Other Fan Fiction ❯ DUFFMAN ❯ Chapter 1
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By: mst3kluv 
A Msting of some forum posts about Duffman.
Miscellaneous: Other Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.20.2010 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 723 | Status: Completed
A Msting of some forum posts about Duffman.
Miscellaneous: Other Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.20.2010 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 723 | Status: Completed
DUFFMAN
Original post by BigBumblebeeManFan
>A fine Mahok to you all.
SERVO: Mahok? Sounds like a really bad Sci-fi channel movie.
>Duff Man may be no house hold name.
MIKE: They tried marketing Duffman action figures with the Kleenex and the Aspirin, but it just didn’t go over well.
>But his philosophy makes me laugh evrytime.
SERVO(philosopher): Only by referring to yourself in third person and saying “Oh Yeah” at the end of every sentence, can you achieve true enlightenment.
>These are some good ones:
>Duffman: Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!
CROW: (ala Radar Secret Service), We can solve any problems by THRUSTING!
>Duffman: Are you ready to get DUFFED?
>(I think getting Duffed sounds horrible)
MIKE: I got Duffed once. From what I can remember, it involves a plastic shovel, a volleyball net and a chicken.
BOTS: Huh?
>I think Simpsons neglected Duff Mans abilities.
>His powers.
CROW: Hey, I think Ratliff and this guy would get along well together.
SERVO, MIKE: How so?
CROW: Well, they both seem to elevate obscure-bit characters to God-like status.
>He's now some boring drunk.
SERVO: Well actually, that’s not true. The only time he remotely matched that description was when Santa’s Little Helper replaced him as the spokesman for Duff Beer, and even then, while living in the shelter, he was helping the homeless.
MIKE,CROW: So, technically, he’s now a boring, homeless, drunk.
SERVO: Yes, that’s..Hey!
>I want to make the Simpsons star Duff Man in a new episode. I will think of
>fantastic Duff Man lines and show them to people.
CROW(dully): Whee.
<Has anyone thought of any funny Duff Man lines?
<Mine will ultimately be better.
CROW: ( as BumbleBeeManFan): Of, course it doesn’t matter what YOU come up with, It’ll all be worthless! Your so called knowledge of Duffman doesn’t compare to mine!! I know all that is Duffman!! Bow before me, mortals!!
MIKE: (random member) Okay, if you know all that is Duffman, than why is your username BigBumbleBeeManFan?
CROW:(BumbleBeeManFan) SILENCE!!
>Without much thought,
SERVO: Finally! The guy tells us how he thinks!
>Here's some Duff Man lines that i want to see in the Simpsons.
CROW(BBMF): BigBumbleBeeManFan is the ruler of all Duffmen! Oh, Yeah!
>Duff Man's neglected his feelings!'
CROW: For other men!
>'DUFF MAN'S TAKING YOU ALL WITH ME!
MIKE: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!
>(says Duff Man grabbing Radio Active Man
MIKE: Don’t even think about it, Crow.
> as they fall from an exploding building; an idea for an episode could be called Duff Man in Duff Man VS Radio Active Man)
TOM: Did his English teacher have a problem with the use of compound words?
>The story explains itself.
I will think of more Duff Man adventures and let people know.
All(dull): Hooray.
ORIGINAL POST BY BASSMINT STILE
<I just want Duff Man episode! He kicks so much ass!!!!!!!!
SERVO: Duffman is Duke Nukem!
<He can say almost anything its just freaking HA-LAR-RE-OUS!!!
MIKE: (Duffman, very serious) I have AIDS.
BOTS: ( as Bassmint Stile) Hahahahaha!!
<(Oh yea, I named 1 of my cats Duff Man.)
CROW: Wouldn’t a better name be DuffCat?
ORIGINAL POST BY BIGBUMBLEBEEMANFAN
<I think Duff Man is a good name for a cat.
CROW(BBMF): Course, it’s not as a good as a name as The Almighty Ruler of all Duffmen, but oh well.
<I bet your cat is confident,
<Does he thrust and shake his hip or hips like Duff Man?
TOM: Hey, Mike, don’t all Mammals have two hips?
MIKE: I think someone clearly failed Basic Human Anatomy 101 here.
<I don't need to know.
TOM: THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU MENTION IT!! ARGGGHH!!
MIKE: Calm down, Tom.
<Here's some more lines i just though up that Duff Man could coin-
MIKE (like a commercial): Your favourite DuffMan phrases. Now appearing on coins for a limited time.
<'Duff Man's hates cats!'
MIKE(DuffMan): Actually, Duffmans more of a turtle person.
<'Duff Man's empowering downtrodden cats!Oh yeah!'
TOM: But, Duffman just said a while ago that he HATED cats! Make up your mind!
'Duff Man's glass is half full!'
CROW: But to us, the glass is half empty.
<(An episode could be called Duff Man VS The Poorly Cat Folk)
MIKE: Duffman goes to Eelong!
<The story writes itself.
TOM: (BBMF) In fact, sometimes I don’t know why I bother doing any work at all!
Now, for the Credits:
Orignal Post by BigBumbleManFan
Another Orignal post by BassmintStile
MSTing by MST3kluv
Special Thanks:
Joseph Nebus, For taking time to answer my millions of questions.
GarfieldOdie: If it weren’t for your MSTing’s, I would not be here writing this today.
All MSTies Worldwide
The Simpsons are © 20th Century Fox and Matt Groening, while MST3K is © Best Brains.
Please don’t sue.
Keep those Archives running.
TWAANG!!
<Has anyone thought of any funny Duff Man lines?
<Mine will ultimately be better.
Original post by BigBumblebeeManFan
>A fine Mahok to you all.
SERVO: Mahok? Sounds like a really bad Sci-fi channel movie.
>Duff Man may be no house hold name.
MIKE: They tried marketing Duffman action figures with the Kleenex and the Aspirin, but it just didn’t go over well.
>But his philosophy makes me laugh evrytime.
SERVO(philosopher): Only by referring to yourself in third person and saying “Oh Yeah” at the end of every sentence, can you achieve true enlightenment.
>These are some good ones:
>Duffman: Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!
CROW: (ala Radar Secret Service), We can solve any problems by THRUSTING!
>Duffman: Are you ready to get DUFFED?
>(I think getting Duffed sounds horrible)
MIKE: I got Duffed once. From what I can remember, it involves a plastic shovel, a volleyball net and a chicken.
BOTS: Huh?
>I think Simpsons neglected Duff Mans abilities.
>His powers.
CROW: Hey, I think Ratliff and this guy would get along well together.
SERVO, MIKE: How so?
CROW: Well, they both seem to elevate obscure-bit characters to God-like status.
>He's now some boring drunk.
SERVO: Well actually, that’s not true. The only time he remotely matched that description was when Santa’s Little Helper replaced him as the spokesman for Duff Beer, and even then, while living in the shelter, he was helping the homeless.
MIKE,CROW: So, technically, he’s now a boring, homeless, drunk.
SERVO: Yes, that’s..Hey!
>I want to make the Simpsons star Duff Man in a new episode. I will think of
>fantastic Duff Man lines and show them to people.
CROW(dully): Whee.
<Has anyone thought of any funny Duff Man lines?
<Mine will ultimately be better.
CROW: ( as BumbleBeeManFan): Of, course it doesn’t matter what YOU come up with, It’ll all be worthless! Your so called knowledge of Duffman doesn’t compare to mine!! I know all that is Duffman!! Bow before me, mortals!!
MIKE: (random member) Okay, if you know all that is Duffman, than why is your username BigBumbleBeeManFan?
CROW:(BumbleBeeManFan) SILENCE!!
>Without much thought,
SERVO: Finally! The guy tells us how he thinks!
>Here's some Duff Man lines that i want to see in the Simpsons.
CROW(BBMF): BigBumbleBeeManFan is the ruler of all Duffmen! Oh, Yeah!
>Duff Man's neglected his feelings!'
CROW: For other men!
>'DUFF MAN'S TAKING YOU ALL WITH ME!
MIKE: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!
>(says Duff Man grabbing Radio Active Man
MIKE: Don’t even think about it, Crow.
> as they fall from an exploding building; an idea for an episode could be called Duff Man in Duff Man VS Radio Active Man)
TOM: Did his English teacher have a problem with the use of compound words?
>The story explains itself.
I will think of more Duff Man adventures and let people know.
All(dull): Hooray.
ORIGINAL POST BY BASSMINT STILE
<I just want Duff Man episode! He kicks so much ass!!!!!!!!
SERVO: Duffman is Duke Nukem!
<He can say almost anything its just freaking HA-LAR-RE-OUS!!!
MIKE: (Duffman, very serious) I have AIDS.
BOTS: ( as Bassmint Stile) Hahahahaha!!
<(Oh yea, I named 1 of my cats Duff Man.)
CROW: Wouldn’t a better name be DuffCat?
ORIGINAL POST BY BIGBUMBLEBEEMANFAN
<I think Duff Man is a good name for a cat.
CROW(BBMF): Course, it’s not as a good as a name as The Almighty Ruler of all Duffmen, but oh well.
<I bet your cat is confident,
<Does he thrust and shake his hip or hips like Duff Man?
TOM: Hey, Mike, don’t all Mammals have two hips?
MIKE: I think someone clearly failed Basic Human Anatomy 101 here.
<I don't need to know.
TOM: THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU MENTION IT!! ARGGGHH!!
MIKE: Calm down, Tom.
<Here's some more lines i just though up that Duff Man could coin-
MIKE (like a commercial): Your favourite DuffMan phrases. Now appearing on coins for a limited time.
<'Duff Man's hates cats!'
MIKE(DuffMan): Actually, Duffmans more of a turtle person.
<'Duff Man's empowering downtrodden cats!Oh yeah!'
TOM: But, Duffman just said a while ago that he HATED cats! Make up your mind!
'Duff Man's glass is half full!'
CROW: But to us, the glass is half empty.
<(An episode could be called Duff Man VS The Poorly Cat Folk)
MIKE: Duffman goes to Eelong!
<The story writes itself.
TOM: (BBMF) In fact, sometimes I don’t know why I bother doing any work at all!
Now, for the Credits:
Orignal Post by BigBumbleManFan
Another Orignal post by BassmintStile
MSTing by MST3kluv
Special Thanks:
Joseph Nebus, For taking time to answer my millions of questions.
GarfieldOdie: If it weren’t for your MSTing’s, I would not be here writing this today.
All MSTies Worldwide
The Simpsons are © 20th Century Fox and Matt Groening, while MST3K is © Best Brains.
Please don’t sue.
Keep those Archives running.
TWAANG!!
<Has anyone thought of any funny Duff Man lines?
<Mine will ultimately be better.