Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Way of the Super Pervert ❯ Chapter 2

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Niceness! Ramen tastes better here then anywhere! And the waitress is freaking hot! I mean just look at that ass bouncing up and down. And that chest, oh boy, I feel my noise starting to bleed. That’s not good.

“Naruto, I figured you would be here. This is the latest book for you. Read and have fun!” pops said to me made his leave.

“Bout time pops, bout time! Uhhh miss…”

“Ayame Ichiraku. And you are?”

“Naruto Uzumaki, nice to meet you Ayame. May I have my check please?” I ask, but for some reason, I can’t get my eyes off her nice large breasts.

“Let’s see, fifteen bowls. Comes to a total of 1500 yen. Is it cash or credit, and your drooling?” She giggles at me.

“Huh? Oh sorry bout that, I think I’m blaming your ramen because it tastes just so good! Anyways, it will be cash, and keep the change.” I say as I handed her 2000 yen, and head it out the restaurant.

Now is a great time to train, to bad I don’t know where. Hmm, idea! Bath house! But again I’m stopped by the same idiot in class.

“Come with me!” he said in a deadly tone of voice.

“Uhh so sorry that I’m not gay, but I think I’ll go where I’ll feel like it.” I tell him as I walk towards the bath house, opposite of his direction.

katon goukakyuu no jutsu black hair boy screamed.

“Rasengan!” I called out as I tossed the charka ball behind me. I knew my Rasengan ball would not only put out the flame but it would also create a crater, hopefully the boy isn’t stupid enough to fall into the damn thing.

When I was about thirty feet away from the boy, I could have sworn I heard him scream. But I guess that was just me. Besides, the bath house is always more important then one lonely boy.

(Insert Break)

“Hehehe, what beautiful women!” I mumbled out loud.

“Hey, keep it down!” Someone told me from inside the bushes.

Recognizing the voice, I called out. “Hey pops, the women here are ten times hotter then anywhere else! I mean just look at them, their boobs are insanely huge, the body shape, I cant even finish the sentence without even drooling.

“I know my boy. This is one of the many reasons why I just love this village.” Pops chucked out towards me.

“This is some great, and I do mean great, material. Hair as unnatural as those just makes this newest book to die for.” I told pops as I started to scribble down some more notes.

“Naruto, son, how much longer until the next book come out?” Pops asks me, not even bothering to take his eye off of his telescope.

“I don’t know pops, it just seems that I’m missing something. Something important.” I said as I scribbled something down again. It actually says in big bold letters ‘MISSING SOMETHING IMPORTANT!’

“Any clue what son?”

“I’ll let you know as soon as I figure it out pops.”
“Ok son, now tell me, aren’t these women more develop then the ones at grass and desert? I mean just look at them, even I don’t even know what cup size they are. They could even be as big as Tsunade-chan.”

“Damn it pops, do you have to even mention Tsu-chan? Because when you remind me of tsu-chan you remind me of Shiz-chan. And you know how much I love the girl.”

“Hey son, it’s not my fault you love that body, with her heels and black hair. Even I could fall in love with a young woman like that.”

“Pops, you know I should kill you for even saying something like that! Shiz-chan, is going to be my wife! Do not even think I would let anyone lay a single finger on her, not unless they wanna live!”

“Don’t worry son, I wont lay a single finger on her. I’ll just watch her from a distance!” He giggled like a school girl.

“Father, do you have a death wish or something?”

“Yea, that’s to sleep with a few more younger girls! But you keep taking them from me!”

“Hey it’s not my fault, I act, fight, and even look better then you! Besides, because of Shiz-chan, I cant even get a decent lay with out imagining her face. You think we’ll ever see them again?” I said in a dreamy state.

“Only time will tell my boy. Only time will tell.”

“Aite now pops, I’ll be back later. I trust you to keep taking some notes down for me?”

“As long as I continue to receive the first book of every volume, then I will always take these notes for you.”

“Yea yea, its time to go train.”

“Be extra careful my boy and keep your ‘special’ charka up, because here in Konoha, there are certain people that can learn Jutsus just by watching.” My father warned me in a serious tone.

“Do not worry father, I always and I do mean always, keep my ‘special’ charka on.” I told him as I walked off towards a training ground.

In another place

AH-Choo! Shizune sneezed. “Tsunade-sama, I think someone is talking about me very badly. That’s the fifth sneezed.”

“It’s probably Naruto-kun, you know as well as I that he couldn’t stop thinking about you since the first time he has meet you.”

“Yes, I know, I just also wish that he would keep me only on his mind, and not any other women!” Shizune said with venom in her tone of voice.

“Shizune, I wouldn’t put that against him, look who his father is. If it was anyone else, he would probably not be a pervert or as strong as he is.”

“That’s true,

“But he is so much younger then me. I would feel awkward if I kissed him.” Shizune says with a blush.

“Oh don’t you worry about your self, I would bet that he already have enough experience with older women, probably a bit older then you.”

“Naruto is very handsome, and mature when he wants to be. I’m surprise he fell in love with me and not any other women. I mean just look at him, he took after his father, and his mother. Looks, just a bit of personality, power, he can get any kind of woman he wants. He could probably even get you Tsunade-sama.”

“Yes, but I believe that Jiraiya would actually stop him for even trying that one. Even through, I wouldn’t mind being with such a younger man.”

“Tsunade-sama!” Shizune whined.

“Hey what can I say? Naruto-kun rubbed off on me. Remember the time where he first meet me?” Tsunade asks.

“How can I forget. That was the first time we met him.

“Yes, he ran into my arms and called me Tsu-chan, then started massaging my breasts with his cheek. I was turned on by the way, and if you AND Jiraiya weren’t there, who knows where that would have taken us.

“Probably to the closest motel.”

“Hey, I wouldn’t mind. He had the body, even for a twelve year old, I can bet that he knew what he was doing. He wasn’t raised by Jiraiya for nothing.”

“Yes yes, can I ask for a favor?”

“No, because we are going to the leaf now to visit our favorite man.”

And in that instant, the bags were packed, and Shizune was already heading out the door.

Tsunade giggled out loud, “Girl’s got it bad!”

(Insert Break)

I am currently moving towards a training site where I heard noises coming from. And what do I find? That lonely boy facing… a tree.

“Hmm, must be boring fighting an inanimate figure.” I simply call out to boy as I took a seat on one of the limbs of a tree.

“You!” I answered back in a evil tone. “Why wont you fight me!?”

“Because of the fact that I would simply just own you. You are too weak! Nothing but a selfish brat probably. Who does not care about anything then getting stronger. And just by the look in your eyes and aura, I say you are an avenger!”

“I say you are correct about a few things. But weak is not one of them.”

“Fine, how about we prove that theory? I shall do one move on you. If you can stop it, I will give you your so called fight. If not we shall wait until the Chunnin exam. Agreed?”

“I am a man of my honor, and I accept your challenge but if I stop it, then you must fight me here and now.”

“So sorry, but I am quite busy until next week, maybe I can squeeze you in on Thursday afternoon around three?” I joked with him as I pulled out my appointment book, which was actually Icha Icha paradise book four.

“Fine Thursday afternoon, now give me your most strongest attack!”

I jump down in front of him. “Well are you ready?”

With a gulp and he gave a nod. “Don’t hold back!”

“Don’t worry, I don’t intend to!” I replied easily back with a grin.

“Lusty Harem no Jutsu!” And out popped tons of lusty, wet girls with blonde ponytails, some even kissing their twin.

Sasuke was shocked at that moment but quickly gotten over it. “That’s it? That’s all you got? And here I thought you were powerful!”

“What do you mean that’s it! Any male that loves women would faint at the sight of this, unless…”

“Unless what?”

“You don’t happen to like guys do you?” I asked him.

“No!” He screamed at me with a red face.

“Yea you are definitely gay if you didn’t faint at the sight of them!” I pointed before I dispel them away.

“I’m not GAY!” He screams again.

“Thursday, you want it during or after class?” I ask him.

“During, so that everyone can see just how badly I beat you.” He retorts.

“I don’t think so, I been traveling all my life. I killed before you even learned how to walk, talk or summon charka. Trust me when I say, you will only be kill if I actually went all out on you.” I tell him in a deadly tone.

“Remember Thursday, prepare to lose!”

“Yea yea.” I said as I left.

Here is where I’ll stop for the night. Next chapter will begin with a fight for entertaining purposes. I’ll try to make it good since it’s been a very long while since I actually done a action scene.

There was someone I wanted to answer their question too.


Good Day people.
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