Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction ❯ Undistorted ❯ The Force in You (theme 9) ( Chapter 9 )

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Undistorted, a Kingdom Hearts fanwork:  Drabble challenge by Bond Of Flame08, written by Raberba girl
9. The Force in You (rough draft?)

For Zexion/Demyx Day, 9 June 2012

Summary:  It's up to you to save the world, Demyx!

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"Mwahahahaha!" Lord Baldinort cackled as Larxene dangled helplessly over the pirahna-infested pool.  "And so, evil triumphs over good!  Too bad, Scheming Cloak!  Looks like your precious planet is toast!  MWAhahahahahaha!"

Zexion would have shaken his fist at the villain if it had not been shackled to a table along with the rest of his body.  "Demyx!" he shouted instead at the mullet-headed teenage boy huddled between two evilly black-coated guards.  "Do something!"

"I told you," the boy wailed, "I can't!"

"Yes, you can!" Zexion bellowed.  "You're the Chosen One!  Believe in The Force In You, Demyx!  Beliiieeeve!"

Down among the pirahnas, "Help!  Help me, Demyx!" Larxene cried, struggling in vain to get free of the chains as water splashed across her heaving bosom.  Even inches from death, she still looked sexy as heck.

"Larxene!" Demyx cried in distress.  "Let her go, you coward!  Oh, and Zexion, too."

"Mwahahaha!  Me, the coward?  I think not, boy!  It is not I who snivels in spineless paralysis as his friends draw ever closer to their doom!"

He was right.  Demyx was the coward here.  And he could keep meebling about how he was nothing special and just wanted his normal life (and his sitar) back, and watch Larxene and Zexion get slain before his eyes, or he could, well, do something about it.  "Zexion!" he cried, his shoulders squaring.  "I'm not gonna be a coward anymore!  What do I do?"

"What I've been TELLING you to do all along!" Zexion yelled back.

"Yes!  You're right!  I believe, Zexion!  I beliiieeeve!"  Power burst out from Demyx's body, knocking all the bad guys flat and Lord Baldinort over the edge of the railing.

"Aaaaahhhh!" the villain screamed, toppling straight into the pirahna pool below.

"Hang on, Larxene!  I'll save you!"  Demyx ran to the chain and hauled on it until Larxene had been hoisted back to the upper deck.  He set her free and she flung herself gladly into his arms.

"Ooooh, Dem-Dem, you were so brave," she cooed.

"Awww, you're embarrassing me, honey," he said with a pleased blush, just before succumbing to her electrifying kiss.

"Demyx," Zexion fumed, yanking meaningfully at his shackles.  Then, when that elicited no response, "Demyx!  A little help here?"  Demyx and Larxene were still going strong, showing no signs of letting up anytime soon.  "DEMYX!"

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Author's Notes:  Deliberate OOCness (I'm so sorry, Larxene! DX) and the most cliched, cheesy, over-the-top writing as I could manage.  Possibly an in-universe dream or doujinshi or something, or maybe just a ridiculous AU, I don't even know. *sweatdrop*

I wrote this a long time ago, by the way, before the original version of "The Secret Whispers." ^^;

...After seeing KH3D, I wish I could feed Xehanort to piranhas. DX

Complete:  9/100.  Next:  "Innocent Times"