Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Anime Talk Show! Season 1 - Naruto ❯ Naruto - Team 7 ( Chapter 1 )

By: Chelz168
Me: Hello and welcome to the Anime Talk Show where we interview anime characters LIVE. I'm your host, Nazumi Sakamoto and this is my co-host Reitaka Mazuki. Today we have Team 7 from Naruto. Let's get them in Reirei!
ReiRei: okay! *brings Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi & Sakura here*
(applauds)
Naruto: okay... where the hell are we?
Sasuke: you made us go to this talk show... remember?
Naruto: oh... right... hehehe ^_^"
Me: Hey guys! This is the Anime Talk Show and you're our first guests for the first season...
Kakashi: Glad to be here! :) *takes out icha icha paradise*
Sakura: HEY! PUT THAT BOOK AWAY KAKASHI SENSEI!
Kakashi: make me!
Sakura: make me make you!
Kakashi: make me make you make me!
Sakura: make me make you make me make you make --- wha?
Kakashi: HA! I WIN AGAIN!!
Naruto & Sasuke: OKAY!!! CAN WE PLEASE START???
Reirei: okidoki... damn man they can be sooo annoying...
Naruto: tell me...
Sasuke: yeah... especially Sakura there...
Audience: YEAH! BILL BOARD BROW THERE SO ANNOYING!!!!
Sakura: HEY!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP THERE!!!
Kakashi: now now... no swearing... *turns a page*
Reirei: THAT MEANS NO READING TOO!!!!
Me: can you guys PLEASE calm down... -_-"
All: Fine.... *takes a seat*
Me: okay... sooo lets start by asking the team leader... Uchiha Sasuke
Sasuke: hey... *waves & smirks his sexy smirk*
Fangirls: *fangirl screams* SASUKE!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!
Sakura: He's MY Sasuke-kun!
Fangirls: AS IF!!! HE'S MINE!!!
Other fangirls: NO! HE'S MINE!!!
(crowd of fangirls start to cat fight)
Sasuke & me: o.o... okayy...
Reirei: SHUT THE HELL UP OR EAT UR FUCKIN DUMBASS SHIT!!!!!!!
Kakashi: *turns page* huh?
Naruto: SHE SAID... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(all fangirls calm down)
(creak... creak... creak...)
Reirei: GET THE BUG EXTERMINATOR!!!!
Naruto: NO!!!! Shino will be mad... -_-"
Reirei: oh... right... FLY CRICKETS FLY!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM THIS UNCHARTED SET AND BE FREEE!!!!
(crickets stay)
Me: okay... soo Sasuke... how did u put up for being a team with... an idiot...
Naruto: HEY! ok fine so maybe i am an idiot... heheh... ^_^"
Me: a Fore head girl...
Sakura: ITS NOT MY FAULT I HAVE A HUGE FOREHEAD!!! (but i'm smart... heheh! that will make sasuke be inlove with me...)
Me: and a Sensei who hides his face and reads a pervy book AND also is tardy everytime...
Kakashi: *turns page*... huh?
Sasuke: uuuuuuhhhhhh.............. keep my cool... heheh.... (smirks his sexy smirk)
fangirls & sakura: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SASUKE!!!!!!! *fangirl scream*
Sasuke: GAAAH!!!!! SHUT IT UP OKAY!!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!!! including Sakura... you annoy me...
(fangirls & sakura cries)
Naruto: DAMN... YOU WANNA CRY THEN GET OUT OF THIS DAMNED STUDIO!!!
Me: it is NOT DAMNED!!!
Naruto: well... there's too many fangirls!!!!
Reirei: GET THE FUCKIN FANGIRLS OFF OF THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!
Sasuke: YOU HEARD REIREI!!! GET OUT YOU FREAKIN FANGIRLS AND STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!
(all fangirls leave... dissapointed)
Me: okay... next question...
(kakashi dissapears)
Sasuke: okay :D
Me: What would you do about Itachi....
Sasuke: (eyes darken) I will grow stronger and tear him to pieces... I WILL KILL HIM!!!!
Me: o.o..... okaaaayyy...
Reirei: of all the girls in this place... who would you choose to revive the Uchiha Clan?
Sakura: (oooh i hope its me!!!)
Me: Sakura... I can read your thoughts... it's impossible!
Sasuke: o.o....... this will take some thinking
Me: Well folks! lets move on to the next person! Uzumaki Naruto!
Naruto: heyy :D
(claps and whistles)
Reirei: Sooo Naruto... Why do you want to become the next hokage?
Naruto: So that the whole village will notice me and acknowledge my existence!
Reirei: Do you know who your parents are?
Naruto:... no (looks down)
Me: aww... cheer up naruto... you'll find out soon enough...
Reirei: yeahh... hmm... maybe kakashi knows...
Me: okay... lets ask kakashi later...
Naruto: next question please...
Me: what kind of ramen do you like?
Naruto: OOHH!!!! I LOVE EVERY KIND OF RAMEN!!!! WOOOOT!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D BELIEVE IT!!!
Me: ooookkkkkaaaaayyyyy
Naruto: next question...!!!!
Me: do you like Sakura more or Hinata more?
Naruto: uuuhhh... uhhh... uuuuhhh..... UUUHHH!!!!! well... Sakura does acknowledge me but.... She hates me too... I don't really know Hinata that well but I think she's pretty sweet, and caring... and she acknowledges me more too... But one thing I don't get about her is that she follows me around... quite alot...
Me: o.o... (stalker... >=D)
Reirei: okay! Lets move on to FOREHEAD GIRL!!!! :D:D:D:D:D
Sakura: I AM NOT FOREHEAD GIRL!!!! stupid ino pig... influencing others... -_-"
Me: yeah whatever forehead girl....
Sakura: I"M NOT FOREHEAD GIRL!!! (exits while crying)
Reirei: FOREHEAD GIRL IS GONE!!!!! YEAHH!!!!
(audience & Reirei starts singing We Are the Champions)
Sasuke: I HAVE MADE MY MIND!!!!
Me: SILEEEENNNNCCCEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey where’s kakashi?
Sasuke: I choose you!!!! *grabs me bridal style and poofs away*
Me: GAAAHHHH!!!!
Naruto: *checkin Reirei out*
Reirei: *looks at Naruto*
Naruto: sooo....
Reirei: Thats all folks! Tune in to the Anime Talk Show next week! See ya later!!!
*Naruto grabs Reirei's hand and poofs away*

Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 12.30.2008 | Pages: 2 | Words: 956 | Visits: 730 | Status: Completed