Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Naruto! ❯ Chapter 1

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Naruto!
*Spoof of Polkamon by Weird Al Yankovic*

Here we have good ol' Kiba
The town lecher Jiraiya
There is sweetheart Hinata
And the Gay-Man Deidara!

The big fan girl Temari
Scary, glarey Itachi
Infamous bug prince, Shino
Everybody, Naruto!

Evil Orochimaru
Little Konohamaru
The puppy Akamaru
Lazy-ass Shikamaru!

Favorite Fish Boy Kisame
The Great Avenger, Sasuke
Weird puppeteer Kankuro
Everybody, Naruto!

Fat gut and fat ass, Choji
Laid back ninja Kakashi
Let's not forget our friend Rock Lee
And his snobby friend Neji!

Old and luckless Tsunade
Self-obsessing Gai-sensei
Sassy flower girl, Ino
Everybody, Naruto!

The creepy sand prince Gaara
Jupiter-brow Sakura
The 4-eyed freak Kabuto
Everybody, Naruto!

Everybody, Naruto!

EVERYBODY, NARUTO!