Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The WHY Series ❯ Why is Sakura's Hair Pink? ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

By: shiroh

Why is Sakura's hair pink?

Ever wondered?

Pink is not a natural hair color, is it?

Let's go back to when Sakura was only seven.

Sakura's hair was still brown

( Which was weird `cause it was pink before she even met Ino )

Sakura's room…………

Sakura: Mom!

Mom: Yes, dear?

Sakura: Why do people have different hair colors? Why is my hair brown? Looks like poo-poo.

Mom: Don't say that!! Your dad might hear you. His hair looks like dark shaded $#!+.

Sakura: Mom, what's $#!+?

Mom:: GAH!! Don't say that!!!

Sakura: Don't say what? $#!+?

Mom: Stop that!! Um….When you say that it means you're….um…..er……. a bigger poo-poo!!

( That's a good definition of $#!+… )

Sakura: *gasp* Oh no!! Never again!!

Mom: *whew* (Got out of that one.) Well, you better be going or you'll be late for school.

Sakura: Bye, mom!!

( So Sakura walks out of the door, out of the house )

Dad: So my hair looks like a dark shaded bigger poo-poo, huh?

Mom: ARGH!! (Out of one mess and into another…How'd I get myself into this kinda $#!+?!)

Ninja Academy entrance door………

Sakura: Ohayo, Ino-chan!

Ino: `Morning, Sakura. What's with the Japanese?

Sakura: *speaking Japanese*

Ino: I can't understand you….. We're talking in English here!! Get the message?

Sakura: Nani?

Ino: Knock it off, you little piece of $#!+!!

Sakura: *gasp*

Ino: OH NO!! I'm sorry, Sakura!! I didn't mean it!! I just heard it from Sasuke-kun the other day!!

Sakura: WAAAAAAH!! Everyone's calling me a poo-poo head!!! Hey! Did you say Sasuke-kun said it?

Ino: Yeah, and there he is right over there.

( Sakura looks at the bench under the tree )

Ino: Isn't he hot?

Sakura: Um….. Should I agree with you?

Ino: No! You should say `You two would be perfect for each other, Ino.'

Sakura: Um… You two would be perfect for each other, Ino.

Ino: Wait, wait, now say `Ino is as pretty and sexy as…' uh… seen any good examples on T.V.?

Sakura: I think that's a bit much……

Ino: Yeah, I'm just kidding.

Classroom…………….

Naruto: Sakura-chan! Ohayo!

Sakura: …………………………̷ 0;

Naruto: See? She's speechless when I'm around.

Shikamaru: Uh-huh. Disgust can do that to you.

Naruto: HAHAHAHA….!!! Hey!!! What did you just say?!!

Ino: What an idiot… He just laughed at himself.

Naruto: I'M NOT AN IDIOT!!!!

Ino: Whatever outta my way, freak…

Naruto: I'M NOT A FREAK EITHER!! YOU'RE THE FREAK HERE!! IBET EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH TURNS TO $#!+!!

Sakura: *shocked*

( Then Sakura runs off )

Naruto: I didn't mean her…….

Ino: You really are an idiot!! Look what you did!!

Naruto: Don't tell me you actually touched her!!! Ican't imagine how grossed out she must be!!

Ino: WHY YOU……!!!!

POW! BAM! CRASH! Goes Naruto…

Now as for Sakura…….

She's in the beauty shop having her $#!+..I mean brown colored hair, pink!!

And that's why Sakura's hair is pink.

Or maybe she was born with that freaky hair.. Who knows?

Some people may think Sakura's hair color is cute, but as for me….hm…..it is kinda cool isn't it?