Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Things Naruto Characters Would Never Say ❯ Things They'd Never Say Part I ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Oneesan no Miroku Houshi 
Things that Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi, Iruka and Hinata would never say. Enjoy!
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.03.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.4K | Visits: 1.8K | Status: Work In Progress
Things that Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi, Iruka and Hinata would never say. Enjoy!
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.03.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.4K | Visits: 1.8K | Status: Work In Progress
A/N: I usually don't post these types of things, but it was just sitting around. If it gets deleted, I probably won't post it back up.
WARNINGS: Character bashing and OOC, but all in the sake of humor. There isn't a Naruto character I hate to tell the truth. Kakashi is my favorite character ^_~ Yay Kakashi! Anyway…
Enjoy!
~Melissa~
Things That SakuraWould Never Say
All Naruto disclaimers apply!
"Do my nails match my uniform?"
"Sure Naruto! I'll spend the night with you."
"Kakashi-sensei and Sasuke need some serious therapy."
"I hate the name of this series. Let me see... um ... I got it, I'll call it Sasuke's House of Sensual Pleasures."
"Hinata I like you much better than Naruto and Sasuke!"
"Shikumaru do you want to lose your virginity with me?"
"Hinata lets go out on a date!"
"I love Naruto!"
"Not tonight Iruka-sensei."
"I think I'll compete in beauty pageants."
"I want to fight in a Sailor Senshi outfit."
"Do you want to take a shower with me Naruto?"
"Wonder how much I could get for posing nude in Playboy?"
"I'd love to play strip poker with Squad 7."
"Put your clothes back on Sasuke! I'd rather see Kakashi-sensei naked."
"Naruto moving in my class was the best thing that's happened to me since I first came to this school."
Things That KakashiWould Never Say
All Naruto disclaimers apply!
"We have to take our clothes off to have a good time."
"Iruka, how many times do I have to tell you that I won't have sex with you?"
"My proposal to kick Naruto out of this school is a great idea."
"Naruto! Could you play one of your pranks on Sasuke?"
"You don't have to fight anymore, Naruto." "The Squad 7 is no more."
"I don't feel like sparring with you today, Sasuke."
”I resign.”
"Sakura, you shouldn't read Come Come Paradise... that's bad."
"Sakura do everyone a favor and get yourself a makeover.
"Naruto put your clothes back on!" "I want to see Sakura naked, not you."
"Doesn't the Squad 7 ever get a vacation?"
"Do you want to make a baby with me Sakura?"
All Naruto disclaimers apply!
"Do my nails match my uniform?"
"Sure Naruto! I'll spend the night with you."
"Kakashi-sensei and Sasuke need some serious therapy."
"I hate the name of this series. Let me see... um ... I got it, I'll call it Sasuke's House of Sensual Pleasures."
"Hinata I like you much better than Naruto and Sasuke!"
"Shikumaru do you want to lose your virginity with me?"
"Hinata lets go out on a date!"
"I love Naruto!"
"Not tonight Iruka-sensei."
"I think I'll compete in beauty pageants."
"I want to fight in a Sailor Senshi outfit."
"Do you want to take a shower with me Naruto?"
"Wonder how much I could get for posing nude in Playboy?"
"I'd love to play strip poker with Squad 7."
"Put your clothes back on Sasuke! I'd rather see Kakashi-sensei naked."
"Naruto moving in my class was the best thing that's happened to me since I first came to this school."
Things That KakashiWould Never Say
All Naruto disclaimers apply!
"We have to take our clothes off to have a good time."
"Iruka, how many times do I have to tell you that I won't have sex with you?"
"My proposal to kick Naruto out of this school is a great idea."
"Naruto! Could you play one of your pranks on Sasuke?"
"You don't have to fight anymore, Naruto." "The Squad 7 is no more."
"I don't feel like sparring with you today, Sasuke."
”I resign.”
"Sakura, you shouldn't read Come Come Paradise... that's bad."
"Sakura do everyone a favor and get yourself a makeover.
"Naruto put your clothes back on!" "I want to see Sakura naked, not you."
"Doesn't the Squad 7 ever get a vacation?"
"Do you want to make a baby with me Sakura?"
Things That SasukeWould Never Say
All Naruto disclaimers apply!
"Can you give me a lap dance Naruto?"
"I love you, I love all of you!"
"Kakashi-sensei!" "You pervert!" * punches him in the face*
"How would you like it if I threw knives at you Kakashi-sensei?" *says while throwing knives at him*
"Fuck this school!"
"Sailor Neptune, could you be my shining thing?"
"Wonder if I could get a threesome with Naruto and Sakura?"
"I propose that we throw Kakashi-sensei out of office and have Iruka-sensei take his place."
"Take this headband and shove it!"
"I'll have whatever Kakashi-sensei is drinking."
"Get some therapy Naruto."
"Take my virginity Sakura!"
"Hey Kakashi-senseii! The middle ages called and said they want their clothes back."
"Sure Naruto! I'll spend the night with you."
"Who stole my Playboy ?"
All Naruto disclaimers apply!
"Can you give me a lap dance Naruto?"
"I love you, I love all of you!"
"Kakashi-sensei!" "You pervert!" * punches him in the face*
"How would you like it if I threw knives at you Kakashi-sensei?" *says while throwing knives at him*
"Fuck this school!"
"Sailor Neptune, could you be my shining thing?"
"Wonder if I could get a threesome with Naruto and Sakura?"
"I propose that we throw Kakashi-sensei out of office and have Iruka-sensei take his place."
"Take this headband and shove it!"
"I'll have whatever Kakashi-sensei is drinking."
"Get some therapy Naruto."
"Take my virginity Sakura!"
"Hey Kakashi-senseii! The middle ages called and said they want their clothes back."
"Sure Naruto! I'll spend the night with you."
"Who stole my Playboy ?"
Things That NarutoWould Never Say
All Naruto disclaimers apply!
"How would you like it if someone smacked you around!?" (says while smacking the people who've been bullying him around)
"I should show the teachers of this school a lot more respect."
"How can I get Iruka-sensei impeached?"
"Want to spend the night with me Sasuke?"
"Put your clothes back on Sakura!"
"Sakura, I can do you better than Sasuke can."
"Can't we just get along?"
"Have a nice day!"
"Hinata, do you want to be my girlfriend?"
"I should make it up to Sasuke"
"What's the point of fighting?"
"Me For President!"
"Sasuke and Sakura, let's impeach Kakashi-sensei."
"Get a life Iruka-sensei!"
"I really shouldn't abuse Sasuke."
Things That IrukaWouldNever Say
All Naruto disclaimers apply!
"I should stop sleeping around and be more faithful to Kakashi."
"I only play a pimp on TV."
"Naruto and Sakura! Get a room! I don't want to watch you two having sex!"
"Kakashi really does need some therapy."
"I need a new wardrobe! Everything I wear has pimp written all over it."
"Sasuke, Kakashi, Naruto, Hinata, Konohamaru and Sakura for the 100th time strip poker is banned."
"Sasuke your too young for me."
"Note to self, get a haircut."
" I rather watch 'Maid In Manhattan'."
"Yuck! I don't like bourbon! Naruto give me one of your milkshakes!"
"What would be a good punishment for Kakashi for not passing Naruto the first time?"
"Kakashi you shouldn't watch other people having sex. It's immoral and indecent."
"I resign my position as a teacher. You 4 drove me to it. *referring to the Naruto cast*
Things That HinataWould Never Say
All Naruto disclaimers apply!!
"Can't I wear contact lenses!?"
"I don't feel like being the silent one anymore!"
"Sakura, I'm moving back in with Sasuke."
"As far as I'm concerned the others can all die."
"No Sakura, I don't want to know what you and Kakashi did with a bottle chocolate syrup last night!"
"Iruka is ten times sexier than Naruto or Sasuke."
"I should turn Sakura into the police."
"Kakashi, I'm not in the mood tonight."
"I need a life."
"Fuck yourself!"
"Sensei aren't we going to do something else than spar together?"
All Naruto disclaimers apply!
"How would you like it if someone smacked you around!?" (says while smacking the people who've been bullying him around)
"I should show the teachers of this school a lot more respect."
"How can I get Iruka-sensei impeached?"
"Want to spend the night with me Sasuke?"
"Put your clothes back on Sakura!"
"Sakura, I can do you better than Sasuke can."
"Can't we just get along?"
"Have a nice day!"
"Hinata, do you want to be my girlfriend?"
"I should make it up to Sasuke"
"What's the point of fighting?"
"Me For President!"
"Sasuke and Sakura, let's impeach Kakashi-sensei."
"Get a life Iruka-sensei!"
"I really shouldn't abuse Sasuke."
Things That IrukaWouldNever Say
All Naruto disclaimers apply!
"I should stop sleeping around and be more faithful to Kakashi."
"I only play a pimp on TV."
"Naruto and Sakura! Get a room! I don't want to watch you two having sex!"
"Kakashi really does need some therapy."
"I need a new wardrobe! Everything I wear has pimp written all over it."
"Sasuke, Kakashi, Naruto, Hinata, Konohamaru and Sakura for the 100th time strip poker is banned."
"Sasuke your too young for me."
"Note to self, get a haircut."
" I rather watch 'Maid In Manhattan'."
"Yuck! I don't like bourbon! Naruto give me one of your milkshakes!"
"What would be a good punishment for Kakashi for not passing Naruto the first time?"
"Kakashi you shouldn't watch other people having sex. It's immoral and indecent."
"I resign my position as a teacher. You 4 drove me to it. *referring to the Naruto cast*
Things That HinataWould Never Say
All Naruto disclaimers apply!!
"Can't I wear contact lenses!?"
"I don't feel like being the silent one anymore!"
"Sakura, I'm moving back in with Sasuke."
"As far as I'm concerned the others can all die."
"No Sakura, I don't want to know what you and Kakashi did with a bottle chocolate syrup last night!"
"Iruka is ten times sexier than Naruto or Sasuke."
"I should turn Sakura into the police."
"Kakashi, I'm not in the mood tonight."
"I need a life."
"Fuck yourself!"
"Sensei aren't we going to do something else than spar together?"
A/N: That's all for now. I might just write more. Feel free to review me and tell me if you want more. If you want to use any of these, please get my permission first and give me all due credit.
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