Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction ❯ Kingdom Hearts:Behind the Scenes ❯ Does Your Chain Hang Low? ( Chapter 6 )
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By: RanmaChan93 
I dun own that song!!
Non Anime: Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.05.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 186 | Status: Work In Progress
I dun own that song!!
Non Anime: Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.05.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 186 | Status: Work In Progress
Ch.6
Sora:Dum duh dum duh!Going to check the mail!Dum duh dum duh!
Kiari:Sora you freakin idiot did you get this letter?
Sora:Baka Kiari didn't you hear singing about me going to check "The Mail?"
Riku:Aint mail boxes just the wierdest?I open it up and it says "You got mail"good lord it's like an email!
Sora:Can I just check my mail?
Mailbox:You got mail!
Sora:Wierd...Yes Holy Goshery bob!Its from "The man"!
Riku:Read it cuase I ran away after mine said "You got mail".
Sora:Ok it says:
Sora,I know that your adventuring days are over...
Riku:Oh sweet Jesus how did he find us?
Kiari:Riku,shut up your mouth...
Sora:Anywho...
Letter: You will go to school Monday!
Sora:Monday?
Letter: Yes Monday
Riku: Holly crap it talks AGH!-begins running around in circles-
5 minutes later
Riku: Ok I'm done.So like this Monday?
Letter:I'm a freankin letter I'm not suppose to be talking!
Sora: And yet here we are talking up a storm!
Letter:Sora,shut up your face!Be at the high school Monday...
Sora:Monday?
(The letter is like disapering)Letter:Monday...
Kiari: Well that was awkward...
Sora: Holly craps in the wind sheild!Mondays in three days!
Riku:And we don't even know what school were going too!
Kiari: I'm sure it's just the local one...
Sora:Oh don't worry my dear freinds,I know a great one in Britian.
Kiari: Why the heck would I go to Britian just for some school.That I doubt you couldn't even get into,cause lets face it Sora your not a smart cookie!
Sora: But like two chapters ago you said I was.
Riku:Besides,Britian has good tea.And I've always loved how they talked.
Kiari:Nobody cares what you have to say!
Riku:- Kiari you suck!
Kiari:Riku I'm going to say this ones and try really hard not to say this any more but,Riku,SHUT UP YOUR FACE!
Sora:Ok it looks like were going to Britain!-
Kiari: Oh fine,whats the place called?
Sora: Hogwarts...
Kiari: Sora,you know thats not a REAL place right?Its only from that movie...Whats it called,Harry Potter?Yeah thats it...
Sora: Riku, every think you told me was a lie then?
Riku: Giga gasp!Every thing I heard from Mr.Rodgers is a lie.
Sora: Is that the guy who tried to kill me?
Kiari: You do remember...
Flashback
Mr.Rodgers: Hello kids today were going to learn about sharing...
Sora: Hi Mr.Rodgers!
Mr.Rodgers: Sharing is important.
Sora:Stupid deaf old man...
Mr.Rodgers:(sounding like Mr.T)What you say about me boy?
He then pulls out a machine gun and starts chasing Sora around with it.
Sora: Holly crap,crap!
Mr.Rodgers: Get back her so I can teach the little children why its fun to kill.
Sora: Oh dear!
Kiairi and Riku are eating Subway sandwitches...
Kiari:Think we sould help him?
Riku: Look my bread looks like a kitty cat!
Kiari:OMG it does!
Sora:Help guys!
Kiari:Look theres its tail!
Riku:Now is it a girl kitty or a boy kitty?
Kiari:I don't know...
End of Flashback
Riku:Yeah we never found out if it was a girl or a boy...
Kiari: It was a cute bread kitty .
Sora: I still have the bruise were he shot me...
Riku:Well then what school do we go to?
Kiari:The local one
Sora: Umm,ok...Then the local one...
Monday...
Sora: Sooo this is the school?
Riku:Whoa this is something bad!Look that guys smokin!
Sora and Riku pull out there keyblades.
Kiari: -says sarcastically-Stop, don't get involved.
Sora and Riku beat the crap out of the dude.
Kiari: It's only homeroom, and your already beating the crap out of people?
Sora: Well he was a drugy!
Riku: Shush, I hear the walls have ears here!They'll get us!
Sora: The head guy?
Kiari: Sora, he's called the princable...
Sora: Yeah that guy.
Teacher (I'm too lazy to think of a name): Uga booga we got new students!
Kiari: Yep we should have went to Britain...
Riku: Kiari the walls have ears,that means shut up!
Sora: Lala la la...
Teacher: Tell us a little bit about yourselfs.
Sora: Hya laddies and germs,te-he,germs,Ok anywho I'm Sora.I wield the keyblade.(pulls out the keyblade)Shene,sparkle sparkle!
Kids: Ugh shinney!0-0.
Riku: Hello all,I'm Riku R-I-K-U I'm the wielder of the evil keyblade.(pulls out keyblade)see no sparkle...
Kids: No sparkle T-T...Emo...
Riku: No the King just gave it to me!(runs off crying)
Kiari: Waz up?No don't answere that...I'm Kiari,don't talk to me unless directly talkin to.If you do I will kick your butts.And no I'm not goth or emo,anybody who calls me that will also get your butt kicked.
Kids#1: Holly crap!
Teacher: Yesery bob!There are new students!
Riku: That lady scares me.
Kiari: Shush it Riku the walls have ears...
Riku: Duh!
Sora: This place scares me.
Will the kids survive school?Find out in ch.7!
Sora:Dum duh dum duh!Going to check the mail!Dum duh dum duh!
Kiari:Sora you freakin idiot did you get this letter?
Sora:Baka Kiari didn't you hear singing about me going to check "The Mail?"
Riku:Aint mail boxes just the wierdest?I open it up and it says "You got mail"good lord it's like an email!
Sora:Can I just check my mail?
Mailbox:You got mail!
Sora:Wierd...Yes Holy Goshery bob!Its from "The man"!
Riku:Read it cuase I ran away after mine said "You got mail".
Sora:Ok it says:
Sora,I know that your adventuring days are over...
Riku:Oh sweet Jesus how did he find us?
Kiari:Riku,shut up your mouth...
Sora:Anywho...
Letter: You will go to school Monday!
Sora:Monday?
Letter: Yes Monday
Riku: Holly crap it talks AGH!-begins running around in circles-
5 minutes later
Riku: Ok I'm done.So like this Monday?
Letter:I'm a freankin letter I'm not suppose to be talking!
Sora: And yet here we are talking up a storm!
Letter:Sora,shut up your face!Be at the high school Monday...
Sora:Monday?
(The letter is like disapering)Letter:Monday...
Kiari: Well that was awkward...
Sora: Holly craps in the wind sheild!Mondays in three days!
Riku:And we don't even know what school were going too!
Kiari: I'm sure it's just the local one...
Sora:Oh don't worry my dear freinds,I know a great one in Britian.
Kiari: Why the heck would I go to Britian just for some school.That I doubt you couldn't even get into,cause lets face it Sora your not a smart cookie!
Sora: But like two chapters ago you said I was.
Riku:Besides,Britian has good tea.And I've always loved how they talked.
Kiari:Nobody cares what you have to say!
Riku:- Kiari you suck!
Kiari:Riku I'm going to say this ones and try really hard not to say this any more but,Riku,SHUT UP YOUR FACE!
Sora:Ok it looks like were going to Britain!-
Kiari: Oh fine,whats the place called?
Sora: Hogwarts...
Kiari: Sora,you know thats not a REAL place right?Its only from that movie...Whats it called,Harry Potter?Yeah thats it...
Sora: Riku, every think you told me was a lie then?
Riku: Giga gasp!Every thing I heard from Mr.Rodgers is a lie.
Sora: Is that the guy who tried to kill me?
Kiari: You do remember...
Flashback
Mr.Rodgers: Hello kids today were going to learn about sharing...
Sora: Hi Mr.Rodgers!
Mr.Rodgers: Sharing is important.
Sora:Stupid deaf old man...
Mr.Rodgers:(sounding like Mr.T)What you say about me boy?
He then pulls out a machine gun and starts chasing Sora around with it.
Sora: Holly crap,crap!
Mr.Rodgers: Get back her so I can teach the little children why its fun to kill.
Sora: Oh dear!
Kiairi and Riku are eating Subway sandwitches...
Kiari:Think we sould help him?
Riku: Look my bread looks like a kitty cat!
Kiari:OMG it does!
Sora:Help guys!
Kiari:Look theres its tail!
Riku:Now is it a girl kitty or a boy kitty?
Kiari:I don't know...
End of Flashback
Riku:Yeah we never found out if it was a girl or a boy...
Kiari: It was a cute bread kitty .
Sora: I still have the bruise were he shot me...
Riku:Well then what school do we go to?
Kiari:The local one
Sora: Umm,ok...Then the local one...
Monday...
Sora: Sooo this is the school?
Riku:Whoa this is something bad!Look that guys smokin!
Sora and Riku pull out there keyblades.
Kiari: -says sarcastically-Stop, don't get involved.
Sora and Riku beat the crap out of the dude.
Kiari: It's only homeroom, and your already beating the crap out of people?
Sora: Well he was a drugy!
Riku: Shush, I hear the walls have ears here!They'll get us!
Sora: The head guy?
Kiari: Sora, he's called the princable...
Sora: Yeah that guy.
Teacher (I'm too lazy to think of a name): Uga booga we got new students!
Kiari: Yep we should have went to Britain...
Riku: Kiari the walls have ears,that means shut up!
Sora: Lala la la...
Teacher: Tell us a little bit about yourselfs.
Sora: Hya laddies and germs,te-he,germs,Ok anywho I'm Sora.I wield the keyblade.(pulls out the keyblade)Shene,sparkle sparkle!
Kids: Ugh shinney!0-0.
Riku: Hello all,I'm Riku R-I-K-U I'm the wielder of the evil keyblade.(pulls out keyblade)see no sparkle...
Kids: No sparkle T-T...Emo...
Riku: No the King just gave it to me!(runs off crying)
Kiari: Waz up?No don't answere that...I'm Kiari,don't talk to me unless directly talkin to.If you do I will kick your butts.And no I'm not goth or emo,anybody who calls me that will also get your butt kicked.
Kids#1: Holly crap!
Teacher: Yesery bob!There are new students!
Riku: That lady scares me.
Kiari: Shush it Riku the walls have ears...
Riku: Duh!
Sora: This place scares me.
Will the kids survive school?Find out in ch.7!