Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Akatsuki Chronicles: Childhoods ❯ Childhood of Pein ( Chapter 8 )

Akatsuki Chronicles: Childhood of Pein

 

 

 

Summary: `Host Club' complex parody, Pein-centered. The reason why Pein has six bodies.

 

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Ouran High School Host Club. All credit go to Kishimoto and Bisco Hatori.

Thanks: To my wonderful beta-er, Susan.

 

 

When Nagato was six, he knew that there were two things in his life which were important: his best friend Yahiko, and his dream to become a host.

 

Nagato really liked his dream: one day, when he was old and pretty enough, he would cut his boring hair into an awesome haircut (like Yahiko; his hair was already really cool and awesome), he would buy some awesome outfit and then he would look around for a host club. Once he found one, he would totally join them, and be an awesome host.

 

And because Yahiko was his best friend, Yahiko could just come and be a host too. Or become his costumer. That would be Yahiko's choice.

 

Nagato always smiled when he thought about it: Yahiko then always stared at him in wonder, for he didn't know about Nagato's dream yet.

 

 

Five years went by, and Nagato still wasn't a host. He blamed it on Amegakure's non-existent wealth; the poor people; the lack of prestigious high schools where host clubs could be found; the bad weather.

 

So naturally, Nagato went traveling with his best friend and some girl who spontaneously wanted to join.

 

Konan traveled because she wanted to see the world.

Yahiko traveled because he was in search of food and shelter.

And Nagato traveled because he wanted to find a cool host club.

 

They saw a lot.

 

They saw weird guys on giant lizards. They saw poor people who begged for bread. They saw super-perverts who treated them to fish and awesome trainings. They saw rich people who didn't even look at them once.

 

But Nagato never saw a host club.

 

So Nagato took drastic measures. He took his two friends to Bunkyo, in Tokio, Japan. All the way to Ouran High School.

 

When they arrived, Nagato dragged his two friends Yahiko and Konan to the third music room. They were greeted by shiny rose petals and 7 awesome-looking boys.

 

“Welcome <3. And peace to you in the months ahead.. Ohh, it's a boy.”

 

“Hi. I'm Nagato, and uhh.. I'd like to join.”

 

Nagato later thought his opening line should have been a little bit catchier.

 

He got denied.

 

The 7 boys pointed out they already had a silent type (Mori).

 

Then they gathered around his best friend Yahiko, and claimed that a tough type was just what their club needed, and then the Host Club King laid his hand on Nagato's best friend's shoulder, and then his best friend suddenly said he'd like to, but he wouldn't, because he felt bad for Nagato.

 

The whole club turned to Nagato, and looked at him with hatred. For he was the sole reason why the club would never have such an awesome boy like Yahiko.

 

Nagato was shocked, and fled the school with Yahiko and Konan in tow. Outside again, Nagato sat down and thought. He didn't listen to Konan's advice, or Yahiko's cheery lines.

 

And suddenly, it came to him. A brilliant solution to this mess.

 

Naturally, Nagato killed Yahiko.

 

And then he stole his ex-best friend's looks. Finally his weird swirled eyes were useful.

 

Then he tried to join the club once more. He went inside again, and asked (this time using catchier phrase) to join.

 

Nagato got denied again.

 

The club said they had reconsidered and came to the conclusion that they didn't need a tough type after all.

 

That said, Nagato and Konan had no choice but to go home again.

 

 

When the two arrived at home, Nagato decided to start his own host club. And he would be King.

 

He killed another 5 men (Konan excluded, for she never betrayed him and wasn't a boy), and then he took control of their bodies.

 

A tough one (Yahiko's old body, and Nagato's favorite), a cool one, a silent one, a chubby one and a brash one.

 

All had orange hair and swirled eyes.

 

Nagato then gave himself a new name (Pein), because he was now the King of his own Host Club, and then called his club `Red Dawn'. Because even though he had orange hair, he considered `Red Dawn' to be a really awesome name.

 

 

Needless to say, his Host Club was a complete disaster. Creating six people who share the same features was not Pein's smartest idea.

 

So naturally, Pein called out to anyone who didn't have orange hair and swirled eyes who wanted to join an `awesome club'.

 

And boy, did he find some hosts.

 

The boyish-girl type (Konan) was the first to join.

 

Then a silent type (Itachi) and a strong type (Kisame) joined.

 

Then Pein found two boys who always talked about the same things, but who were actually two completely different people (Deidara and Sasori).

 

Then he found a creepy-and-untrustworthy type (Orochimaru), who even had the fucking guts to leave his awesome club.

 

He found a scary-looking type (Zetsu) and a loud one (Hidan).

 

The club's secretary was a moody type (Kakuzu).

 

And he even found this lolita type, who didn't mind being the Club's Shadow King (Tobi).

 

 

Nowadays, Nagato still believes he created a very awesome club, even though half of them are dead.

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