Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Truth or dare gone wrong ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

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A.N: Expect some..Randomness..
Disclaimer: Do you practically think I own Naruto? Duh, no. Masashi Kishimoto does.
One day, I was peacefully walking on the streets. I thought, I'M SO FRIGGIN BORED!!!! So I decide.. then I put millions of posters that say, “Go to the beach to have fun and.. yeah.. P.S, No perverts x3. Muhahaha! Lets just say that if your figgin bored, go there at: 9:00am or in 30 min. Yeah. Still no pervs.”
So I just leave to the beach with all my stuff.
Me: Woot! Happiness!
Voice: Oi! I'm here!
Me: Oh, hi Tenten!
Tenten: Yup! Is anyone else here?
Me: Nope.
Tenten: …
Me: …
Blonde in Background: Where's the Ramen?
(I made it obvious who it is x3.)
Me: Over there. *points to.. ramen?*
Naruto: Ok!
(Eventually everyone's there. X3)
I push the stupid singer off the stage and yell: TRUTH OR DARE TIME!!!!!!!!!
Me: Who's first?
Neji raises his hand
What will Neji choose? Will he diiiiiiiiiiiiie? OMG!!! Or will he have to do “it” (P.S: The “it” is *coughkissingcough*