Naruto Fan Fiction / Samurai Deeper Kyo Fan Fiction / Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ We dont have a title... ❯ ch 6 ( Chapter 6 )
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By: Beatrice 
tacos sound good right abot now..
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction / Samurai Deeper Kyo Fan Fiction / Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy / Fantasy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 04.19.2008 | Pages: 2 | Words: 930 | Visits: 370 | Status: Work In Progress
tacos sound good right abot now..
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction / Samurai Deeper Kyo Fan Fiction / Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy / Fantasy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 04.19.2008 | Pages: 2 | Words: 930 | Visits: 370 | Status: Work In Progress
Siloh: Where, oh were, has my Yukimura-sama gone? oh where, oh where can he beeeeee?
Kisuke: Why are you singing? *does that fan thing*
Siloh: no idea. oh, btw, have you seen a man about yay high *jumps up with armcompleatly extended* with a really cool haircut carrying a sword around?
Kisuke: Oh, you mean that guy? *points to ichigo on a medieval strechy machine*
Ichigo: SSSSSAAAAAVVVVVEEEE MEEEEEEE!!!!!
Siloh: wtf r u doing to him????!!!!!
Kisuke: training.
Siloh: Don't worry, spikey! I'll save ya!.....as soon as i find Yukimura-sama and you come into arms length....
Ichigo: Oh,gee, thanks! ur a lot of help!!! now, sereously, GET ME OUTA THIS THING!!! OOOWWWWW!!!!!!
Siloh: *already ambeling off to find Yukimura*
Ichigo: NNNNOOOO!!!!! COME BACKKKK!!!!!
On the cart
Kiri: hmmm.... wonder where siloh is right now.... *cell phone rings* *picks up call* Ohlaaaa!
Siloh cell: Heya. I still cant find my Yukimura
Kiri cell: hmmm... did you try the local bar?
Siloh cell: OMG your a genious!!!!! oh, and i just ran into that Kisuke look-alike and the real thing.
Kiri cell: wow. sounds magical... annnnnd?
Siloh: he had to go to PE
Kiri cell: Kisuke has PE?
Siloh: no.... the kisuke-look-alike!
Kiri: oh. was ichigo-kun there? I haven't seen him since skool (which makes yu sooper learneded)
Siloh: yea.... he was strapped into a tortue device... i think.
Kiri: WHAT?!
Benitora: *tired from battle*..... huff huff..... hey...huff... i think... something is bortherin' meh.... Kiri-han... huff
Ed: *sarcastic tone* noooo...... huff huff..... realllllly?.......
Benitora: ain't cha..... at least.... a little... worried bout 'er?
Ed: what the hell do you think?!
Kiri: ACK! Why didn't you help him!? oh.... wait. ok. nevermind..... you have to find Yukimura-san.... anyways, i think i'd rather help him! l8tr g8tr!
Kiri: look! a noob-pwnage-monkey!! *points in random direction*
Every1 looks away
Kiri: *mad dash to ichigo*
Where Kisuke and ichigo are
ichigo: *sees Kiri* HELP MEEEEEEEE!!!! IT BUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Kiri: OK! *grabs random chainsaw and waves it back and forth*
Chainsaw: VRRRRRRMMMMMVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ichigo: HOLY CRAP!! DONT USE THAT!!!!
Kiri: awwww..... but i like it!
Kisuke: he's right, young miko. you might accidentally cut him. Use this *gives her Soul Caliber*
Ichigo: THATS EVEN WORSE, YOU @$$ HOLE!
Kiri:.....um...... this is fairly hard to lift.... *Sword is in the indent from being to heavy on the ground*
Kisuke: here. let me help you. *pushes soul out of body (her soul has on a shinigami uniform with hair tied back with medium sized red ribbon)
Kiri: *body in slumped sitting position*
Kiri: What did you do?!!!!
Kisuke: try you weapon again
Kiri: WOW!!! ITS SO LIGHT! *remebers her goal* Dont worry Ichigo-kun! im coming to save youuu!
Ichigo: Be careful! I bruise easily!
Kiri: RAWR! *sucessfully destorys strechy machine thing in one blow*
Ichigo: im FREEEEEE!!!!
Lee: BEER! beerbeerbeerbeer! i cant remeber how much i have, i drank a 12 pack with my dad! what is the molten liquor, what gets you drunker quiker, what comes bottle or cans???? BEER!!!!!
Ichigo: WTF
Siloh: *draging Yukimura behind her* FOUND HIM!!! *looks at Kiri's body* HOLY SHIZZIT!!! WHAT'D YOU DO TO HER ICHIGO?!?!?!
Ichigo: But i didn't do anything!
Lee: *stands wobbily* now, hic, sakkkeee man..... hic, gurgle, give me myish sakeish backish..... *collaspes*
Yukimura: *unconcious, but talks in his sleep* no.... its.... hic hic, mine...... *snore*
Siloh: *hand that isn't pulling Yukimura is pointing at Kiri's body and shaking* .......k-ki-Kiri?....
Kiri: Im right here!!!! *waves both arms in teh air*
Siloh: *cant see spirits* NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!11111oneoneoneone!!!!!!!!!! YOU MURDERED MY TWIN!
Kiri: Kisuke-san! put me back in my body NOW!!!!
Kisuke: just float into it
Kiri: thats all? ok.... *floats into body*
Kiri: *gasp!* air!!!!! ........ oh, hi Si-chan. hey! you found him!
Siloh: y-your alive?!
Kiri: um, yea. i was just having an O.B.E.
Siloh: a what-a-what?
Kiri: out of body experience. dont you study your paranormal terms?
Siloh: why would I do more work?
Kiri: good point
Kisuke: well, we're off now! Come along ichi!
Ichigo: WHAT?! no! you'll just torture me again!
Kisuke: *yanks ichigo's chain of fait*
Ichigo: ARRCCCHHH!!!!
Ichigo and Kisuke dissapear
At battle site
Kiri: Were baaaaaaaccckkk!
Benitora: Ah! my Kiri-han has returned to meh!
Ed: are you crazy? she came back for me! she obviously loves the fact she can find a guy that's as tall as she is!
Benitora: dont you mean as short?
Ed: WHO YOU CALLIN' A PIPSQUEEK!????
Kyo: *face down on ground from passing out* *looks up* *grumbles* they're still at it....* face falls back to ground
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Kisuke: Why are you singing? *does that fan thing*
Siloh: no idea. oh, btw, have you seen a man about yay high *jumps up with armcompleatly extended* with a really cool haircut carrying a sword around?
Kisuke: Oh, you mean that guy? *points to ichigo on a medieval strechy machine*
Ichigo: SSSSSAAAAAVVVVVEEEE MEEEEEEE!!!!!
Siloh: wtf r u doing to him????!!!!!
Kisuke: training.
Siloh: Don't worry, spikey! I'll save ya!.....as soon as i find Yukimura-sama and you come into arms length....
Ichigo: Oh,gee, thanks! ur a lot of help!!! now, sereously, GET ME OUTA THIS THING!!! OOOWWWWW!!!!!!
Siloh: *already ambeling off to find Yukimura*
Ichigo: NNNNOOOO!!!!! COME BACKKKK!!!!!
On the cart
Kiri: hmmm.... wonder where siloh is right now.... *cell phone rings* *picks up call* Ohlaaaa!
Siloh cell: Heya. I still cant find my Yukimura
Kiri cell: hmmm... did you try the local bar?
Siloh cell: OMG your a genious!!!!! oh, and i just ran into that Kisuke look-alike and the real thing.
Kiri cell: wow. sounds magical... annnnnd?
Siloh: he had to go to PE
Kiri cell: Kisuke has PE?
Siloh: no.... the kisuke-look-alike!
Kiri: oh. was ichigo-kun there? I haven't seen him since skool (which makes yu sooper learneded)
Siloh: yea.... he was strapped into a tortue device... i think.
Kiri: WHAT?!
Benitora: *tired from battle*..... huff huff..... hey...huff... i think... something is bortherin' meh.... Kiri-han... huff
Ed: *sarcastic tone* noooo...... huff huff..... realllllly?.......
Benitora: ain't cha..... at least.... a little... worried bout 'er?
Ed: what the hell do you think?!
Kiri: ACK! Why didn't you help him!? oh.... wait. ok. nevermind..... you have to find Yukimura-san.... anyways, i think i'd rather help him! l8tr g8tr!
Kiri: look! a noob-pwnage-monkey!! *points in random direction*
Every1 looks away
Kiri: *mad dash to ichigo*
Where Kisuke and ichigo are
ichigo: *sees Kiri* HELP MEEEEEEEE!!!! IT BUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Kiri: OK! *grabs random chainsaw and waves it back and forth*
Chainsaw: VRRRRRRMMMMMVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ichigo: HOLY CRAP!! DONT USE THAT!!!!
Kiri: awwww..... but i like it!
Kisuke: he's right, young miko. you might accidentally cut him. Use this *gives her Soul Caliber*
Ichigo: THATS EVEN WORSE, YOU @$$ HOLE!
Kiri:.....um...... this is fairly hard to lift.... *Sword is in the indent from being to heavy on the ground*
Kisuke: here. let me help you. *pushes soul out of body (her soul has on a shinigami uniform with hair tied back with medium sized red ribbon)
Kiri: *body in slumped sitting position*
Kiri: What did you do?!!!!
Kisuke: try you weapon again
Kiri: WOW!!! ITS SO LIGHT! *remebers her goal* Dont worry Ichigo-kun! im coming to save youuu!
Ichigo: Be careful! I bruise easily!
Kiri: RAWR! *sucessfully destorys strechy machine thing in one blow*
Ichigo: im FREEEEEE!!!!
Lee: BEER! beerbeerbeerbeer! i cant remeber how much i have, i drank a 12 pack with my dad! what is the molten liquor, what gets you drunker quiker, what comes bottle or cans???? BEER!!!!!
Ichigo: WTF
Siloh: *draging Yukimura behind her* FOUND HIM!!! *looks at Kiri's body* HOLY SHIZZIT!!! WHAT'D YOU DO TO HER ICHIGO?!?!?!
Ichigo: But i didn't do anything!
Lee: *stands wobbily* now, hic, sakkkeee man..... hic, gurgle, give me myish sakeish backish..... *collaspes*
Yukimura: *unconcious, but talks in his sleep* no.... its.... hic hic, mine...... *snore*
Siloh: *hand that isn't pulling Yukimura is pointing at Kiri's body and shaking* .......k-ki-Kiri?....
Kiri: Im right here!!!! *waves both arms in teh air*
Siloh: *cant see spirits* NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!11111oneoneoneone!!!!!!!!!! YOU MURDERED MY TWIN!
Kiri: Kisuke-san! put me back in my body NOW!!!!
Kisuke: just float into it
Kiri: thats all? ok.... *floats into body*
Kiri: *gasp!* air!!!!! ........ oh, hi Si-chan. hey! you found him!
Siloh: y-your alive?!
Kiri: um, yea. i was just having an O.B.E.
Siloh: a what-a-what?
Kiri: out of body experience. dont you study your paranormal terms?
Siloh: why would I do more work?
Kiri: good point
Kisuke: well, we're off now! Come along ichi!
Ichigo: WHAT?! no! you'll just torture me again!
Kisuke: *yanks ichigo's chain of fait*
Ichigo: ARRCCCHHH!!!!
Ichigo and Kisuke dissapear
At battle site
Kiri: Were baaaaaaaccckkk!
Benitora: Ah! my Kiri-han has returned to meh!
Ed: are you crazy? she came back for me! she obviously loves the fact she can find a guy that's as tall as she is!
Benitora: dont you mean as short?
Ed: WHO YOU CALLIN' A PIPSQUEEK!????
Kyo: *face down on ground from passing out* *looks up* *grumbles* they're still at it....* face falls back to ground
This addition of the fanfic has been brought to u by:
The anti-milk cult!!!!!