Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Collection ❯ Why Me and Believe It. ( Chapter 1 )

A.N. 1: First, a reenactment of my favorite Naruto. It shows how we ALL feel about that $#@% line in the anime

 

Bonus story: Believe it.

 

Naruto: I'm gonna kill Sasuke and make out with Sakura! Believe it!

Kakashi walks towards Naruto, looking slightly annoyed.

Naruto: I'm gonna rule the world! Believe it!

Kakashi starts to look really pissed.

Naruto: I'm gonna be a horny basterd! Believe it! Believe it! BEEEELIEVE IT!!

Kakashi slugs Naruto, looking INCREDIBLY pissed.

Kakashi: WILL YOU SHUT THE $#@% UP?!!! I'M SO $#@% TIRED OF HEARING YOU SAY BELIEVE IT!!!!!

The moral of our story? Shut up the second Kakashi looks at wrong, or else this will happen. Of course, this will probably happen anyway.

 

A.N. 2: It's fun to make fun of you basterds on cyber-space. Okay. Let's get working.

 

Story 1-Why me?

 

Why me?

What did I do?

Nothing. That's what.

Yet, when people even look at me,

It's with hate.

No one looks

At me with happiness.

What did I do wrong?

I need some

Attention.

Any attention.

Even trouble.

It's better than this

Living Hell.

 

A.N. 1: …….look, are you gonna write a damn review or not?