Original Poetry Fan Fiction ❯ Don't Bother ❯ Don't Bother ( One-Shot )

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By: Serenitychan13
This is a warning of sorts to all the men out there who A. type badly and B. are such sad hornballs with no tact or talent in attracting or speaking to women.

Miscellaneous: Original Poetry Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Poetry | Uploaded On: 05.01.2007 | Updated On: 05.01.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 113 | Visits: 519 | Status: Completed

Don't Bother

An Original Poem by Serenity-chan
If you're going to tell me
I'm "hott" - don't bother.
You think it's cute
It's not - don't bother

If you're going to say
"U hav a nice ass" - don't bother
You think it's a compliment
I'll pass - don't bother

If you just want
A one-night stand - don't bother
You'll have to settle for
Your hand - don't bother

If you're thinking of asking me
'U gotta man?" - don't bother
I've said it already
I'll say it again - don't bother