InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ ykyowitmw.... ❯ ykyowitmw... ( One-Shot )

HI! How are ya?! I have absolutely no idea why the heck I made this! I guess I was bored -_-;

Ok well, as you may know… I do not own InuYasha. I wish I did though! *Sob* WARNING: you may want to know that there is some SLIGHT insanity!!!! Oh well, enjoy!

100+ you know you're obsessed with InuYasha when…

(1) You call your cat Buyo and proceed to feed it continuously

(2) Call your white fluffy dog Sesshoumaru or InuYasha

(3) Get your white fluffy dog a fluffy and paint a half-moon crest on its forehead along with the stripes

(4) Go around saying "Feh" all the time

(5) You know all the songs by heart and sing them non-stop

(6) You glue doggie-ears to your adorable little cousin and call him InuYasha

(7) You get your cousin to like it even though he doesn't watch it.

(8) Make him a rosary necklace

(9) When you say, "sit", he face plants into the ground like a good boy (^_^;)

(10) Look around for people with doggie ears and silvery white hair

(11) You go to Japan and look for the Sunset shrine

(12) Go around hopping in wells and end up breaking both your arms and legs continuously

(13) You keep looking around for a uniform like Kagome's

(14) Blow off another anime to watch InuYasha

(15) Get mad when people call it "inuwasha" or "enuyasha"

(16) You make up songs that go with the lyrics to InuYasha

(17) Make up Fanfics to go with them

(18) You name your toad Jaken

(19) Worship each and every Bishie, including Naraku

(20) Scream in Japanese at the TV

(21) You scream and dance around as soon as you find out Kouga has Duo's voice

(22) Look in your dogs fur to see if you can find myoga.

(23) If you're a guy you go around asking girls to "bear your child"

(24) Act like the person a personality quiz told you were

(25) Call your friend's lil brother Shippou cause he's so cute and adorable

(26) The only thing you do is Look for InuYasha stuff and Never look for what your supposed to

(27) Draw Sesshoumaru on a desk, bow down to it, and call it holy

(28) Dress in a red kimono

(29) Dress in a black and purple robe carrying a monk's staff

(30) You scare people continuously as you blab about demons and mikos

(31) Fantasize all day

(32) You get mad when people say you can't have your Bishies

(33) Your only drug is Bishies

(34) When people say lay off the bishonens you say you'd rather lay on them

(35) You eat lots of ramen

(36) You say a Doritos bag is heaven and you eat the gods, then you put a Sesshoumaru figure in there and say he took over heaven.

(37) Your kids' first word is "Oswari"

(38) You believe the kid who's always out sick is a miko

(39) You think the person at your table has a Kazaana in his/her mouth

(40) You think your teacher is a psychotic demon let loose by Naraku

(41) You think there's a fluffy under your bed!

(42) PET THE FLUFFY!

(43) You can listen to "Change the World" every minute of the day and never get bored of it

(44) When you are at the dentist getting your teeth pulled, you wonder if Toutosai taught him.

(45) You put your tooth under your pillow and hope you get a giant sword made of it!!

(46) You make Inu characters in the snow.

(47) You yell "Naraku!" at every monkey-suited person

(48) You would say yes to Miroku if he asked his `certain' question ;)

(49) You write things like this

(50) You believe them / do them

(51) You go around sticking wards on peoples foreheads
(52) You dream about the cast every night
(53) You claim a Bishie and get mad when someone says they already claimed them
(54) You make hate sites for Kikyo and every person that messes with your marriage plans
(55) You sleep in a tree and jump thru windows instead using doors
(56) You take archery lessons
(57) You carry around a huge boomerang made of cheep wood
(58) You wonder about all the unanswerable questions
(59) You wonder why people call InuYasha and Sesshoumaru girls

(60) You try to vacuum with your hand

(61) You go around riding three-eyed cows making ridiculously large swords from fangs
(62) You believe in dark clouds
(63) "Feh" is your new word
(64) you jump on a cat, call it Kirara, and say " KITTY FLY AWAY!!!" then you patiently wait for the squish under you to transform.

(65) If Inu's cancelled you sit and pout for a month until it comes back on then go around announcing to the world INU'S coming back!!!! But first you run around the house two in a half times ^^;

(66) When some one starts to annoy you, you yell "SIT BOY"

(67) You start A; wearing a lot of red and dying your hair white/silver, B: Carry around a fluffy object, C: turn green D: start wearing a green school uniform, E: wear a blue baboon mask and have curly hair F: start referring yourself as Rin and calling every tall person Sesshi-sama

(68) Every large stuffed animal is a demon, which you must kill.... DIE!!!!!!

(69) Insist Inu/Sesshi gets hotter every episode

(70) Glomp the TV when the show is on...wait...don't you do that normally???
(71) You put broken glass in yourself and say your empowered by a shard from the Shikon No Tama

(72) You command the smallest kid in school around and call him/her Jaken

(73) Your convinced your a reincarnated priestess who will save the planet

(74) You keep talking to a non-existent furry creature you call Shippou
(75) You go to a con and get restraining orders from the people dressed as InuYasha characters
(76) You believe every animal you see is a demon in disguise
(77) Your small fake sword can magically turn 100 times its size and actually HURT people
(78) Force your non-otaku bf to cosplay as Sesshoumaru and drag him around on a color and insist its just for fun not get you in the mood…

(79) Whenever you miss an episode you run up and down the streets screaming and force your friend who taped it to hand it over before you kill them.... ^^'....

(80) Try to use a bow and arrow but end up poking your eye out
(81) Stare at a large tree in hopes a trapped demon Bishie will appear
(82) Pet anything and everything fluffy and scarily say 'My precious...'
(83) Go around to people's houses and say they have a dark cloud over them and you'll protect them in exchange for food

(84) Get golden contacts and glare at random people

(85) Sing 'Inu Inu WOOF WOOF!!!!'

(86) Stare and yell at an idol, convinced there's a demon inside
(87) Talk to a tree, believing its a tree demon
(88) turn your niece into Rin and have her beat up the person you call Jaken
(89) Get very, very angry that no one makes Sesshoumaru hentai.
(90) Go up behind an InuYasha cosplayer and yell OSWARI at the top of your lungs

(91) Go around swearing your a dead clay figure made from ashes and soil
(92) You go up to a guy with long black hair and ask when the he'll turn back into his demon form
(93) Catch a wolf and try to command it to take you to its demon leader Kouga, but end up getting your head bitten off and getting rabies....
(94) Constantly sleep and sit in trees
(95) Develop a strange fear of spiders...and their heads....
(96) You wonder when Sesshi's birthday is….

(97) Get yelled at for cutting your moms wooden mask in two because you were convinced it was the No-mask
(98) Try to attack people with toys, hoping they'll get larger and hurt the person
(99) Hop around with a fox fur, saying its your dad
(100) you know of every possible pairing…um, possible
(101) try to steal souls with a little mirror
(102) consider yourself Kagome and make never ending rants on Kikyo or anyone who dares to hurt your little Inu puppy
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Oh yea, ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE GUILTY OF IT ALL!! ...well ok, most of it…^^;;

Um…does anyone know what a `fliffy' is? @_@