Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Silent Night - Akatsuki Style! ❯ Chapter 1

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Silent Night ~ Akatsuki Style!

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Silent Night, Bloody Night
All is frightening in the night
Itachi and Kisame under mistletoe
When Deidara saw, he just said, "Ohh..."
They don't deny; they just brag
Please excuse me while I gag...

Silent Night, Scary Night
All is disturbing in the night
Konan makes something while she sings
She makes Hidan these paper wings
Now he's just flying off...
And just told her to f*** off...

Silent Night, Funny Night
I've been laughing this whole night
Orochimaru got stuck in the tree
Tobi didn't care though; there, he just peed
Pee in heavenly peace...
Pee in heavenly peace...

Such hilarious bliss...
Have a Merry Christmas...