Magic Knight Rayearth Fan Fiction ❯ Magic Knight Rayearth Bloopers ❯ Episode 1 ( Chapter 1 )

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Magic Knight Rayearth Bloopers
Episode One
By:
Thor, Vince (Saturn Angels)

*Opening theme plays*

Umi: ...well if we're already in the little opening song, wouldn't we know we're magic knights already?

Director: ...Just do the damn opening!

Hikaru: ...jeez....fine!

*-Emeraude summoning Magic Knights-*

Emeraude: ...Help...I...I can't breathe! How am I supposed to breathe when I'm sitting on a huge rose underwater!?

Director: ...'Good question' ...er....cut!

*-Tokyo Tower-*

Friend #1: To think they'd take us to Tokyo Tower for our Social Studies field trip! Our school's really weird after all!

Friend #2: Yeah, it's not like we're still in grade school.

Friend #1: Don't you think so Hikaru?

Hikaru: *is looking through binoculars* Wow! This is so cool! We're so high up! I'm so happy--you do know these things aren't on right!?

Director: *sweatdrop* ...someone get her some money to use then!

((-Take Two-))

Friend #1: To think they'd take us to Tokyo Tower for our Social Studies field trip! Our school's really weird after all!

Friend #2: Yeah, it's not like we're still in grade school.

Friend #1: Don't you think so Hikaru?

Hikaru: *is looking through binoculars* Wow! This is so cool! We're so high up! I'm so happy they brought us to a place like this for our field trip! Right?

Friend #1: ...She's happy...

Hikaru: *screams*

Friend #1: *really worried* What's wrong Hikaru!?!

Hikaru: Look!! That guy wearing a black jacket just murdered that woman!!

*everyone rushes to see*

Director: *looks through and sees the dead body* ...ew...CUT!

((-Take Three-))
Friend #1: ...She's happy...

Hikaru: *screams*

Friend #1: *really worried* What's wrong Hikaru!?!

Hikaru: The binocular's ran out of time! Let's see....money...money...

Fuu: *walks up with script in hand* "Please use this" ...hand yen to Hikaru... HELL NO! I'm cheap, I'm not giving you any money!

Director: *has a headache* CUT! Bring some aspirin will you?

*-Emeraude appears in vision to girls at Tokyo Tower-*

Umi: AGH! I'm melting!!

Girls: *laugh*

Director: Cut!

*-Girls land on flying fish-*

Hikaru: AHHHHH! Must fly! FLY! *waves arms around wildly*

((-Take Two-))

Hikaru: What is this!?

Fuu: It appears to be a flying fish...

Umi: No shit Sherlock

Fuu: Keep digging Sir Watson!

Director: ...cut! Not funny you guys! Be serious!!

*-Introductions-*

Umi: Umi Ryuuzaki, 8th grade

Fuu: Ditto

Hikaru: *turns chibi-sized and giggles* I'm onwy fouw wears old, and my mawmmy teaches me math! *claps*

Director: *sweatdrop* C-Cut...

*-Evil Lair-*

Minion: The Magic Knights have been summoned...

*All gasp and make proper comments*

Caldina: *gargling*

Zagato: ...what are you doing??

Caldin: Wai.... *30 seconds later* *spits it out* *waterfall moves to show Caldina holding a bottle of scope, and a bottle of listerine* Listerine work better then scope *wink* Ascot! You owe me 2000¥!

Ascot: *sweatdrop* 'damn'

Director: ...really? I mean...Cut!

*-Magic Knights bestowed magic elements-*

Hikaru: EW! YOU PERVERT!!!!!!

Clef: *blush, blush*

Umi: EW! WE NEVER AGREED TO BE SHOWN NAKED!!!!

Fuu: Oh my...

Director: ...eheh ¬¬; cut!

*-When flying beast is taking off-*

Hikaru: You're kidding!

Clef: Enough! Go!

Flying thing: *starts hovering*

Hikaru: I'll go with you! *jumps*

Umi/Fuu: *don't catch her*

Director: *Watches Hikaru hit the ground* Cut! O_o;;

Hikaru: *mumble, mumble*

*-Hikaru uses magic-*

Hikaru: Flame Arr-- *screams* I BURNED MY HAND!!

Director: Cut! *laughs* didn't your parents tell you not to play with fire??

Hikaru: *growls* Flame Arrow! *hits director*

Director: ......i-itai......c....c...c-cut...

*-End Scene-*

Zagato: *is in sky laughing invisible to Magic Knights*

Magic Knights: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What's he doing here!? *runs and jump off flying....bird*

Director: It's a griffen! OK!? er....CUT! ...janitor? we need you over here!! ^^;

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The madness will continue as long as we have the Magic Knight Rayearth tapes subtitled, and we have my computer! Stay tuned for Episode Two!