

Straighten out the fact that the earth is round not flat

Get a fire rat hatori

Teach Rin French

Ask Naraku if he passed school

Teach everyone how to line dance(if I can learn anyone can)

See miroku's wind tunnel up close

Have a slumber party with every one except kikyou

Bring laptop and show everyone about the great world wide web(I have wireless internet)

Start looking for ways to get home

Collect things, like miroku's staff, sango's boomerang, tetsuaiga …ect

Tell Shippo about sponge bob square pants

Pet kilala

Take Shippo to the future

Ask if you can use the washroom (catch my drift…..)

Have a campfire night with everyone except kikyou

Curse @ kikyou

!@#$^&*(: )?~

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Tell every one kikyou been cheating on inuyasha~ with Kagura! o.0

Slap Bankotsu again! :(

Mourn for Hitan

Keep looking for a way home

Practice shooting kikyou's head

Find a way home

Thank everyone ~ except kikyou, for their hospitality

Go home

Hit yourself in the head for going home

Go back

Take a picture with everyone~ except kikyou

Go back home again

CRY! Wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

Review or the smiles will haunt you. If you have any suggestions e-mail me at Sunshine______Angel@hotmail.com that's 6 under scores. Thanks, this story was not by me, I only edited, typed and posted it for my friend Justine if you want to talk to her e-mail is sesshomaruroxmyworld@hotmail.com although she never goes on MSN.