Other Fan Fiction ❯ Msting Double Feature: Stewy ruins the mushroom kingdom ❯ Chapter 1
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: mst3kluv 
First off, a bland Super Mario Galaxy self-insertion! Then after that, Stewy ruins a city...or does he?
Miscellaneous: Other Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.20.2010 | Pages: 8 | Words: 5.7K | Visits: 439 | Status: Completed
First off, a bland Super Mario Galaxy self-insertion! Then after that, Stewy ruins a city...or does he?
Miscellaneous: Other Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.20.2010 | Pages: 8 | Words: 5.7K | Visits: 439 | Status: Completed
>Lost in the Mushroom Kingdom
>By Skeleton Jon
>I walked through the door of Ranga’s home with my mom,
TOM(protagonist): Mom, I’d like you to meet my D&D club.
MIKE: Hey, we don’t even know what the protagonist’s like yet, give him a chance.
CROW: Fat chance, this is a self-insertion fanfic. Giving this guy a chance is like giving Coleman Francis funding to make a movie.
>I had been told to meet Shadow there, but when I arrived there was no one there
MIKE: So we turned around and went home. The End.
>“Hello?” I called, “is anybody home?
TOM(narrator):It was then I knew the truth. This house was home to a family of alien supremacist serial killers!!
MIKE,CROW: (stares of confusion)
>“Surprise!” they all screamed as they shoved me back through the door
CROW(Protagonist): Aaah! My spine! Who the hell was it that planned that surprise!?!
MIKE , TOM(people at the door): Hahahaha!!
CROW(protagonist): Seriously!! I think I might be paralyzed from the waist down!!
MIKE, TOM (people at the door): Hahahaha!!
>“Whoa!” I screamed as we fell through the dimensional vortex,
CROW (protagonist): Then we landed in a world where all the self insertion characters roamed free!! Free, in the lands of their choice!!
ALL: AUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH!!
>as we fell our outfits changed
TOM: Thanks to the power of dimensional vortex magic!!
>, I now wore a pair of black overalls with a gold shirt underneath, my >shoes were the same, I >had on a hat with my pentagram symbol on it and >my chocker was transformed into a medallion
MIKE(protagonist): Then I realized that I could now fix leaky pipes…ON THE STREETS OF GETTO NEW YORK!!
TOM ( TV announcer): This fall on FOX! Two bad careers collide into one GANGSTA PLUMBER!!
> Shadow wore her normal clothes but she had a white lab coat on,
CROW: Hold on, wait a minute, Shadow the Hedgehog’s a girl?? Maybe this story isn’t what we thought it would be after all…
MIKE: Unless Shadow got a sex change operation earlier, and later on, she/he ends up falling in love with the main character.
TOM: I’m just going to stand over here in the corner and cry, Nelson.
>Ranga wore a black and purple variation of my overalls.
TOM: Ranga turned into Waluigi!!
>I didn’t see any of the other costumes as we broke into the world at that moment.
CROW(protagonist): And we were promptly arrested for breaking and entering. The End!
>I found myself flying through the deep recesses of space,
CROW(Author): Fanfic, Warp 5!!
>strange planets darted past me as I flew, suddenly a huge airship appeared and blasted us with >a ray of black energy,
(All cheer)
ALL: 2,4,6,8! Who do we appreciate!! YAYY…AIRSHIP!!
>I had the sensation of falling and my world went black…
TOM(Thug): Have you ever had one of those dreams where you’re fallin’, kid? Except in this one, you’re not gonna wake up!
>I awoke lying on a grassy planet, surrounded by flowers; I noticed a castle on a hill ahead
>“Maybe I can find out where I am over there!” I said as I ran towards the castle, I ran up the >stairs and on the top of the stairs was a beautiful woman with blonde hair and blue eyes, she >wore a cosmic blue dress
MIKE(protagonist): Damn, the one day that I come, she’s wearing clothes.
>“Hello, ive been expecting you” she said when I reached her
CROW(Lady): I’ve carried you for 9 months. Now, actually show some signs of effort in English class!
“>Hi” I said “I’m Jonathan, but you can call me Twilight if you like!”
(silence, then loud sobbing)
TOM: Our protagonist finally gets a name after several lines, and his nickname is based on the STUPIDEST BOOK EVER!!! ARRRGGGGGH!!!
MIKE: Calm down, Tom. Look, we can call him Jonathan if that’s okay with you.
>I blushed; I wasn’t used to being in the presence of royalty, or someone so beautiful for that >matter.
CROW(Jon): A second later, I fell flat on my face and started babbling out what appeared to be gibberish. When my friends picked me up off of the ground, I noticed that she was gone. Then, a whole bunch of cool kids came by and shoved us nerds into our own lockers.
(MIKE glares at CROW)
CROW: Too familiar, Mike?
>“Pleasure to meet you Twilight” she replied “my name is Rosalina”
TOM(while still sniffling,Rosalina): Do you know Edward Cullen?
(TOM bursts into sobs, MIKE pats him.)
>“Rosalina, can you tell me where I am? Or where my friends are?”
CROW(Rosalina): Jonathan, I’m sorry, but your friends…are all imaginary!!
TOM(Jon):NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>“You are in the mushroom kingdom, and I’m sorry to tell you but your
>friends have been lost in space”
(all cheer)
TOM: There goes practically every character!! Hooray!!
MIKE: Guys, we barely even know the characters yet!!
CROW: Even though we barely know them, I’m pretty sure that they’re painfully annoying.
>“What do you mean? Lost in space”
CROW(Rosalina): Well, they’re probably stardust right now…So yeah, I think that they’re still lost.
>“When I found you here you were in the same state as her” she indicated behind her, what >appeared to be a statue of Ranga stood in the center of the platform, I walked to it
TOM(Jon): And then, for some unknown reason, I kneeled at the base of the statue and prayed.
>“Ranga, what happened to her?” I gasped
MIKE(Rosalina): She turned herself into stone to escape this fanfic.
>“She has been tropyphicated”
>“What does that mean?”
>“That is what happens in this world when someone is completely and
utterly defeated”
CROW(Rosalina): In your world, this is called suicide.
>“So how do you turn them back?”
>“Like this” she leaned down and touched the base of Ranga’s trophy,
there was a flash of <golden energy and she was restored to normal
TOM: Hey, if Ranga can turn back to normal after being turned into stone that easily, why didn’t the other characters do the same for Palom and Porom in Final Fantasy 4?
CROW: Probably because Ranga’s an original character.
>“Where am I?” she asked
>“Long story” Rosalina and I replied
CROW(Ranga): How did we get here?
MIKE,TOM(others): Long story.
CROW(Ranga): How can we breathe in space without any spacesuits?
MIKE,TOM(others): LONG STORY!!
>“So what do we do now?” I asked as Ranga got to her feet and walked over
TOM(Jon): The edge of the cliff. The End!
>“There are more of you friends nearby” Rosalina said “you must go and rescue them”
MIKE(Rosalina,mobster): And youse better rescue them real good, or else you be sleeping wit da fishes!
>“How the hell do we do that?” Ranga asked as she looked up at the princess
>Two small star creatures known as a luma appeared and floated towards us
(ALL start humming the Numa Numa song, only they replace Numa Numa with Luma Luma)
>“The luma will help you” she said with a smile “now go!”
>The luma suddenly disappeared under our caps, we both spun and a strange energy surrounded >our fists
CROW(Jon): We could finally turn Super Sayian!
>“Cool! We can star spin!” I cheered
>A launch star appeared and the two of us jumped into it and were blasted off to a small >planetoid with a black hole in the center
TOM(Jon): Which, upon arriving, we both fell into. The End!
>“Probably a bad idea to fall in that thing” I said as I looked down into the vortex
CROW: Look! It’s a bird! No, It’s a plane! It’s Captain Obvious!!
>A meteor crashed next to me “holy crap!”
MIKE(God): Damn it! I missed!
>I screamed as I fell backwards and into the black hole
MIKE(God): Oh well, guess it wasn’t that bad.
>“Oh perfect” Ranga sighed, “now I have to save him too”
CROW: Now, she has to jump into the black hole too? This story just gets better and better!
>Seconds later the vortex spat out my trophy, Ranga ran over to it and touched the base, I was >restored and we ran to the launch star on the end of the planet
CROW: Darn it, they’re alive and well!!
>The next planet was spherical with crystal spikes jutting out from it
TOM(Jon): Which we were impaled on when..
(MIKE shushes him)
MIKE: Tom, that’s way more than enough death jokes for one MSTing.
>; at the top was an energy dome that contained the tropyphicated form of Shadow
>“We’ve got to save her!” I said as we were swarmed by Goombas
TOM(Jon): Hey Goombas! I’m here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I’m…well I’m all out of ass, but I do have plenty of bubble gum!
CROW(Ranga):(Facepalm)
>We began to blast them with a combination of ice and light,
TOM: Ice and light what? Elephants? Baseball Bats?
> they were decimated within a matter of seconds, the dome surrounding the trophy shattered >and we ran forward to rescue her
>“This beginning is so much like the game it isn’t funny” Ranga laughed as she restored Shadow
TOM(Ranga): Hahahha!! I laugh at things that aren’t funny. Hahahhaha!!
>“Come on, there’s something inside this planet” Shadow called as she dove into a warp pipe
CROW: CRASH! AAAAAAH!! MY HEAD!!
>The inside of the planet was hollow and in the center of the planet stood two more trophies, my >mother and victor,
TOM(Jon): Not many people know this, but my mother was once a Roman gladiator. She fought lions everyday down at the Coliseum. Unbeknownst to her, I trained to become a great gladiator too. But, I still could not beat my own mother.
MIKE: Guys, that’s enough stories, okay? You’re going to confuse the audience (quickly) I mean the Forrester Trio.
>we ran over to them and unfroze them, a strange energy surrounded us and we began to levitate >in midair, we shot up
ALL: WOOOOOOOO!! Heroin!!!
and out of the planet and through the cosmos
CROW: All those perfume ads were really starting to get to us.
>“Where are we going?” I asked as we flew
>“No idea” mom replied as she flew beside me
CROW(Mom): Why did you even put me in this story, dear?
>We landed on a platform that was part of the comet observatory, Rosalina’s home in the stars.
>She appeared before us and said “congratulations, you made it back!”
MIKE(Rosalina): Quick, cancel the funeral service!
>“How did we make it back here?” I said as I looked around
TOM(Rosalina): You fell through a plot hole.
>“I used the beacon to pull you back” she explained, “The luma are searching the galaxies in an >attempt to find your friends”
>We all sat and looked out at the stars; though no one said it we all knew this was the start of a >grand adventure
TOM: Yes a grand adventure…OF SCIENCE!!
>Authors Note:
>Ranga Tales and all related characters and stories belong to Manga Ranga
CHAPTER 2
>Ted awoke lying on a sandy beach, seagulls called as they circled lazily above.
TOM(Seagull): Hey, Vinnie! Helen wants to know about Poker Night on Thursday!!
>“Where am I?” he asked himself, “and where are Ranga and the others?” he saw a short man in >blue overalls and a red shirt, he wore a red cap with an M on it.
MIKE: Ted then realized that he must have entered the world of Mickey Mouse!
>“Hello” said the plumber, “are you new around here?”
>“Where exactly is here?” Ted wondered,
TOM: You’re in the Village of the Damned, Ted.
>“Sorry, where are my manners!” laughed the plumber, “I’m Mario and you’re on isle Delfino!
CROW(Mario, bad Italian accent ): I could Delfino this-a isle in a sentence-a for you-a!
>Ted looked around at the colorful flowers, happy citizens, and chirping birds, they all scared the >hell out of him.
MIKE(sarcastic): Yes, because happy, peaceful places are very scary.
>“RANGA!” he screamed to the sky.
CROW(Mario, same accent): Hey-a Ted-a, you do a very bad impression-a of a telephone-a!
>Meanwhile Ranga was skating through the freeze-flame galaxy and she noticed a figure frozen >in an icy pillar.
TOM ( overly sarcastic): Ohh Nooo!! I thought the figure was frozen in a FIREY pillar! Silly me.
>“It can’t be” she gasped, “but it is, Luigi!”
CROW: Since did Luigi join their team?
MIKE: Probably when we were being introduced to Ted.
>The green clad plumber was frozen in a look of shock; Ranga performed a star spin and freed >the plumber.
“Are you okay Luigi?” Ranga asked, “How did you end up here?”
>“I’m not sure,” he said, “one minute I’m on the comet observatory the next I’m frozen solid in >this place!”
MIKE(Luigi):I’ve got to stop randomly teleporting everywhere I go.
>“I think I have an idea who did this” Ranga looked skyward, wait, she’s looking at me!
TOM(God): Damn, I have spinach stuck in my teeth! Why did this have to happen now!
>What do you want Ranga
CROW(God): A date with me this Saturday, perhaps?
>“I know it was you, you left to narrate the story again and made it so I would find Luigi”
MIKE(God): Actually I made it so that you would come talk to me. Pretty clever,huh?
>I did not!
>“Did too”
TOM: YES, JUST GO AHEAD AND POINTLESSLY ARGUE; WE DON’T HAVE TO BE ADVANCING THE PAPER THIN PLOT!!! ARRRRGGGGHHH!!
(TOM’s head explodes)
MIKE: Oh crap, not this again!!
>“Who are you talking to?” Luigi asked,
>“Someone who should be helping us here instead of narrating!”
CROW: Hey, it’s that new game “Who the hell just said that.” By Parker Bros.
>That’s it; you’re going to get it for breaking the fourth wall!
>“Hit us with your best shot!”
CROW: o/ Fire Aw-aa-y o/
>Fine, have it your way,
>Suddenly Ranga and Luigi were hit with the most excruciating cases of brain freeze they had >ever had in their entire lives, it felt like someone had poured liquid nitrogen into their skulls
(ALL cheer)
MIKE: Go, God, go!
TOM(who magically has his head back to normal): Three cheers for the narrator!!
>“AAUGH!” Luigi screamed,
>“Alright we give, we give!” Ranga cried
>Do you Promise not to break the fourth wall?
TOM(God): And do you, Ranga, take me to be your lawfully wedded husband?
>“Yes, we promise!” they both screamed,
TOM(God): This has been the happiest day of my life!
>Good, on with the story
>They both woke up, the cold had made them fall asleep, and their brain freeze had just been a >dream.
CROW: But, unfortunately, this fanfic isn’t a dream.
>“Let’s get out of here!” Luigi suggested,
TOM: Captain Obvious to the rescue!!
>“Good idea” Ranga replied, the two sprinted off to find Papa’s tropyphicated form, when they >found him
MIKE: What, no actionless action sequence?
>, they flew back to the observatory with Papa in tow.
TOM: Papa must’ve parked in one of those “Tow after 5” spots again.
>Author's Note,
>Just a quick disclaimer to say that i don't own Ranga Tales or any related characters, they all >belong to Manga Ranga.
[EXIT THEATER, DOOR SEQUENCE]
[SATTLITE OF LOVE]
(MIKE and the BOTS are just standing around, looking bored and not saying anything. After about a minute of this, they look around)
TOM: Why aren’t we saying nor doing anything?
MIKE: I think I know why, guys.
(A voice then echoes though the satellite, it is that of the MSTer, MST3kluv)
MST3kluv: Sorry about that guys, I’ve never wrote a host segment before and I don’t know what to do!
CROW: So, you just wrote us just sitting there? That’s about as funny as a children’s hospital on fire.
MST3kluv: Hey, don’t insult me! I am TOO funny!!
CROW: Am not!
MST3kluv: Am too!
(This continues for a long, long time.)
MST3kluv: Well, fine! If you’re going to be that way, then I’ll make it Commercial Sign right NOW!!
MST3kluv(cheery): We’ll be right back.
(commercials)
(ENTER THEATER)
>Stewy ruins the city
>By soulijaboy1311
>THE DAY I GOT INVADED
>CHAPTER1
>It all started this year in sixth grade when I was at school
CROW: That year, I learned that inside every one of us is a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal.
> and I was taking a test. Right in the middle I heard this sound go over >the school.
TOM: It was the sound of machine guns killing everything in sight.
>There was a green ray going through the school.
TOM: Slicing the school and everyone in it in half.
>It landed in my math class room.
ALL: Aaah!! Killer clown!! Run, everyone!!
>These aliens came down the green ray. >The aliens said that they wanted me
CROW: To join the U.S. Army!
>and so they knocked me out. >They brought me into their ship.
TOM(aliens): And now for our honeymoon…
>The next day I woke up and I said where am I. >the aliens said you’re in
>our ship.
MIKE(narrator): They said that they were going to sacrifice me to their god Kioghju the aliens said. Not on your life you stupid aliens I said.
CROW:Mike, cut it out, that’s just scary.
>The bed was very comfortable. >They wanted my brain.
TOM: Green is a colour. The sun is bright. Look, a snowplow!
>At least they asked me, but if I said no which I did they would have >still taken my brain out.
CROW: Sooo…What was the point of asking then?
>So they opened my head and there was no brain.
TOM(sarcastic):Gee, big surprise.
MIKE(warningly):Tom…
>The aliens said why isn’t there a brain in here I said it was but >because I never put my brain in when I wake up
MIKE: As a result, I become a big pile of drooling flesh every morning.
CROW: Isn’t that what YOU look like every morning, Mike?
>because what’s the point of using it if I’m not going to get good >grades.
TOM:Um..Mr Author, the whole point of getting good grades is understanding the basic concepts and applying them to previous lessons!! In short, that means using your BRAIN!!
CROW: Which is clearly something the author didn’t use while writing this story.
>So I told them that and they said can we have your head then I said >no!
MIKE: Kids, if any aliens try to take your head, just say No.
BOTS: You have a choice!! Say no to experimental head removal!!
>I will need that to see.
MIKE: Actually, it takes the combined efforts of your eyeballs AND your brain to see. Consequently, the protagonist does not have a brain in his head, making it a wonder for him to even see in the first place.
>They said that they will give me my eye balls. So I kept my arguing >because I didn’t want to loose my head so I just said to the aliens and >said forget it.
CROW: Mike, are rabid prairie dogs playing Frisbee with my hard drive, or did the previous sentence not make any sense whatsoever?
MIKE: Yes.
>The aliens said no I must not. Forget it. So I went to them and said,
>‘I’m going to school. ‘they wouldn’t let me.
>I just jumped off the aliens space ship and almost broke my legs and >arms.
TOM: ALMOST?!?!! HE COULD HAVE BEEN VAPOURIZED IN SPACE, BUT NOOO!!! EVERYTHING HAS TO WORK OUT JUST FINE!!!
(TOM’s dome starts to spark)
MIKE: Try to hang in there, Tom.
> The aliens said wait I said what. They said can we at least have your >arms and legs I said no.
>I went to school and will they ever stop bothering me unless I give them >my legs and arms.
CROW(protagonist): So, I gave them a question mark instead. I don’t think I’d need it for anything.
>I’d rather give them my arms because I don’t have to take my test or do >any work yay!
TOM: Hey, appreciate your arms! Some of us don’t have working ones!!
>So the next morning my teacher said where’s your arms?
>I said , you know that green ray. She said, ya
CROW(teacher):Has that naughty Green Lantern been in here again?
>well the aliens wanted my my head they only wanted my head not my eye >balls just my head. They wanted my arms and legs and I just let them >have my arms” she said, that I can’t have my test and that I can’t do >work.
MIKE: Ah, but in real life, the teacher would have to get somebody to scribe for him so that he could do his test. And you know it’ll probably be one of old assistant teachers who you have to practically yell at in order for them to actually write your thoughts down.
TOM: Channeling the MSTing author again, Mike?
>I said, yessss
CROW: Right at that moment, the protagonist turned into a snake and started eating everyone!!
>CHAPTER2
TOM: There’s more?!?! NOOO!!!!
>The next year in the seventh grade again they came. I said why are you >here again this time I was in language arts. They said did you bring >your brain yet. I said no was I supposed to they said ya I said why. Do >you still need that.
CROW(aliens): That question mark that you gave us was defective, by the way.
>They said ya we’re going to use it for a science project.I said science >is not important they said it is
CROW(Author): Yeah, screw school!!! Soulija Boy forever!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
>I said if you want my arms go ahead because I have a theme test my >teacher said hey you need them.
TOM: But, earlier in the story, the aliens already took his arms!! ERRRGHHHHH!!!!!!
MIKE: Try not to use logic, Tom. It’ll hurt less.
>I said well then take my legs but then I can’t skateboard. They said ya >you can. I said how they said by skateboarding with your hands. I said >who does that the aliens said maybe us if we had one.
CROW: Ohhohohoho!!! Those wacky aliens.
>I said well no I’m trying to work if you try to interrupt me I’m going >to put you in a box and keep you in there because you’re annoying.
MIKE: I wish we could lock this author in a box…
(TOM and CROW seem to be writing something)
CROW: Hey Mike, would they allow boxes to be dropped off the top of the CN Tower?
>They said that’s not very nice they said they wanted my brain still I >said it’s at home try coming here tomorrow they said ok. So they came in >guided studies.
TOM: Guided studies? They must hold your hand while teaching you basic skills.
>I said you got to be kidding me I said to them come here tomorrow they >came at woodshop. I said tomorrow go mess with a vampire or something. >So they did they got all the blood sucked out of them I said ha ha I >remember like it was yesterday
MIKE: For the remainder of this story, the part of the protagonist will be played by Nelson Muntz.
>CHAPTER3
>while mom was dropping me off I saw this burger king right by my school >and it wasn’t there before.
CROW(protagonist): Oh wow, A building I have never seen before!! It’s definitely not a trap or anything!!
>I was shocked and I am going to burger king after school so I was in >language arts no break ins wow. So I went to science no interruptions so >I went to social studies not a sound I said what the heck. So I went to >lunch BAM!!!
TOM: Emeril must be working at the cafeteria again.
>Wow finally they actually broke in but wrong time.
MIKE: Yeah, I thought they were going to kidnap him inside the fake Burger King!! What’s with that?!?!?
>So they said where’s the brain and I said I didn’t bring it the aliens >said why and I said I had to go to the doctor because I broke my arm.
TOM(protagonist): And then, I had to go to see these “special doctors” and they gave me some pills that would make all the aliens go away!!!
>So I’ll give you money the aliens said ok so I gave them 20 bucks.
MIKE(aliens): We’ve never seen this currency before and we don’t know how to use it, but OH-TAY!!!
>They spent it on a replica of a brain for there science project that >they were going to do on their science project.
TOM: Replica provided by the Dept. of Redundancy Dept.
>I said that science is not important. they said bummer for you.
CROW: That’s nice, but what I want to know is, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO STEWIE RUINING THE CITY?!?!?
(MIKE picks up TOM)
MIKE: Come on, Crow, just be glad it’s over.
[EXIT THEATER, DOOR SEQUENCE]
[SATILLITE OF LOVE]
(MIKE enters from stage right, eating a sandwich. TOM enters; spray painted green and wearing one of those cheapo headband antenna things that you get at summer fairs.)
TOM: Mike Nelson, I’m afraid I’m going to need your brain for alienbot-related experiments. Hand it over.
MIKE: Sorry, but my brain is being used already for experiments by Pearl Forrester.
TOM: Then, I’ll suppose I’ll take your arms! I desperately need working ones!!
(TOM then jumps on MIKE and attempts to pull MIKE’s arms out of their sockets. Unfortunately the only thing TOM can do is swat MIKE with his little hands.)
MIKE: Tom, cut it out, why don’t you go steal arms from a vampire or something? They’re dead, they don’t need them anymore.
TOM: Funny you should ask, Mike, I just tried to do that a few moments ago!! Only I couldn’t find any real vampires so I found the next best thing, a Twilight Fan Convention!! Roll that flashback, Cambot.
(TOM is standing on a podium in front of a crowd with various people, who are wearing various articles of clothing emblazoned with either TEAM EDWARD or TEAM JACOB on them.)
TOM: I just wanna say one thing, EDWARD IS GAY FOR JACOB!!!
(The Twilis all look mad, and bare their plastic vampire fangs. They all begin chase TOM.)
TOM(while running away): I’ll finish that Twilight MSTing someday, and when I’ll do, you’ll be sorry!!
(Back on the Satellite of Love, the red light begins blinking)
[CASTLE FORRESTER]
PEARL: Enjoy the fanfics, Nelward? I’ve just received word that Soulijaboy1311 has written many more fanfics and I’ll… (gets interrupted by BOBO, who’s jumping up and down with excitement.)
BOBO: Lawgiver, Lawgiver!! There’s a Burger King right next door to our Castle!! Oh, may I please go?
PEARL: That’s odd; there wasn’t a Burger King there an hour ago… Well, all right. (BOBO runs off) All right, as I was saying…
(All of sudden, from the Burger King, a UFO rises up and flies off, all the while, you can see the strings pulling it along.)
BOBO(O.S.): LAWGIVVVVVVVEEEEEERR!!!!!!!
(Pearl looks out the window for a moment, and shrugs.)
CREDITS:
Lost in the mushroom kingdom is © Skeleton Jon
Stewy ruins the city is © souljiaboy1311
A thank you to Joseph Nebus, for helping me to edit my MSTings. I consider you my MSTing Mentor, in a non-creepy way of course.
This is not meant to be a personal attack on the authors of both stories, it’s just meant to be a funny C&C. Please don’t send me angry emails.
Please.
I’ll give you a shiny quarter if you don’t.
Oh, by the way, I’m not annoying as I appear in the host segment, thought you ought to know.
Twilight still sucks, but the MSTie in me wants to read it, is that bad??
Keep those archives running.
TWWANG!!
>So I kept my arguing because I didn’t want to loose my head so I just >said to the aliens and said forget it.
>By Skeleton Jon
>I walked through the door of Ranga’s home with my mom,
TOM(protagonist): Mom, I’d like you to meet my D&D club.
MIKE: Hey, we don’t even know what the protagonist’s like yet, give him a chance.
CROW: Fat chance, this is a self-insertion fanfic. Giving this guy a chance is like giving Coleman Francis funding to make a movie.
>I had been told to meet Shadow there, but when I arrived there was no one there
MIKE: So we turned around and went home. The End.
>“Hello?” I called, “is anybody home?
TOM(narrator):It was then I knew the truth. This house was home to a family of alien supremacist serial killers!!
MIKE,CROW: (stares of confusion)
>“Surprise!” they all screamed as they shoved me back through the door
CROW(Protagonist): Aaah! My spine! Who the hell was it that planned that surprise!?!
MIKE , TOM(people at the door): Hahahaha!!
CROW(protagonist): Seriously!! I think I might be paralyzed from the waist down!!
MIKE, TOM (people at the door): Hahahaha!!
>“Whoa!” I screamed as we fell through the dimensional vortex,
CROW (protagonist): Then we landed in a world where all the self insertion characters roamed free!! Free, in the lands of their choice!!
ALL: AUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH!!
>as we fell our outfits changed
TOM: Thanks to the power of dimensional vortex magic!!
>, I now wore a pair of black overalls with a gold shirt underneath, my >shoes were the same, I >had on a hat with my pentagram symbol on it and >my chocker was transformed into a medallion
MIKE(protagonist): Then I realized that I could now fix leaky pipes…ON THE STREETS OF GETTO NEW YORK!!
TOM ( TV announcer): This fall on FOX! Two bad careers collide into one GANGSTA PLUMBER!!
> Shadow wore her normal clothes but she had a white lab coat on,
CROW: Hold on, wait a minute, Shadow the Hedgehog’s a girl?? Maybe this story isn’t what we thought it would be after all…
MIKE: Unless Shadow got a sex change operation earlier, and later on, she/he ends up falling in love with the main character.
TOM: I’m just going to stand over here in the corner and cry, Nelson.
>Ranga wore a black and purple variation of my overalls.
TOM: Ranga turned into Waluigi!!
>I didn’t see any of the other costumes as we broke into the world at that moment.
CROW(protagonist): And we were promptly arrested for breaking and entering. The End!
>I found myself flying through the deep recesses of space,
CROW(Author): Fanfic, Warp 5!!
>strange planets darted past me as I flew, suddenly a huge airship appeared and blasted us with >a ray of black energy,
(All cheer)
ALL: 2,4,6,8! Who do we appreciate!! YAYY…AIRSHIP!!
>I had the sensation of falling and my world went black…
TOM(Thug): Have you ever had one of those dreams where you’re fallin’, kid? Except in this one, you’re not gonna wake up!
>I awoke lying on a grassy planet, surrounded by flowers; I noticed a castle on a hill ahead
>“Maybe I can find out where I am over there!” I said as I ran towards the castle, I ran up the >stairs and on the top of the stairs was a beautiful woman with blonde hair and blue eyes, she >wore a cosmic blue dress
MIKE(protagonist): Damn, the one day that I come, she’s wearing clothes.
>“Hello, ive been expecting you” she said when I reached her
CROW(Lady): I’ve carried you for 9 months. Now, actually show some signs of effort in English class!
“>Hi” I said “I’m Jonathan, but you can call me Twilight if you like!”
(silence, then loud sobbing)
TOM: Our protagonist finally gets a name after several lines, and his nickname is based on the STUPIDEST BOOK EVER!!! ARRRGGGGGH!!!
MIKE: Calm down, Tom. Look, we can call him Jonathan if that’s okay with you.
>I blushed; I wasn’t used to being in the presence of royalty, or someone so beautiful for that >matter.
CROW(Jon): A second later, I fell flat on my face and started babbling out what appeared to be gibberish. When my friends picked me up off of the ground, I noticed that she was gone. Then, a whole bunch of cool kids came by and shoved us nerds into our own lockers.
(MIKE glares at CROW)
CROW: Too familiar, Mike?
>“Pleasure to meet you Twilight” she replied “my name is Rosalina”
TOM(while still sniffling,Rosalina): Do you know Edward Cullen?
(TOM bursts into sobs, MIKE pats him.)
>“Rosalina, can you tell me where I am? Or where my friends are?”
CROW(Rosalina): Jonathan, I’m sorry, but your friends…are all imaginary!!
TOM(Jon):NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>“You are in the mushroom kingdom, and I’m sorry to tell you but your
>friends have been lost in space”
(all cheer)
TOM: There goes practically every character!! Hooray!!
MIKE: Guys, we barely even know the characters yet!!
CROW: Even though we barely know them, I’m pretty sure that they’re painfully annoying.
>“What do you mean? Lost in space”
CROW(Rosalina): Well, they’re probably stardust right now…So yeah, I think that they’re still lost.
>“When I found you here you were in the same state as her” she indicated behind her, what >appeared to be a statue of Ranga stood in the center of the platform, I walked to it
TOM(Jon): And then, for some unknown reason, I kneeled at the base of the statue and prayed.
>“Ranga, what happened to her?” I gasped
MIKE(Rosalina): She turned herself into stone to escape this fanfic.
>“She has been tropyphicated”
>“What does that mean?”
>“That is what happens in this world when someone is completely and
utterly defeated”
CROW(Rosalina): In your world, this is called suicide.
>“So how do you turn them back?”
>“Like this” she leaned down and touched the base of Ranga’s trophy,
there was a flash of <golden energy and she was restored to normal
TOM: Hey, if Ranga can turn back to normal after being turned into stone that easily, why didn’t the other characters do the same for Palom and Porom in Final Fantasy 4?
CROW: Probably because Ranga’s an original character.
>“Where am I?” she asked
>“Long story” Rosalina and I replied
CROW(Ranga): How did we get here?
MIKE,TOM(others): Long story.
CROW(Ranga): How can we breathe in space without any spacesuits?
MIKE,TOM(others): LONG STORY!!
>“So what do we do now?” I asked as Ranga got to her feet and walked over
TOM(Jon): The edge of the cliff. The End!
>“There are more of you friends nearby” Rosalina said “you must go and rescue them”
MIKE(Rosalina,mobster): And youse better rescue them real good, or else you be sleeping wit da fishes!
>“How the hell do we do that?” Ranga asked as she looked up at the princess
>Two small star creatures known as a luma appeared and floated towards us
(ALL start humming the Numa Numa song, only they replace Numa Numa with Luma Luma)
>“The luma will help you” she said with a smile “now go!”
>The luma suddenly disappeared under our caps, we both spun and a strange energy surrounded >our fists
CROW(Jon): We could finally turn Super Sayian!
>“Cool! We can star spin!” I cheered
>A launch star appeared and the two of us jumped into it and were blasted off to a small >planetoid with a black hole in the center
TOM(Jon): Which, upon arriving, we both fell into. The End!
>“Probably a bad idea to fall in that thing” I said as I looked down into the vortex
CROW: Look! It’s a bird! No, It’s a plane! It’s Captain Obvious!!
>A meteor crashed next to me “holy crap!”
MIKE(God): Damn it! I missed!
>I screamed as I fell backwards and into the black hole
MIKE(God): Oh well, guess it wasn’t that bad.
>“Oh perfect” Ranga sighed, “now I have to save him too”
CROW: Now, she has to jump into the black hole too? This story just gets better and better!
>Seconds later the vortex spat out my trophy, Ranga ran over to it and touched the base, I was >restored and we ran to the launch star on the end of the planet
CROW: Darn it, they’re alive and well!!
>The next planet was spherical with crystal spikes jutting out from it
TOM(Jon): Which we were impaled on when..
(MIKE shushes him)
MIKE: Tom, that’s way more than enough death jokes for one MSTing.
>; at the top was an energy dome that contained the tropyphicated form of Shadow
>“We’ve got to save her!” I said as we were swarmed by Goombas
TOM(Jon): Hey Goombas! I’m here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I’m…well I’m all out of ass, but I do have plenty of bubble gum!
CROW(Ranga):(Facepalm)
>We began to blast them with a combination of ice and light,
TOM: Ice and light what? Elephants? Baseball Bats?
> they were decimated within a matter of seconds, the dome surrounding the trophy shattered >and we ran forward to rescue her
>“This beginning is so much like the game it isn’t funny” Ranga laughed as she restored Shadow
TOM(Ranga): Hahahha!! I laugh at things that aren’t funny. Hahahhaha!!
>“Come on, there’s something inside this planet” Shadow called as she dove into a warp pipe
CROW: CRASH! AAAAAAH!! MY HEAD!!
>The inside of the planet was hollow and in the center of the planet stood two more trophies, my >mother and victor,
TOM(Jon): Not many people know this, but my mother was once a Roman gladiator. She fought lions everyday down at the Coliseum. Unbeknownst to her, I trained to become a great gladiator too. But, I still could not beat my own mother.
MIKE: Guys, that’s enough stories, okay? You’re going to confuse the audience (quickly) I mean the Forrester Trio.
>we ran over to them and unfroze them, a strange energy surrounded us and we began to levitate >in midair, we shot up
ALL: WOOOOOOOO!! Heroin!!!
and out of the planet and through the cosmos
CROW: All those perfume ads were really starting to get to us.
>“Where are we going?” I asked as we flew
>“No idea” mom replied as she flew beside me
CROW(Mom): Why did you even put me in this story, dear?
>We landed on a platform that was part of the comet observatory, Rosalina’s home in the stars.
>She appeared before us and said “congratulations, you made it back!”
MIKE(Rosalina): Quick, cancel the funeral service!
>“How did we make it back here?” I said as I looked around
TOM(Rosalina): You fell through a plot hole.
>“I used the beacon to pull you back” she explained, “The luma are searching the galaxies in an >attempt to find your friends”
>We all sat and looked out at the stars; though no one said it we all knew this was the start of a >grand adventure
TOM: Yes a grand adventure…OF SCIENCE!!
>Authors Note:
>Ranga Tales and all related characters and stories belong to Manga Ranga
CHAPTER 2
>Ted awoke lying on a sandy beach, seagulls called as they circled lazily above.
TOM(Seagull): Hey, Vinnie! Helen wants to know about Poker Night on Thursday!!
>“Where am I?” he asked himself, “and where are Ranga and the others?” he saw a short man in >blue overalls and a red shirt, he wore a red cap with an M on it.
MIKE: Ted then realized that he must have entered the world of Mickey Mouse!
>“Hello” said the plumber, “are you new around here?”
>“Where exactly is here?” Ted wondered,
TOM: You’re in the Village of the Damned, Ted.
>“Sorry, where are my manners!” laughed the plumber, “I’m Mario and you’re on isle Delfino!
CROW(Mario, bad Italian accent ): I could Delfino this-a isle in a sentence-a for you-a!
>Ted looked around at the colorful flowers, happy citizens, and chirping birds, they all scared the >hell out of him.
MIKE(sarcastic): Yes, because happy, peaceful places are very scary.
>“RANGA!” he screamed to the sky.
CROW(Mario, same accent): Hey-a Ted-a, you do a very bad impression-a of a telephone-a!
>Meanwhile Ranga was skating through the freeze-flame galaxy and she noticed a figure frozen >in an icy pillar.
TOM ( overly sarcastic): Ohh Nooo!! I thought the figure was frozen in a FIREY pillar! Silly me.
>“It can’t be” she gasped, “but it is, Luigi!”
CROW: Since did Luigi join their team?
MIKE: Probably when we were being introduced to Ted.
>The green clad plumber was frozen in a look of shock; Ranga performed a star spin and freed >the plumber.
“Are you okay Luigi?” Ranga asked, “How did you end up here?”
>“I’m not sure,” he said, “one minute I’m on the comet observatory the next I’m frozen solid in >this place!”
MIKE(Luigi):I’ve got to stop randomly teleporting everywhere I go.
>“I think I have an idea who did this” Ranga looked skyward, wait, she’s looking at me!
TOM(God): Damn, I have spinach stuck in my teeth! Why did this have to happen now!
>What do you want Ranga
CROW(God): A date with me this Saturday, perhaps?
>“I know it was you, you left to narrate the story again and made it so I would find Luigi”
MIKE(God): Actually I made it so that you would come talk to me. Pretty clever,huh?
>I did not!
>“Did too”
TOM: YES, JUST GO AHEAD AND POINTLESSLY ARGUE; WE DON’T HAVE TO BE ADVANCING THE PAPER THIN PLOT!!! ARRRRGGGGHHH!!
(TOM’s head explodes)
MIKE: Oh crap, not this again!!
>“Who are you talking to?” Luigi asked,
>“Someone who should be helping us here instead of narrating!”
CROW: Hey, it’s that new game “Who the hell just said that.” By Parker Bros.
>That’s it; you’re going to get it for breaking the fourth wall!
>“Hit us with your best shot!”
CROW: o/ Fire Aw-aa-y o/
>Fine, have it your way,
>Suddenly Ranga and Luigi were hit with the most excruciating cases of brain freeze they had >ever had in their entire lives, it felt like someone had poured liquid nitrogen into their skulls
(ALL cheer)
MIKE: Go, God, go!
TOM(who magically has his head back to normal): Three cheers for the narrator!!
>“AAUGH!” Luigi screamed,
>“Alright we give, we give!” Ranga cried
>Do you Promise not to break the fourth wall?
TOM(God): And do you, Ranga, take me to be your lawfully wedded husband?
>“Yes, we promise!” they both screamed,
TOM(God): This has been the happiest day of my life!
>Good, on with the story
>They both woke up, the cold had made them fall asleep, and their brain freeze had just been a >dream.
CROW: But, unfortunately, this fanfic isn’t a dream.
>“Let’s get out of here!” Luigi suggested,
TOM: Captain Obvious to the rescue!!
>“Good idea” Ranga replied, the two sprinted off to find Papa’s tropyphicated form, when they >found him
MIKE: What, no actionless action sequence?
>, they flew back to the observatory with Papa in tow.
TOM: Papa must’ve parked in one of those “Tow after 5” spots again.
>Author's Note,
>Just a quick disclaimer to say that i don't own Ranga Tales or any related characters, they all >belong to Manga Ranga.
[EXIT THEATER, DOOR SEQUENCE]
[SATTLITE OF LOVE]
(MIKE and the BOTS are just standing around, looking bored and not saying anything. After about a minute of this, they look around)
TOM: Why aren’t we saying nor doing anything?
MIKE: I think I know why, guys.
(A voice then echoes though the satellite, it is that of the MSTer, MST3kluv)
MST3kluv: Sorry about that guys, I’ve never wrote a host segment before and I don’t know what to do!
CROW: So, you just wrote us just sitting there? That’s about as funny as a children’s hospital on fire.
MST3kluv: Hey, don’t insult me! I am TOO funny!!
CROW: Am not!
MST3kluv: Am too!
(This continues for a long, long time.)
MST3kluv: Well, fine! If you’re going to be that way, then I’ll make it Commercial Sign right NOW!!
MST3kluv(cheery): We’ll be right back.
(commercials)
(ENTER THEATER)
>Stewy ruins the city
>By soulijaboy1311
>THE DAY I GOT INVADED
>CHAPTER1
>It all started this year in sixth grade when I was at school
CROW: That year, I learned that inside every one of us is a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal.
> and I was taking a test. Right in the middle I heard this sound go over >the school.
TOM: It was the sound of machine guns killing everything in sight.
>There was a green ray going through the school.
TOM: Slicing the school and everyone in it in half.
>It landed in my math class room.
ALL: Aaah!! Killer clown!! Run, everyone!!
>These aliens came down the green ray. >The aliens said that they wanted me
CROW: To join the U.S. Army!
>and so they knocked me out. >They brought me into their ship.
TOM(aliens): And now for our honeymoon…
>The next day I woke up and I said where am I. >the aliens said you’re in
>our ship.
MIKE(narrator): They said that they were going to sacrifice me to their god Kioghju the aliens said. Not on your life you stupid aliens I said.
CROW:Mike, cut it out, that’s just scary.
>The bed was very comfortable. >They wanted my brain.
TOM: Green is a colour. The sun is bright. Look, a snowplow!
>At least they asked me, but if I said no which I did they would have >still taken my brain out.
CROW: Sooo…What was the point of asking then?
>So they opened my head and there was no brain.
TOM(sarcastic):Gee, big surprise.
MIKE(warningly):Tom…
>The aliens said why isn’t there a brain in here I said it was but >because I never put my brain in when I wake up
MIKE: As a result, I become a big pile of drooling flesh every morning.
CROW: Isn’t that what YOU look like every morning, Mike?
>because what’s the point of using it if I’m not going to get good >grades.
TOM:Um..Mr Author, the whole point of getting good grades is understanding the basic concepts and applying them to previous lessons!! In short, that means using your BRAIN!!
CROW: Which is clearly something the author didn’t use while writing this story.
>So I told them that and they said can we have your head then I said >no!
MIKE: Kids, if any aliens try to take your head, just say No.
BOTS: You have a choice!! Say no to experimental head removal!!
>I will need that to see.
MIKE: Actually, it takes the combined efforts of your eyeballs AND your brain to see. Consequently, the protagonist does not have a brain in his head, making it a wonder for him to even see in the first place.
>They said that they will give me my eye balls. So I kept my arguing >because I didn’t want to loose my head so I just said to the aliens and >said forget it.
CROW: Mike, are rabid prairie dogs playing Frisbee with my hard drive, or did the previous sentence not make any sense whatsoever?
MIKE: Yes.
>The aliens said no I must not. Forget it. So I went to them and said,
>‘I’m going to school. ‘they wouldn’t let me.
>I just jumped off the aliens space ship and almost broke my legs and >arms.
TOM: ALMOST?!?!! HE COULD HAVE BEEN VAPOURIZED IN SPACE, BUT NOOO!!! EVERYTHING HAS TO WORK OUT JUST FINE!!!
(TOM’s dome starts to spark)
MIKE: Try to hang in there, Tom.
> The aliens said wait I said what. They said can we at least have your >arms and legs I said no.
>I went to school and will they ever stop bothering me unless I give them >my legs and arms.
CROW(protagonist): So, I gave them a question mark instead. I don’t think I’d need it for anything.
>I’d rather give them my arms because I don’t have to take my test or do >any work yay!
TOM: Hey, appreciate your arms! Some of us don’t have working ones!!
>So the next morning my teacher said where’s your arms?
>I said , you know that green ray. She said, ya
CROW(teacher):Has that naughty Green Lantern been in here again?
>well the aliens wanted my my head they only wanted my head not my eye >balls just my head. They wanted my arms and legs and I just let them >have my arms” she said, that I can’t have my test and that I can’t do >work.
MIKE: Ah, but in real life, the teacher would have to get somebody to scribe for him so that he could do his test. And you know it’ll probably be one of old assistant teachers who you have to practically yell at in order for them to actually write your thoughts down.
TOM: Channeling the MSTing author again, Mike?
>I said, yessss
CROW: Right at that moment, the protagonist turned into a snake and started eating everyone!!
>CHAPTER2
TOM: There’s more?!?! NOOO!!!!
>The next year in the seventh grade again they came. I said why are you >here again this time I was in language arts. They said did you bring >your brain yet. I said no was I supposed to they said ya I said why. Do >you still need that.
CROW(aliens): That question mark that you gave us was defective, by the way.
>They said ya we’re going to use it for a science project.I said science >is not important they said it is
CROW(Author): Yeah, screw school!!! Soulija Boy forever!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
>I said if you want my arms go ahead because I have a theme test my >teacher said hey you need them.
TOM: But, earlier in the story, the aliens already took his arms!! ERRRGHHHHH!!!!!!
MIKE: Try not to use logic, Tom. It’ll hurt less.
>I said well then take my legs but then I can’t skateboard. They said ya >you can. I said how they said by skateboarding with your hands. I said >who does that the aliens said maybe us if we had one.
CROW: Ohhohohoho!!! Those wacky aliens.
>I said well no I’m trying to work if you try to interrupt me I’m going >to put you in a box and keep you in there because you’re annoying.
MIKE: I wish we could lock this author in a box…
(TOM and CROW seem to be writing something)
CROW: Hey Mike, would they allow boxes to be dropped off the top of the CN Tower?
>They said that’s not very nice they said they wanted my brain still I >said it’s at home try coming here tomorrow they said ok. So they came in >guided studies.
TOM: Guided studies? They must hold your hand while teaching you basic skills.
>I said you got to be kidding me I said to them come here tomorrow they >came at woodshop. I said tomorrow go mess with a vampire or something. >So they did they got all the blood sucked out of them I said ha ha I >remember like it was yesterday
MIKE: For the remainder of this story, the part of the protagonist will be played by Nelson Muntz.
>CHAPTER3
>while mom was dropping me off I saw this burger king right by my school >and it wasn’t there before.
CROW(protagonist): Oh wow, A building I have never seen before!! It’s definitely not a trap or anything!!
>I was shocked and I am going to burger king after school so I was in >language arts no break ins wow. So I went to science no interruptions so >I went to social studies not a sound I said what the heck. So I went to >lunch BAM!!!
TOM: Emeril must be working at the cafeteria again.
>Wow finally they actually broke in but wrong time.
MIKE: Yeah, I thought they were going to kidnap him inside the fake Burger King!! What’s with that?!?!?
>So they said where’s the brain and I said I didn’t bring it the aliens >said why and I said I had to go to the doctor because I broke my arm.
TOM(protagonist): And then, I had to go to see these “special doctors” and they gave me some pills that would make all the aliens go away!!!
>So I’ll give you money the aliens said ok so I gave them 20 bucks.
MIKE(aliens): We’ve never seen this currency before and we don’t know how to use it, but OH-TAY!!!
>They spent it on a replica of a brain for there science project that >they were going to do on their science project.
TOM: Replica provided by the Dept. of Redundancy Dept.
>I said that science is not important. they said bummer for you.
CROW: That’s nice, but what I want to know is, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO STEWIE RUINING THE CITY?!?!?
(MIKE picks up TOM)
MIKE: Come on, Crow, just be glad it’s over.
[EXIT THEATER, DOOR SEQUENCE]
[SATILLITE OF LOVE]
(MIKE enters from stage right, eating a sandwich. TOM enters; spray painted green and wearing one of those cheapo headband antenna things that you get at summer fairs.)
TOM: Mike Nelson, I’m afraid I’m going to need your brain for alienbot-related experiments. Hand it over.
MIKE: Sorry, but my brain is being used already for experiments by Pearl Forrester.
TOM: Then, I’ll suppose I’ll take your arms! I desperately need working ones!!
(TOM then jumps on MIKE and attempts to pull MIKE’s arms out of their sockets. Unfortunately the only thing TOM can do is swat MIKE with his little hands.)
MIKE: Tom, cut it out, why don’t you go steal arms from a vampire or something? They’re dead, they don’t need them anymore.
TOM: Funny you should ask, Mike, I just tried to do that a few moments ago!! Only I couldn’t find any real vampires so I found the next best thing, a Twilight Fan Convention!! Roll that flashback, Cambot.
(TOM is standing on a podium in front of a crowd with various people, who are wearing various articles of clothing emblazoned with either TEAM EDWARD or TEAM JACOB on them.)
TOM: I just wanna say one thing, EDWARD IS GAY FOR JACOB!!!
(The Twilis all look mad, and bare their plastic vampire fangs. They all begin chase TOM.)
TOM(while running away): I’ll finish that Twilight MSTing someday, and when I’ll do, you’ll be sorry!!
(Back on the Satellite of Love, the red light begins blinking)
[CASTLE FORRESTER]
PEARL: Enjoy the fanfics, Nelward? I’ve just received word that Soulijaboy1311 has written many more fanfics and I’ll… (gets interrupted by BOBO, who’s jumping up and down with excitement.)
BOBO: Lawgiver, Lawgiver!! There’s a Burger King right next door to our Castle!! Oh, may I please go?
PEARL: That’s odd; there wasn’t a Burger King there an hour ago… Well, all right. (BOBO runs off) All right, as I was saying…
(All of sudden, from the Burger King, a UFO rises up and flies off, all the while, you can see the strings pulling it along.)
BOBO(O.S.): LAWGIVVVVVVVEEEEEERR!!!!!!!
(Pearl looks out the window for a moment, and shrugs.)
CREDITS:
Lost in the mushroom kingdom is © Skeleton Jon
Stewy ruins the city is © souljiaboy1311
A thank you to Joseph Nebus, for helping me to edit my MSTings. I consider you my MSTing Mentor, in a non-creepy way of course.
This is not meant to be a personal attack on the authors of both stories, it’s just meant to be a funny C&C. Please don’t send me angry emails.
Please.
I’ll give you a shiny quarter if you don’t.
Oh, by the way, I’m not annoying as I appear in the host segment, thought you ought to know.
Twilight still sucks, but the MSTie in me wants to read it, is that bad??
Keep those archives running.
TWWANG!!
>So I kept my arguing because I didn’t want to loose my head so I just >said to the aliens and said forget it.