Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction / Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ Things Happen ❯ Chapter 1

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Things happen

A/N Cross Over Comedy

Ch.1 The Beginning

"NOO!!! I won't pilot it"

That came from one wimpy Shinji Ikari. After seeing the angel and realizing that is all his father wanted him for is to go and fight it, he did not want to go in that thing.

"AND IT'S UGLY!!!!"

The Eva's eyes glowed, but no one noticed it


"Fine Leave" Gendo said, he then turned to his second in command, "Go get Rei."

"Sir! She's injured!!"

"She's not dead"

Soon a cart was wheeled in, and Shinji saw who was on it, an injured blue-haired girl. She struggled to get to her feet

"Yes Sir?"

Gendo smirked

"Our replacement is unusable, prepare to get back in"

"Yes Sir"


Then an explosion rang through the room knocking all off their feet. A couple of lose girders came lose and headed for Shinji. Gendo smiled, (Soon Yui will awake and protect her son, starting the scenario) The eva did move as predicted when the beams fell, but everyone was unprepared for what happened next

"OH MY GOD!!! SHINJI WAS CRUSHED"

"OH MY GOD!!! THE EVA MOVED"

"IS IT..."

Every one watched in amazement. Shinji, crushed underneath a bunch of girders, alive or dead is unknown. Evangelion Unit 01 did move, its hand pointed towards Gendo, with it's middle finger pointed to the sky as a twisted smile appeared on it's face. One could swear that the Eva was laughing.

Gendo's second in command, with wide eyes turned to him

"Sir you know this means, that we have to use him now"


Gendo tried to keep face by smirking, but he broke out in tears

Several levels down, in a high level prison cell that had several laser guns pointed at the door, about a yard of electrified fencing surrounding it and even a moat with an alligator, a kid looking 15 with spiky blond hair and a red trencoat grinned. It wasn't a nice grin. He took out a toy gun and pointed it to the ceiling

"Bang-Bang daddy. Vash is coming to play"