Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction ❯ Kingdom Hearts 2 MST ❯ Twilight Town Day 1 ( Chapter 1 )

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A/N: script is by Dj firewolf and khimpulse. Yes, I know I haven't finished the first kingdom hearts game yet, but…I wanted to do this one while the game was still fresh in my mind. Now with new msters! I shall provide you with a brief description of each. Personality this chapter, appearance next chapter.
 
Blade - only female of the group/has a split personality/usual one is hyperactive, childish, and a major yaoi fangirl…be warned.
 
Kofu - unintentional crossdresser (mother always put him in dresses when he was younger and he never knew the difference until he was too used to dressing as a girl)/usually polite and nice/can be manipulative or evil occasionally.
 
Kana - only obvious male of the group/quiet, sardonic, cruel, and evil/has a soft side but tries to hide it/odd fascination with `pretty' and hair.
 
Vyper - odd/feminine looking and enjoys using that fact to confuse others, but doesn't directly crossdress/changes likes, dislikes, hobbies, and idiosyncrasies on a whim.
 
 
Kingdom Hearts II MST Chapter 1
Intro and Twilight Town Day 1
 
(Water flows behind gold letters which appear on the screen)
 
Buena Vista Games
 
Square Enix
 
Kingdom Hearts II
 
(The words rush the screen
Blade and Vyper: Ahhh!! (guard faces with their arms)
and the camera moves through them. Fade in to Sora
standing at a crossroads. More words appear on the screen)
 
Sora: A scattered dream that's like a far-off memory. A far-off memory that's
like a scattered dream. I want to line the pieces up--yours and mine.
 
(Kairi sits on the Destiny Islands beach, making a charm of thalassa shells.
Vyper: Question! (hold hand in air)
Kofu: yes?
Vyper: What's a Thalassa?
A shell is washed away in the water. Sora, Kairi, and Riku watch the sunset,
dreaming of other worlds. Kairi, Riku, and eventually Destiny Islands itself
disappears with the wind.
Kofu: Ahhh!!
Sora jumps off the paopu tree and lands at the Rising
Falls in Hollow Bastion with Donald and Goofy. Sora jumps up the platforms,
defeating Shadow Heartless. He sees Kairi lying in the Grand Hall of the castle
and runs to her. He kneels down beside her and holds her. He turns his head and
sees Riku, who turns around and holds out his hand to Sora. A large wave comes
up behind him, and Sora appears on Destiny Islands. He runs to Riku with his
Keyblade. In the Grand Hall, Sora and Riku's blades clash. Sora spins to hits
him, but he leaps into the air. Pieces fly off him as he falls near the
entrance to the Dark Depths, revealing him as Ansem.
Kofu: ahhh! That's not how that happened!
Sora leaps into the air
and slams down his Keyblade. The door to Kingdom Hearts opens and light pours
out. Ansem shields his eyes with his arm. Riku makes a promise to Sora as the
door closes. Sora's heart is opened by the Keyblade, and the princesses' hearts
are released. Sora holds Kairi close. Kairi stands on Destiny Islands staring
out at the water. Day turns into night and lights fall around Kairi as she
watches Sora leave. Kairi stands again at the water, but she is now older.
Vyper:…okay…I suppose this is in case there's people out there who would play a game called kingdom hearts `2' without ever playing kingdom hearts`1'.
Cross to Naminé, who's drawing in Castle Oblivion.
Vyper: well, at least it's more likely someone hadn't played `chain of memories', I haven't.
The spiral stairs become
reality and Sora, Donald, and Goofy run up them fighting Heartless. Goofy
smashes one with his shield. Donald performs Thunder. Sora sees DiZ and a
figure in black through the blue smoke.
Vyper: Yee! (claps hands exitedly, then notices Kana looking at her) What?
Kana: You've played this before, haven't you?
A white hall forms around them and Sora
finds himself alone, facing down Marluxia, who smirks. Sora runs forward.
Marluxia swipes with his scythe. Sora flies forward, dodging another swing from
the scythe. Riku leaps backwards, away from a blast from Ansem, catching
himself and running forward. Sora and Riku exchange blocks and blows with
Marluxia and Ansem. Sora throws his Keyblade at Marluxia, who stops it with his
scythe.
Kana: well, that seems stupid. If you only have one weapon you don't throw it.
Sora, Donald, and Goofy run up through Castle Oblivion's spiral stairs
as Riku and Mickey descend them. As Naminé is drawing, Sora enters the room. On
Naminé's pad is a drawing of Sora inside a capsule. Sora looks down and a
capsule blasts up and envelops him. He looks helpless at a sad Naminé. Sora
starts to fall. He soars across the water to Destiny Islands. Naminé closes her
sketchbook on a picture of a sleeping Sora. Sora, Kairi, and Riku lie hand in
hand upon the beach. Roxas falls down through the water. He wakes up and lands
on hard ground. He looks around warily but sees nothing. He steps forward, and
covers his face as hundreds of birds fly out of a bright light, revealing a
platform with Sora adorned on it.
Kofu: Well, this looks familiar.
Roxas watches as the birds fly away. At a
dark ocean beach, two people in black coats meet, one sitting on a rock
overlooking the beach)
 
??????: You have arrived. I've been to see him... He looks a lot like you.
 
?????: Who are you?
 
??????: I'm what's left. Or... Maybe I'm all there ever was.
 
?????: I meant your name.
 
??????: My name is of no importance. What about you? Do you remember your true
name?
 
?????: My true name...is...
Vyper: you can tell the difference between them because one is named question mark question mark question mark question mark question mark. And the other is named question mark question mark question mark question mark question mark question mark.
 
(Sora's memories play through his head)
 
Kairi: Sora.
 
(Sora awakens on the Destiny Islands, and yawns)
 
Sora: Whoa!
 
(Kairi giggles)
 
Sora: Give me a break, Kai--!
 
(Sora and Riku race on the beach)
 
Riku: Giving up already?
Blade: loser has to -
Kofu: (puts his hand over her mouth to muffle her)
Blade: mmph, mmph.
 
(The three overlook the ocean at twilight)
 
Riku: If there are any other worlds out there, why did we end up on this one?
 
(Sora gazes at his chalk drawing of him and Kairi in the Secret Place)
 
?????: This world has been connected.
 
(Sora gets up in distress.)
 
Sora: Wh-who's there?
 
?????: Tied to the darkness...
 
(Sora and Kairi watch the ocean on the dock)
 
Kairi: Sora, don't ever change.
 
Riku: The door has opened...
 
(Riku offers his outstretched hand to Sora. Sora runs to him but is stopped by
darkness)
 
Sora: What?
 
(Sora stands and faces Darkside)
 
?????: You understand nothing.
Vyper: hey, its question mark question mark question mark question mark question mark, from earlier.
Kana: no more of that.
Vyper: yes sir.
(The door behind Kairi in the Secret Place blows her towards Sora, who readies
to catch her)
 
Kairi: So...ra...
 
(Kairi vanishes as Sora catches her. Sora is blown out of the tunnel. We are
brought back to a morning view of a boy's room. The blond-haired Roxas sits up
on his bed, after waking up)
Vyper: as opposed to the brunette Roxas.
Kofu: or the redhead Roxas
Blade: their baby!
Roxas: Another dream about him...
 
(Roxas opens the window and looks out on the town as the train station bells
ring in the morning air. The logo of Twilight Town appears on the screen as the
train passes by in the background. Fade to The Usual Place, where the train
passes on the tracks overhead. Hayner, Olette, and Pence are enjoying
conversation, while Roxas sits thinking. The words 'The 1st Day' appear on the
screen)
 
Hayner: Man, doesn't that tick you off?
Kofu: umm..sure.
Pence: Yeah, that's just wrong.
 
Olette: Seifer's gone too far this time.
Blade: wait a minute. Do they mean like Seifer Seifer?
Kana: oh no.
(They look over at Roxas, who only nods. Hayner jumps off his seat)
 
Hayner: I mean, it's true that stuff's been stolen around town. And we've got a
score to settle with Seifer and everything. So if he wants to think we did it,
I can't really blame him. See...that's not what really bugs me. What really
bugs me is that he's goin' around tellin' everybody we're the thieves! Now the
whole town and their mothers are treating us like the Klepto Club! Have you
ever been this ticked off before in your life? 'Cause I haven't. Nuh-uh, never.
Now...what to do.
 
(Olette, not knowing what to say, looks over at Roxas, who shrugs)
 
Roxas: Uh...well... We could find the real thieves. That would set the record
straight.
 
Pence: Hey that sounds fun!
 
Hayner: What about Seifer?
Blade: send him to Squall.
 
(Roxas stands up and Hayner crosses his arms)
 
Roxas: First, we gotta clear our names. Once we find the real culprit, everyone
will get off our backs.
 
(Hayner slightly growls)
 
Pence: Oh no! They're gone!
 
(They look and see that Pence is holding a camera)
 
Pence: Our ---- are gone!
Vyper: You mean their &^% are gone?
(Pence puts a hand to his throat at his inability to say 'photos')
 
Pence: What?
 
Hayner: All our ------, gone? Huh?
 
(Hayner does the same)
 
Olette: Huh? You can't say -------? Why not?
 
Pence: But you do understand what I'm saying, right? Our ------ are gone!
 
Roxas: Stolen... And not just the ------. The word ------! They stole it too!
Vyper: well, that's interesting. It's a good thing the script told us the word is photos, otherwise we'd be confused right now.
Kofu: were you when you played the game?
Vyper: hell yeah.
 
Hayner: What kinda thief is that? Seifer could never have pulled that off.
 
Roxas: Yeah!
 
Hayner: All right, time for some recon!
 
(Hayner, Olette, and Pence run off. Roxas begins to follow, then becomes dizzy)
 
Roxas: Huh?
 
(Roxas falls and blacks out)
 
DiZ: His heart is returning. Doubtless he'll awaken very soon.
 
(Roxas wakes up on the ground and stands up, dusting himself off)
Kofu: hey, he was right.
Viper: he wasn't talking about Roxas.
Roxas: Huh?
 
(Olette returns)
 
Olette: Roxas, come on.
Blade: (as olette) you just passed out and I am completely uncaring.
(Roxas nods. Roxas catches up to the group in the Market Street: Tram Common
and Hayner spots him)
 
Hayner: Over here!
 
(Roxas approaches his friends in front of the Armor Shop)
 
Pence: Let's get this investigation underway.
 
Storekeeper: Yo, Roxas. Never thought you'd do such a rotten thing...
 
Roxas: We didn't steal anything, all right?
 
Storekeeper: I'd like to believe you, but... Who else would steal that stuff?
 
Roxas: What stuff?
 
Storekeeper: As if you didn't know. Hey, I'm not gonna tell you. Go ask at the
accessory shop.
Kofu: umm…okay.
(The group turns around and sees the accessory shop)
 
Hayner: Go on, Roxas--- ask her.
 
(Roxas speaks to the Accessory Shop owner)
 
Owner: Oh, it's you, Roxas... Please don't let me down. You used to be one of
my favorite customers.
 
Roxas: I'm not a thief!
 
Owner: Okay...
 
Roxas: It's no fun having everyone suspecting me, ya know.
 
Owner: Then you've got to find a way to clear your name. The woman at the candy
shop is pretty disappointed, too.
 
(The four of them look to the candy shop)
 
Woman: Roxas? Have you seen my cat around?
Blade: yeah…she sounds real disappointed.
Viper: (as woman) you stole it, didn't you?! You stole my cat!
Blade: that's better.
Viper: now I only have 86 left.
Roxas: Er...
 
(Roxas looks up and sees the cat on the awning above them. Roxas retrieves the
cat)
 
Woman: Thank you, Roxas.
 
Roxas: Did they steal something from you, too?
 
Woman: Oh, my, yes. Something important.
 
Roxas: Just so you know, we didn't do it.
 
Woman: I believe you.
 
Roxas: Thanks for that, ma'am. So what did they take from you?
 
Woman: My ------. My precious ------.
Vyper: (as Gollum) My precious &^%
Hayner: Looks like the culprit is going around stealing ------. And not just
------, but the word ------, too.
Kana: how do you know she's trying to say the same thing you were?
Pence: This isn't your average thief...
 
Olette: I wonder if Seifer would know anything about this.
 
Roxas: We gotta talk to him. C'mon, to the sandlot!
 
(The four run to the Sandlot, where they find Vivi, Rai, and Fuu talking. Vivi
notices them and stops, making them turn around)
 
Fuu: Thieves.
Kofu: Cousin!
Rai: That was low, y'know!
 
(Vivi shakes her hat)
Blade:…”her” okay, is that a typo or is vivi supposed to be a girl in this.
Viper: how would you tell?
Hayner: Oh yeah?
 
(Seifer walks in)
 
Seifer: Nice comeback there, blondie.
 
Hayner: What'd you say!?
 
Seifer: You can give us back the ------ now.
 
Rai: Yeah! You're the only ones who would take it, y'know?
Blade: wow…that's a lot more annoying then when you just read it.
Seifer: That was undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers. So what did
you do? Burn it? Ha, not that we need some ------ to prove that you're losers.
 
Fuu: Replay!
 
Seifer (laughs): Now you're talking!
 
(Seifer, Vivi, Fuu, and Rai get ready to fight. So does Hayner)
 
Seifer: I guess if you get on your knees and bed, maybe I'll let it slide.
 
(Roxas moves closer to the gang, who all laugh at him. Seifer crosses his arms.
Roxas moves to kneel down)
Blade: (is gagged again) mmph!
Hayner: Roxas!
 
(Roxas chooses the long battling sword with the strong handle. Roxas and Seifer
prepare to duel)
 
Hayner: Roxas, focus!
 
Seifer: Kneel, loser!
Blade: (is watched very carefully by the others) I'll behave.
(Roxas knocks Seifer around a few times)
 
Seifer: Come on... quit playin' around and fight!
 
(Roxas proceeds to defeat Seifer, much to Seifer's annoyance. Rai and Fuu move
to guard Seifer)
 
Rai: Seifer's not feelin' so hot, y'know!
 
Fuu: Tournament decides.
Kofu: they…made her voice really soft.
(Pence gets out his camera to take a picture of Roxas. He gives him the thumbs
up when a white Dusk appears out of nowhere and steals the camera. The Dusk
flees toward the Market Street: Tram Common)
Vyper: technically, right now it's an unknown enemy.
Hayner: What was that?
 
Olette: The thief!
 
(The three race after the Dusk. Roxas follows it through the hole in the Market
Street: Tram Common wall and ends up in the Woods. The Dusk continues through
the forest, dancing around the trees as if it wanted Roxas to follow it. Roxas
follows and ends up outside the Old Mansion. He approaches the Dusk. Words
appear in Roxas's head)
 
????: We have come for you, my liege.
Blade: oh, a liege ne?
Roxas: Huh?
 
(The mouth zipper of the Dusk opens and Roxas attacks. His sword however does nothing to inflict the Dusk)
 
Roxas: It's no use...
 
(The sword in his hand swirls with data)
Kofu: it's the matrix!
Roxas: What?
 
(The sword turns into the Keyblade)
 
Roxas: What...what is this thing?
Viper: hmm…it's a blade that looks like a key…could it be a keyblade…naw, of course not.
(Roxas looks from the Dusk to the Keyblade and decides to try again. This time,
he succeeds and the Dusk vanishes, dropping the pictures from the camera. The
Keyblade in Roxas's hand disappears. Roxas's picks up the pictures and returns
to the Usual Spot)
 
Hayner: What's this?
 
Roxas: I was his first customer after he took over the shop. So we took a picture together.
 
Olette: It's a really nice photo. Oh...!
 
Pence: Hey! You just said "photo"!
Kana: all this was about photos?
Vyper: Awww it wasn't &^%... (frowns)
Hayner: So, Roxas--tell us about the picture thief.
 
Roxas: Not much to say. The pictures were just lying there.
 
Hayner: Then how do we prove we weren't the ones who took 'em?
 
(Hayner spots the next picture and chuckles)
 
Hayner: It's a girl…
Kofu: Congratulations!
Olette: You look happy, Roxas.
 
Roxas: Do not.
Blade: (as roxas) I'm gay.
Pence: So, like, anybody else notice that all the stolen pictures are of Roxas?
 
Olette: Ohh. So that's why everyone thought it was us.
Kofu: Why would you steal pictures of yourself?
Vyper: He's just that egotistical.
Hayner: You mean Seifer didn't go around accusing us after all?
 
Roxas: Are they really all of me?
 
Pence: Yep.
 
(Pence holds out the picture in his hand)
 
Pence: See?
 
Olette: Look!
 
Pence: Right? Every single one. Wouldn't it be weird if the thief wanted to
steal the real Roxas or something?
Kana: Stealing a person is called kidnapping
Hayner: C'mon, get serious. Why would anyone wanna steal a bonehead like Roxas?
 
Roxas: Oh, thanks!
Kofu: let's joke about our friend being kidnapped.
(The four friends laugh as the train station bells ring and the train passes
overhead. They all look up at the tracks. Hayner, Pence, and Olette leave the
Usual Spot, Olette waving. Roxas leaves after a bit. He holds out his hand to
block the sun from his eyes and he hears a voice)
 
Sora: Where...am I?
 
Roxas: Who's there?
 
Sora: Who are you?
 
(The screen becomes scrambled)
Kofu: ahh!
Viper: …chapter end.