Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Things Naruto Characters Would Never Say ❯ Things They Would Never Say Part VI ( Chapter 5 )

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A/N: I've finally decided to add some more of these. I know my last ones have spelling errors. I'll get around to fixing them some day.

Please bear with me. I'm a very busy fanfic writer. I just do these in my spare time.

Naruto Never Says

-Chouji: My name is NOT Chouji, It is Ino!

-Sakumo: Kakashi, I don't want you fighting anymore.
-Kakashi's Mother: Oh come on, let the boy have some fun.
-Sakumo: you stay out of this! I'm afraid I'm not going to let Kakashi play anymore until he attends to his suitors.

-Kotetsu: Anko leave Ibiki alone you nagging Bitch!

-Naruto: Hey it's not my fault that I put too much Miracle Grow on the miniature tree!

-Temari: *talking to the Tree, helping it grow*

-Shino: *Trying out his new cereal* Yes kids, the new PickleOs! Little Os, with a touch f pickle flavor! Just look for me, Shino, on the box. And for a limited time, in every PickleOs cereal, you get your very own piccolo (the instrument) free! In specially marked boxes! Buy and try the new cereal today!

-TenTen: *singing* Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm going to eat some worms

-Tsunade: *Steve Urkel style* Did I do that? Hee hee hee hee! *snort* *snort* *snort*!

*Little Rascals*

-Naruto: Do you like pickles?
-Sasuke: My mom makes me eat them.
-Naruto: Really? I love pickles.
*Sasuke thinks for a moment*
-Sasuke: Ill give you a pickle for a nickel.
-Naruto: But all I got is two cents.
-Sasuke: Oh, that's okay.
*Sasuke and Naruto trade the pickle and two cents*
-Naruto: *starts singing* I got two pickles, I got two pickles, I got two pickles today, hey hey! Do dee, doo dee doo two pickles, I got two pickles today, hey hey!
*End of Little Rascals*

-Budweiser frogs: Nar-u-to!

-Sakura: I just love beanie babies!
-Kotetsu: What are you talking about? They don't even make beanies of us!
-Sakura: Oh, never mind then.

-Shikamaru: Shake your bon-bon, shake you bon-bon...
(Shikamaru begins dancing, Ricky Martin style)
-Ino: OooooOOOooh....

-Chouji: Little bunny foo-foo, hopping through the forest.....
-Bunny Foo-foo: You wanna piece o' dis, be-otch?!
-Chouji: ....gotta go.

-Asuma: What? What the HELL are you saying? YOU think you're BETTER at BASEBALL then ME?! ...than ME?!!?!?!
-Ken Griffey, Jr.: Well, kind of.
-Asuma: Die...
-K.G., Jr.: ....Gotta go.

-Kakashi: Oooh, which kind of Herbal Essences shampoo will I use today...

-Ibiki: Oooh, which kind of- *feels his head* ....d'oh....

-Dosu: Booyah! My mail-order bride finally came!

-Kotetsu: Okay Izumo, just, give me the candy and come down from the rafters...
-Izumo: POCKY!!

-Sakumo: There can be only one...
-Kakashi: Huh?
-Sakumo: Oh $hit! Did, I just say that out loud!

-Anko: What the hell do you mean, "your outta hairgel!?"

-Shino: Shhh, listen...do you smell something?

-Zaku: Oh no! STOP THE BATTLE! ::everyone stops:: It's "Buffy" time!

-Ibiki:*sings* I'm just a love machine...

-Sasuke to Itachi: F*** you you mother f***er! Go to damn hell!
-Itachi: M-my....F-feelings!!
-Kakashi: Now where the hell did he learn that kind of damn language? .......f***-diddly-s***

-Ibiki: I need hair.....
-Kotetsu: Don't we all?

-Anko: Wonder how I keep my hair so sparkly? It's easy! Just add some.....some.....What comes before r?
-Asuma: Huh?
-Anko: Well!? What is it!? I was looking at cue cards the entire time!
-Asuma: Um.....pretty sure it's "plastic" Or...or....."pikachu"
-Anko: NO! He's a Pokemaniac too!
-Asuma: Wanna trade a Nidoking for a Charizard!? Huh? Huh? Wanna play at Toys R' Us for my holographic Mewtwo!?

-Chouji: I was told a pink marshmallow ran past here with the Stay Puft marshmallow Man? Where is he?
-Kotetsu: How the hell should I know? Man, get outta here! I'm listening to Motzart!
-Chouji: Hey! I thought we were in this Ban the Marshmallows thing TOGETHER, Dosu!
-Dosu: Go fuse with a donkey!
-Chouji: *cries and runs off into the woods never to return*

-Kakashi: Naruto.....since you're becoming 15 in two days now.....I wanna tell you about...love..
-Naruto: Teacher taught us already. Stick piece A through Slot B-
-Kakashi: QUIET!

-Hinata: Ino........this just isn't working out...Sakura's so hot and...
-Ino: I got implants
-Hinata: To hell with Sakura!

-Kakashi: The chicks love me. Sorry, Itachi
-Itachi: WHY!? I thought I was the stud!
-Kakashi: Oh my god, HE'S GAY! I'm so ashamed!

-Zaku: Dosu, you want that ice cream cone now?

-Naruto: Sasuke...face it....you're never gonna get the ladies
-Sasuke: But....I.....
-Naruto: teacher taught us some advice that one day you had the chicken pox.....Just stick piece A into Slot B-
-Kakashi: QUIET!
-Naruto: KAKASHI-SENSEI!? But you went off to Tibet to become a monk 15 years ago

-Kakashi: hey everyone....this is Kakashi........uh....cue card? Hello? CUE CARD!?
-Itachi: Mmmm....now's my chance...KAKASHI! Kisame left me! Blow his ass off and LOVE ME!
-Kakashi: AHHHHHHHH! NARUTO, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE YET AGAIN!
-Naruto: No can do! I'm stuck to the potato chip stain again!

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