Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Fetish? What's A Fetish? ❯ Sapphic Femme, Pt. 1 ( Chapter 7 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

-----Author’s note: I do not own Naruto, but any other characters and ideas are my own. Enjoy.....-----


“And that’s the mission.....” Tsunade finished her explanation, hands folded neatly before her on her desk. The three genin she had requested were standing before her, staring back at her in blatant wonder. It took a few seconds before any of them had recovered enough that they could form words. Ino was the first one to do so.

“.....A-Are you kidding me? This i-is a joke, right?”

Tsunade shook her head slowly from side to side, “I’m pretty not joking.”

“You MUST be joking!” Sakura sided with her blonde friend and rival, who nodded as Sakura spoke, “I don’t even know if we’re old enough for that!”

“What’s the big deal? It sounds like a really easy mission.....” Naruto admitted. He wasn’t excited about the mission, but he didn’t get why the other two were making such a big deal about it. Maybe they thought they should have a more important sounding mission, too.

“Naruto, SHUT UP!” The pink-haired genin commanded, pointing at him. She was so mad that her hair was flowing in a non-existent wind, and a malicious aura was spilling off of her like water from an overturned cup.

“Now, now,” The Hokage tried to soothe them, “There’s a very good reason I’ve picked you three.....”

‘Because you’re being blackmailed?’ Shizune guessed to herself.

“It just so happens that the two you will be replacing are almost physically identical to you girls, luckily enough. You’ll be able to perform your mission as doubles without wasting chakra to keep up a disguise. Naruto will tag along as protection, should such the need arise,” Tsunade paused to take a drink from the glass on her desk.

Ino groaned, “Why do they need replacement doubles, exactly?”

Setting the glass of water back down, the blonde woman replied, “The same reason anyone has ever requested doubles.”

“Stalker?”

“Stalker. He’s sent them threats and has mentioned tomorrow’s shoot several times.”

“God, what the hell is wrong with people?”

“Wouldn’t it just be better if we were guards instead of replacements?” Naruto chimed in.

“They requested replacements, and have already paid a lot to make sure they get them,” The Hokage groaned, “So that’s what they’re getting.”

Sakura crossed her arms and looked away indignantly, “No way! I am not doing this mission, forget it!”

“Sakura-chan, we-”

“Naruto, I’m serious, SHUT UP!”

Tsunade grinned a little, but quickly masked it as annoyance by slapping her hands down on her desk and letting her eye twitch, “You’ll do this mission because I’m telling you to! You’ll do it because you’re a ninja, and you HAVE to do it! You’ll do it and you’ll like it! You’ll ask for another!”

“No!” Sakura remained stubborn, even in the face of Tsunade’s anger. There was no way in hell she was going to do this mission!

The blonde woman leaned forward a little and whispered so only Ino and Sakura could hear, “You’ll both do the photo shoot, or I’ll tell Sasuke what YOU did,” She looked pointedly at Ino, who cringed as she remembered that he was at Anko’s house, right now, “And I’ll tell him the secret of YOUR pink hair!” Sakura grimaced at the thought, reaching up to cover her head, “And then I’ll tell him about your promise to teach Naruto about sex through ‘light practice’!”

“NOOOOO!” Both girls cried out, dipping into bows, “We’ll do it, we’ll do it!”

Smiling to herself, Tsunade leaned back in her chair, nodding, “That’s what I thought. You can go, now. The photographer awaits.”

Naruto followed after the suddenly-anxious-to-get-to-the-mission girls, asking them from behind as they stepped out into the hall, “I’ve never heard of the ‘Sapphic Femme’ before. What kind of stuff do they have in there?”

Shizune waited for the sounds of the two unfortunate girls screaming at the just as unfortunate Naruto to fade away before she approached Tsunade with a question, “Tsunade-sama, I don’t remember hearing anything at all about this mission!”

“So?” Was the concise and carefree response she got.

“S-So? I handle a lot of the paperwork that comes and goes through here! I should have seen it!”

“Maybe you overlooked it. People make mistakes, after all.”

“Did.....Did you do something, Tsunade-sama?” Shizune was starting to look a little worried, which vexed the Hokage.

“What kind of person do you take me for? Ugh.....Ok, come on, I have something to show you.....” The blonde woman rose from her chair, and made for the door. Shizune followed after her.

The two walked through the offices in the building, proceeding towards the basement. The entire time Shizune was trying to figure out what exactly Jiraiya was blackmailing Tsunade with. She had been with her so much that she could tell when something was up, and something was most definitely up right now.

“Hey!” Genma called out to the two women, stepping out into the hallways with them, “Shizune, I wanted to-”

“Not now, Genma. We’re busy,” Tsunade, slightly to Shizune’s chagrin, waved the jounin off.

A little downtrodden, the man mumbled, “What’s her problem?” Turning around and walking away, he couldn’t help but feel sorry for himself. It was stupid and he knew it, but he felt sorry for himself all the same. Whenever Shizune got too stressed out with work or life, she’d come to him and.....well, come to him. After the night (Or a particularly bad day) passed, however, she just let it go. It was like it didn’t matter to her at all.....

Lost in his own thoughts, Genma moved through the building with no real purpose. Up a set of stairs, down another hall, lost. He felt like such a little girl for wanting Shizune to think of their ‘time’ together as something more than angry sex, but the harder he tried to get her to see him in a new light, the less chance he seemed to have. It didn’t seem fai-

The jounin, in a very un-ninja-like fashion, bumped into someone, stumbling back a step. The woman he had bumped, however, being tougher than any rock you’d ever find, remain unmoved.

“Watch where you’re going, Genma,” Tsunade grumbled, continuing down to her office.

“Hokage-sama? B-But I thought you were.....” He glanced over his shoulder back down the set of stairs he had come up, then looked back at the blonde in confusion.

“I haven’t been having the greatest day, Genma, so I suggest you shut it and get to work, or something,” Tsunade commanded in a gruff tone.

Feeling all the more unappreciated, Genma merely nodded and left the blonde boss alone. He didn’t care much to talk to her, anyway.

-

“So what is it you’re showing me?” Shizune asked, her keen eyes watching everything in the dark basement, just in case the thing Tsunade intended to show her should prove troublesome. She could tell something was wrong.....

The blonde woman led her assistant up to a locked door, which she quickly proceeded to unlock, “What I’m about to show you is top secret, ok? It stays between us.”

Shizune nodded rather slowly, though it was indeed a nod yes.

The Hokage flung the door open to reveal Ino and Sakura bound and gagged, lying on the basement floor behind the door. They were wriggling around, trying futilely to escape.

“Oh my God! Wh-What do you think you’re doing?” Shizune gasped, backing away in horror.

“Relax, relax. It’s not Sakura and Ino, just who they’re going to replace,” Tsunade stated blandly.

“I know who they are! But.....What are they doing here? Did you kidnap them?”

“It sounds so bad when you say it like that. It’s more like.....I borrowed them from where they should be, against their will, and am holding them here, also against their will. That sounds a little more socially acceptable, doesn’t it?”

“No, it doesn’t! You’re gonna get in serious trouble for doing this!”

Tsunade shrugged off that comment, “I’m the Hokage! I call the shots. Don’t even worry, it’ll all be fine!”

Staring at the helpless carbon copies of Ino and Sakura, Shizune couldn’t help but ask, “How did you know there were two girls out there who looked exactly like Ino and Sakura?”

“I saw them in an older Sapphic Femme issue,” Tsunade slapped her hand over her mouth, realizing she might have just said too much.

“Wait, impossible! You’re not-”

Shizune was cut off before she could even finish that sentence. Tsunade formed a rapid sequence of seals, letting off a blast of mist and haze. The jutsu, clouding her senses and obscuring her mind, knocked her out faster than Lee after a bottle of hard liquor. Before she even hit the ground, Tsunade had bound her (Extra well, being that she was a ninja) and gagged her, doubled up with the greatest tool ever: Duct tape. She wasn’t going anywhere.

After lobbing Shizune into the closet, which she promptly closed and locked after, the blonde stealthily made her way back up to the main floor, and slunk out of the building without ever being seen. Getting through the village without being seen was also a difficult thing to do, but by sticking to the shadows and utilizing her many talents, the woman made it out into the forests.

Several minutes of traversing the terrain passed, she stumbled upon the tiny encampment of the one she sought. Finding the man sitting before a tiny fire, roasting a few fish he had caught earlier, Tsunade sat down on the opposite side of the fire to glare at him a little bit.

“Is it done?” The man asked, a wily smile on his face.

“It’s done. I’m ready for my payment, now,” Tsunade replied blandly, clearly not pleased with how everything had turned out.

“Were there any complications?” The man pursued, reaching into the bag at his side to fish out the reward.

“None. Shizune reacted exactly like you said she would, so she’s been captured, too,” The blonde dropped the illusion, a burst of smoke revealing who the imposter Hokage had been. Kakashi sighed as the smoke cleared, sitting before Jiraiya, “Tsunade will never know about any of this, now. Well, that we were involved, anyway.”

“Great, great!” Jiraiya exclaimed happily, pulling out the reward for Kakashi’s work, “Here, five. Just like we agreed.”

“Well now you’ll have to double it.”

“What?”

“I feel sick knowing what I’ve done. Sakura and Ino, they.....You’re gonna double it, or I’m going to go public with this and keep it from happening at all.”

“Alright, whatever consoles your conscience,” Jiraiya muttered, fishing out five more. He handed the items to Kakashi, who eagerly accepted them.

“Ten more pages of the next issue of Icha Icha Paradise.....You’re a monster for making me work for them!”

“It’s not even in stores, so don’t call me a monster. After all, look at what you did to get them,” The perverted hermit pointed out, standing up, “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some ninja to monitor. I’m not talking about Akatsuki, either.”

“I know who you’re talking about, you perverted psycho. .....If you ever need anything else, you know what it takes,” Kakashi changed tunes practically mid-sentence, tapping the pages he held in his hand.

“I’ll let you know if I do,” And Jiraiya was gone, prepared to make sure his apprentice followed in his lecherous footsteps.

Kakashi started to read, and felt his guilty conscience fade away into nonexistence.
-

It was nighttime, now, out over the Land of Fire. The stars and moon were hung high up in the dark void, and the three mission-bound genin consisting of Naruto, Sakura, and Ino, were currently looking at it in all of its shimmery glory.

They had a camp set up, though they had only one tent and a small fire. By tomorrow, noon, they would have arrived at their destination, which was a small town outside of Konoha where the Sapphic Femme photo shoot was to take place. Once there, they would have only a few hours before the shoot, and Naruto would know why the girls were more than a little pissed about it. .....Well, at least they might be able to use it in helping turn Sasuke.

At the moment, the memory of their troubles flown from their minds, the three lay on the cool grass by the path, all under the same blanket as they stargazed. It had been well over half an hour since anyone had spoken, and even Naruto didn’t feel the need to open his mouth and make noise. I know, Ino and Sakura were surprised, too.

As our blonde hero laid between the two beautiful girls, their warmth keeping him satisfied despite the slowly dropping temperature, he found himself wondering. Wondering about what? Well, you see, Mr. Ichiraku had said something about a new type of ramen! So really.....

Ino’s leg brushed up against his as she shifted a little. He turned a little to send her a look through the corner of his eye. She mouthed ‘sorry’ to him before looking back to the sky.

Where was he? .....Ah! So really, he had been thinking of little else. He had been told that some of the spices would be tough to get, and that Naruto himself might have to lend a hand. If it was for the sake of ramen, though he would definitely.....

Much to his surprise, Sakura’s hand slid across his chest as she set her arm over him in a sort of.....what? It almost felt like a hug. That couldn’t be right, though. Assuming he was imagining things, he tried to get his thoughts back on course with ramen. Before he knew it, however, Sakura’s head was on his shoulder. After a few seconds of disbelief, he came to the realization that she was, indeed, touching him. Now nervous that he was about to be hurt, he turned his eyes (Without moving his head) to look at his pink-haired teammate.

“It’s cold,” She whispered, turning a little red, “Don’t read into it.”

“W-We can get in the tent if you’re t-too cold.....” The blonde stated, praying to God that she couldn’t feel him trembling.

If Sakura didn’t notice anything off from Naruto, Ino sure as hell did, “You’re shivering, Naruto! You can’t even talk right because your teeth are chattering.....” A little tinge of color in her own cheeks, Ino put her arm around him from his other side, resting her head on his free shoulder, “To keep you warm, you idiot,” She snapped, noticing the slight blush the boy wore.

“I don’t want to go in the tent, just yet. The stars are so pretty, just a few more minutes,” Sakura said softly.

It was here that Naruto had two choices. He could either speak and risk ruining this pretty awesome moment, or he could keep his mouth shut and let it ride on. He closed his eyes.

“Since I helped Sasuke be not gay, are we going to practice doing sex right now?” He asked, opening his eyes.

Sakura and Ino sat up simultaneously, the blonde glaring at Naruto as fire and brimstone from her fury began to erode his very soul. That’s how damn scary her glare was. Sakura was glaring at Ino, not quite sure what Naruto meant by ‘helped make Sasuke not gay’. Something had been done, and she didn’t know what. Something had been done to HER Sasuke, and she didn’t know what. She had a horrible flashback to her dream about Lee spanking the Uchiha, and came dangerously close to having an aneurism.

“NARUTO!” Ino shouted, driving her fist into the boy’s face, pounding his head a good two feet into the ground, “How dare you ask me that?” She screamed, pulling her fist up for a second attack. Sakura caught her by the wrist, however, still directing her fear-inducing eyes to the girl.

“What did he mean ‘helped make Sasuke not gay’?” She asked in a low tone, not releasing her friend’s wrist.

“N-N-Nothing, nothing at all! H-He’s a-an idiot, don’t listen to him!” Ino grinned sheepishly, realizing that she wasn’t doing a great job of lying, at the moment.

Sakura, using her other hand, reached into the hole Naruto’s head was currently buried in and pulled him up by the hair, “We left him at Anko’s so she could turn him not gay,” The boy mumbled, dazed from the punch.

The pink-haired girl stood up, stomping on Naruto’s face to jam his head back in the hole as she returned to the path, ready to go back home.

“Wait! What about the mission?” Ino called after the girl.

“The mission can go to hell! I’m going to go save Sasuke-kun from that psychotic nympho!” Sakura shouted, grabbing her stuff from the tent in an impressively short amount of time.

“She’s not psychotic, she’s just.....uh.....” The blonde kunoichi found herself at a loss for words on how to finish that sentence without lying.

“An Anbu member that had been missing for almost two weeks was found earlier today! He escaped from her house after being her sex toy! They had to put him in the psych ward because he couldn’t stop crying and calling everyone ‘master’!” Sakura continued to shout as she began sprinting back to Konoha, “She’s psycho!”
“Dammit, Naruto!” Ino shouted standing up, “We can’t finish the mission without her!” Naruto’s head was still a good two feet below ground, but the rest of him was still above it. That being the case, Ino found it rather easy to kick him between the legs before stomping off to the tent.

He opened his eyes. .....Whoa. Looking from his left to his right, Naruto found Ino and Sakura respectively, each one with their arm around him, looking up in silence at the stars. ‘So that’s why people think before they talk! Now that I know what will happen if I say that, I won’t say it! Amazing.....’ Having just had an epiphany, Naruto kept his mouth shut and watched the stars with a pretty girl holding him from both sides. Choosing to keep his mouth shut was a glorious decision, as they fell asleep out there just like that.

Jiraiya, nestled up in a tree some hundred yards away, watched the pretty scene unfold before him with his eagle-like eyes. It appeared that Naruto was still too innocent, especially if he wasn’t going to profit off of a scene like that. There was still plenty of time left to change the boy, plenty of time indeed. He would be the invisible hand of fate that drove his pure apprentice down the road of the perverse. He would have an heir to his legacy, an heir he could be proud of. With all of Jiraiya’s cunning and wit, it was only a matter of time before he got Naruto everything the boy never wanted and more.


-----Author’s other note: The worst chapter in terms of comedy, but it was necessary for the overall plot to grow. It was also the longest chapter yet, damn. If you don’t know what the words ‘Sapphic’ and ‘Femme’ mean, it’s just a different way of saying, essentially: ‘Lesbian’. Yes, Sakura and Ino are being blackmailed into posing for a dirty magazine (By the Kakashi/Jiraiya alliance, oddly enough), and Naruto has no idea that’s what they’re going to be doing for the photo shoot. We should all understand what’s going on, now, in case I was vague or confusing in the chapter.

Thanks for reading.....-----