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~MST of *DELETE*~

Ok, This MST was written without permission from the author, melange on Fanfiction.net. And Serial Experiments Lain or Lain and her family don't belong to me either, so BLAH!! They belong to Pioneer Animation. OK?? So here's the MST!!

<Lizzie McGuire> What is this? What is an MST??! HEY!! I work on movies!! I'm supposed to be on the set right now!! ^growls^

<Barbie-chan> This is cool. I'm Barbie and I want to be your special friend!!

<Hibiki Ryouga> Since when did Barbie become a "chan"?

<Saotome Ranma> ^is being chased around by Happosai, who is carrying a large pail of ice-cold water^ GET AWAY, YOU OLD FREAK!!

<Katsuragi Misato> Isn't this supposed to be an MST??

<Ikari Gendo> These are just the insane intros.

<Soryu Asuka Langley> Why is it always about Anime??

<Hibiki Ryouga> Because…^deep breath^ ANIME RULES!! ^chants^

<All> ^chanting over and over^ ANIME RULES!!

<Soryu Asuka Langley> ^sigh^ Man…AIDA!! ROLL THE FRICKIN' TAPE!!

<Kensuke Aida> Yeah, it's called *DELETE*. Very creepy.

<Soryu Asuka Langley> ^twitchmark^ Why don't we just DELETE it from the MST-ing list?

<Hibiki Ryouga> Because.

<Suzhara Toji> YAY!!

<Kensuke Aida> In…5…4…3…2…1…ROLL IT!!

<Soryu Asuka Langley> Ohhh…nononononononononowait!!!!!!! ^groans^

Today. I went out with my family.

<Soryu> ^sarcastically^ Wow. Very interesting. How very Lain-like.

<Kensuke> Be quiet, Soryu!!

<Katsuragi> Yeah, it gets better. ^munches hopefully on popcorn^

We went to the beach by train. All of us together.

<Soryu> WOW!! YOU WERE RIGHT!! As if.

<Katsuragi> Isn't it kinda annoying how there are so many sentence fragments??

<Soryu> ^twitch^ Only you would care.

<Katsuragi> WE DON'T NEED A LITTLE 14-YEAR OLD HERE BUTTING IN WITH SARCASTIC COMMENTS!!

<Lizzie McGuire> You CONFUSE ME!!

We left at the time I usually leave for school.

<Soryu> Oh Really?? I thought you would have left at the time you usually wouldn't have left.

<Katsuragi> Now WHY did the author put THAT in?? Isn't it obvious??

<Kensuke> ^looks at Misato dreamily^ Whatever you say.

<Katsuragi> Will somebody get this child a pail of cold water??!

<Saotome Ranma & Genma> WHAT DID YOU SAY!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ^start to run away^

<Happosai> YAY!!

Mother made each of us a lunchbox; Father, Mika and I.

<Soryu> Cool. NOT!!

<Kensuke> I wonder what was in it??

<Soryu> WHO CARES!!

<Ikari Gendo> I think they will tell later.

<Soryu> You know what, I HATE THIS MST!!!!!! AND ALL OF YOU SCREWBALLS!!

<Happosai> Um…EWW??

At the beach. The weather was nice.

<Katsuragi> I THINK you can stop using sentence fragments, Author-chan!!

<Happosai> OoO, I like the beach.

<Saotome R.> Because you can steal bikinis?

<Happosai> ^eyes tear up^ Great idea…I've taught you so much…

<Saotome> NOT REALLY, OLD PERV!! ^kicks Happosai^

I put on my swimsuit and waded in the sea. Mika joined me. We played happily with each ot- No.

<Soryu> HOLD IT!! How can you lie about your own experiences??

<Katsuragi> I'm majorly confused. So they didn't play happily…

<Happosai> EWW!!

<Hibiki> I THOUGHT THE OLD GOAT WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE!!

<Soryu> I DON'T GET IT!! HOW CAN YOU LIE!?! HOW CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER!!?

Mika was mean. She splashed seawater in my eyes. I was so angry I pushed he- No. Thats not it.

<Ikari> That's not the way to play, Iwakura Mika.

<Soryu> WHO CARES IKARI-SAN!! NO ONE!! THIS IS AN MST!!

<Kensuke> ^sweatdrops^ What's Asuka's problem??

<Suzhara Toji> ^whispering^ She's always like that.

<Soryu> WHAT DID YOU SAY SUZHARA-CHAN!!

<Suzhara> I…am…not…a…^explodes^…CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^punches Asuka^

I was so upset. I cried.

<Soryu> I can relate to you. ^rubs her cheek^

<Katsuragi> W…wait?! I thought NO ONE cries anymore??! OH!! WHO MAKES THESE RULES?!

Mother came running over. She hugged me and tried to calm me down. Father scolded Mika for being mean. After a little while, I felt bette- No.

<Katsuragi> What a nice mother.

<Kensuke> I feel sorry for Lain-chan.

<Soryu> HOW COME YOU NEVER FEEL SORRY FOR ME?!

Mother didnÂft care. She sat there coldly.

<Kasuragi> WHAT AN EVIL MOM?! WHY DID THAT MORON HAVE KIDS IF SHE WASN'T GONNA TAKE CARE OF `EM!?

Father was reading the newspaper.

<Katsuragi> OH…STOCKING UP ON WORLD NEWS, HUNH?! EVIL PERSON!?

<Soryu> Misato, It's um…not that big of a deal. It's just an MST.

<Saotome> Isn't that what we've been trying to tell you?

<Soryu> WHO SAID THAT?!

Mika laughed at me.

<Soryu> How mean.

I felt miserable. My family doesnÂft care about me.

<Soryu> Good.

I am ignored, even on a family trip to the beach togeth- No. We never went together.

<Soryu> WHAT. IS. WITH. THOSE. STUPID. INTERRUPTIONS. OF. HER. SELF?!?!?!?

Today. I went out alone.

<Soryu> Well, you'll learn something.

<Suzhara> You could use some learning, too, Soryu!

<Soryu> TOJI, I'M WARNING YOU!!

I went to the beach by train. Alone.

<Katsuragi> That's scary. How could she do that alone??

<Hibiki> I would go anywhere alone with AKANE!! BWAHAHAHA!!

At the beach. I picked seashells and

Wait. That never happened.

<Soryu> Look at my surprised face. ^makes an unsurprised face^

<All> ^look at her unsurprised face^ HEY!! YOU TRICKED US!!

<Soryu> Really?

*DELETE*

<McGuire> YAY!! THE END!! I can go to my photoshoot.

<Katsuragi> It's not over.

Today. I received a letter.

<Soryu> I bet she really didn't. 200 yen on she didn't really get a letter!!

It was in my locker. Someone put it there.

<Hibiki> Maybe it's a letter FROM AKANE!! ^sings a love song^

It was a love lette-It was not.

<Saotome> OOH!! OOH! WHO'S WRONG!!

It was just a brown envelope.

<Saotome> OOH!! OHH!!

<Hibiki> You're not a monkey, are you??

<Saotome> NO, I saw this episode!! It's a p---

<Katsuragi> You'll spoil it!! SHH!!

Reika and Juri teased me. They said it was a love letter.

<Soryu> I would have teased you, if I was there!

I was so embarrassed.

Alice chided them for being childish.

<Soryu> CHIDED?! WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN??!

At that time the bell sounded. So we-No. Alice, Reika and Juri were never there.

<Soryu> A note to the author: WHAT REALLY DOES HAPPEN HERE?! WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!

Today. A letter arrived.

<Soryu> Oh, yeah right.

Someone left it in my locker.

I was alone when I opened it.

Inside was a navi chip.

<Saotome> OOH! OHH!

It was a present. I didnÂft expect to receive a prese-No. I was wrong

<Soryu> ^comes out with a metal bat^ OKAY!! I'M GONNA HIT THE TAPE REEL!! WHERE IS IT!!

<Kensuke> NOO!! COME BACK, THINE DEVIL CHILD!!

There was nothing inside it.

<Katsuragi> Yes, there was something in it, I bet.

It was an empty envelope.

<Katsuragi> WH…Wha…?

Today. I got an empty envelope.

<Soryu> ^twitchmark^ Really? I didn't hear you THE FIRST 50 TIMES YOU SAID IT!!

<Happosai> Really? I did.

<Soryu> ^20 twitchmarks^ I now understand why you call him the "old goat, fool, etc."

At least my name was written on it.

<Soryu> Girlie…Puh-leeze. You mean to tell me that if I write a letter to you with your name on it, you'll be thrilled??

<Kensuke> ^sigh^ I'm trying…

At least it was addressed to me-No. ThatÂfs not true.

<All> …

There was nothing on it.

<All> ><

It was a blank envelope.

<All> -.- Wow.

I got a blank envelope toda-Wait. That was a lie.

<Soryu> ^twitch^ Ken…su…ke…if…you…don't…stop…this& #8230;story…right…now…I…will…SKIN YOU ALIVE!!!!!!!

<Kensuke> HIT HER WITH EVAS OR SOMETHING! AAAAAAAA!!!!!

Today. I never received anything.

<Ikari> No one cares anymore.

I opened my locker and nothing was there.

<Ikari> You said that. This fic is getting annoying.

<Soryu> ^gloating^ OH!! OHHHHH! WHO'S GOOD!!?

I took out the books for my next class and

Stop.

That didnÂft happen.

<All> >.<

*DELETE*

Today. I went to Shibuya.

<McGuire> What's Shibuya? I don't understand Japanese!!

I met Taro.

<Asuka> o.O Taro?

We went to see a movie.

<Kensuke> Looks like it's romance on Lain Street…

<All> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The movie. It was called-Hold on. There was no movie.

<Soryu> The movie was called "Hold On. There was no movie"?

<Katsuragi> Ummm…

Taro and I went to a cafe.

<Hibiki> No, you didn't.

It was famous for milkshakes.

<Hibiki> No, it wasn't. How can it be famous for something when it wasn't there??

Taro had one.

<Hibiki> There was no TARO!!

I didnÂft order anything.

<Hibiki> You couldn't have. You didn't go there.

<Katsuragi> DROP IT, RYOUGA!!

I donÂft like milk.

<Soryu> o.O Lactose intolerant??!

Taro seemed to like it. He says he likes-He didnÂft say anything.

<Soryu> HERE WE GO AGAIN!!

<Happosai> That was an NSYNC song.

<Katsuragi> NSYNC doesn't exist here.

<Happosai> Oh yeah.

He wasnÂft there.

<Hibiki> Who called it NOW!!?

I didnÂft go to Shibuya with anyone.

<Hibiki> SCORE!!

Today. I was at Shibuya. By myself.

<All> ><

I donÂft know why I went there.

<All> BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GO THERE, FOO!!!!

I didnÂft meet anyone.

<All> Really?

I didnÂft talk to anyone.

<Soryu> Be a loser loner.

I just walked by myself.

<Soryu> NO ONE CARES ANYMORE!!!

Sometimes I sat and watched people cross the road.

<All> That's cool.

Some of them looked busy.

<All> YAY!!

Some of them seemed happy-No. They werenÂft.

<Soryu> WHY DON'T YOU GET SOME HAPPY PILLS!!!!!!?

They were screaming.

<All> ^start to sweat^

<Kensuke> What'sgoingonnoonetoldmethiswasabloodycreepyficaaaaaah!!!!!!!!

The traffic lights had malfunctioned.

<All> ^sweat more^

There was an accident.

<Ikari> HAH! HAH!!

There was blood.

<Barbie> EWWWWWWW!!!!!!! I throw up when I see blood!!

On the ground. On the bodies. In the shadows.

<Katsuragi> STOP THE PRESSES!! How can there be blood on shadows??!

I couldnÂft believe what I saw-Gomen. I lied.

<All> ><

I didnÂft see.

<All> You don't have eyes, right???

I closed my eyes.

I was afraid.

Above the noise ambulance sirens could be heard-I heard nothing.

There was no accident.

There was no car.

There were no people.

Today. I went to Shibuya.

It was deserted.

The tall buildings were completely silent.

Noone was there.

Only me.

At least I know I was there.

Even though noone else was at Shibuya I was ther-I wasnÂft.

I wasnÂft at Shibuya.

I have never gone to Shibuya.

I have never gone because

I donÂft exist.

*DELETE*

<Soryu> WOW, this was a creepy fic!!

<All> ^nervousity^