Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Know your stars - Naruto ❯ Chapter 1 - Hyuuga Neji ( Chapter 1 )

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By: icyscorpiooo
NEJI MY SECOND FAVOURITE CHARACTER! NO OFFENCE!! enjoy!

Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Suspense / Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 02.09.2007 | Updated On: 02.10.2007 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 364 | Status: Work In Progress

Victim no. 1- Hyuuga Neji.
Know your stars…
Know your stars…
Know your stars…
“Hyuuga Neji…” The speaker said.
“Yeah?” Neji said confidently.
“She's a girl.”
“I am not a girl.” Neji rolled her eyeballs.
“Oh ya. You are gay. Sorry.”
“No. I am a guy.” Neji replied.
“Gai? Oh Gai-sensei. I see…”
“What the… I am Hyuuga Neji and I am a guy. GUY!
“Ok fine. Hyuuga Neji…”
“Yes?” He answered coldly.
“Uses multiple hair products…”
“Right… I do NOT use multiple hair products. I only use Sunsilk, Lux, Pantene and Dove. Is that a lot?” Neji said.
“Yup. I only use one of those you mentioned.”
“Whatever…” Neji replied.
“Don't you `whatever' me… Hyuuga Neji…”
“What now?” Neji said, slightly irritated.
“Loves Hinata. Oh my! You love your own cousin!
“No I don't….. Well, I can't help it. She is kind of cute you know…” Neji blurted.
“Look, I just made you admit!”
Hinata's eyes bulged.
“So… it's true, eh?
“So what if it is true?” Neji said.
“Hyuuga Neji…”
“Is this a torture room?” Neji sighed.
“Likes Lee's hairdo and Gai-sensei's green jumpsuit.”
“…What? That hairdo is idiotic and the jumpsuit is ironic!” Neji spat.
“Hyuuga Neji…”
“Not done yet?” Neji sniffed.
“Is jealous of Naruto because Hinata likes him.”
“She does?” Naruto wondered.
“Of course she does.” Kiba snapped him on the head.
“I thought she liked Sasuke…” Naruto said.
“I wish…” Sasuke muttered.
“Huh? What did you say?” Sakura asked.
“I am so not jealous.” Neji said.
“Hyuuga Neji…”
“What…” Neji burst into tears.
“Stole Kakashi's `come come paradise' and told Jiraiya to use Hinata as an experiment.”
“So its you!” Kakashi said.
Neji was about to return the book when a *cough* picture of Hinata fell onto the floor. She charged towards Neji onstage.
“Neji!” Hinata bellowed.
“This is scary…” Neji said.
“Jyuuken!”
Neji flew out of the room. Hinata returned to her seat, sobbing.
“And now you know, Hyuuga Neji…who is a girl, uses multiple hair products, loveshis own cousin, Hinata, is jealous of Naruto, reads porn and yearns for the green jumpsuit and the same haircut as Lee!
 
Next victim, Haruno Sakura!