Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ 10 Things The Naruto Characters Would Never Say ❯ Chapter 1

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

My third so it probably isn't that great*-*

Naruto:

1. Sasuke is so much stronger then me and much better looking!

2. Ramen sucks I never want to look or taste that nasty crap again!

3. Orange is the new pink!

4. Sakura is so ugly! i'd rather go out with Sasuke!

5. I love the villigers around here, they're so kind and welcoming!

6. Sasuke poo where are you?

7. I'm gonna go join Orochimaru! He's my hero!

8. Hokage? Who'd wanna be Hokage?

9. My new dream is to run a protest against ramen!

10. Grrr.. I'm the Kyuubi quick, everyone hate me!


Sasuke:

1. When I grow up I want to be just like you big brother itachi!

2. Do these shorts make me look fat?

3. Kill Itachi? Why would I want to do that? He's my special person!

4. Everybody sing the happy song!

5. Become a ninja? why would I want to be a ninja?

6. Ninja are so impolite and dirty, I hate them!

7. SEX FREE IS THE WAY TO BE!

8. I want to be just like Orochimaru.....A CHILD MOLESTER!

9. Naruto I surrender, you are just too strong for me.

10. Whats ma name bitches! Da fuck? I dont even know!


Sakura:

1. Who needs Sasuke when they can have Naruto!

2. Sasuke you're such an eyesore, get away from me!

3. No Sasuke I will NOT go on a date and makeout with you! Quit asking!

4. Naruto you're so hot, please go out with me!

5. Naruto you're so smart and good looking!

6. Sasuke you're so annoying!

7. Naruto, kiss me you fool!

8. Sasuke you're such a chump!

9. Sasuke you coward you're such a loser.

10. Ino pig you're right I do have a huge fore head! You're so smart!


Kakashi:

1. Sasuke has no skill what so ever.

2. Icha Icha Paridise is the worst book series i've ever read!

3. Burn Icha Icha Paridise.

4. The fourth Hokage was such a loser!

5. Me perverted? What gave you that idea?

6. Obito is my worst enemy.

7. Chidori is such a weak move!

8. I'm illergic to dogs.

9. I want to be ANBU again it was so much fun!

10. I'm so happy Obito died!


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