Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction ❯ The Loss of All Sanity ❯ The Crossover ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimers: Neon Genesis Evangelion is the property of Gainax. I wish it was mine though. Megatokyo is the sole property of that wizard of coolness, Fred Gallagher.

Chapter 1: The Crossover

< > = said in japanese

' ' = the character's thoughts

It was New Year's Eve at the Megagamers store in Tokyo. Largo was drunk, of course, and was vomiting loudly into the sink. Luckily, the noise of the party drowned out such disgusting sounds. Everyone was at the New Year's party. Literally. Dom was torturing fanboys with the "Vibrating sheep of death". Pretty Boy Ed was demonstrating the capabilities of his silenced 9mm Beretta on Largo's empty beer cans. Even Miho and Junpei had showed up, Miho as bleak as ever

"<Piro-san!>" cried Ping frantically.

"<Ugh... What now, Ping?>" groaned Piro

"<We're out of Pocky. All five types!!>" she said, while searching the cupboards frantically.

"<Have Largo get some more then>" Piro grumbled. 'I've got to get Ed to stop showing off that gun on the porch. He's going to get us all arrested!!'

"<He is vomiting too badly, and besides, the rioting has gotten worse>"

"<Why?>"

"<Everyone who likes Evangelion wants some games to come out soon>"

"<Still? I thought that they had finished around Christmas>"

"<nope...>"

"<well, forget the Pocky. See if you can get Nanasawa-San to make up some of her Jell-o surprise then>"

"<ok then...>" she said, rather dejectedly.

Suddenly, everyone in the main room yelled in surprise. A large, black, portal type thing appeared out of nowhere in front of the TV. Largo burst out of the bathroom in a weird looking black robe and smelling kind of like rotten mint. He yelled weird words that sounded like gibberish (but were a type of zombi3 m4gik).

"Tohran alternus toportos ayas!!!" (translation: timeline alternate teleport all us) he yelled.

Everyone started scrambling for the door, but the portal sucked everyone in, then disappeared.