Other Fan Fiction ❯ Neurotically Yours: Original ❯ Fanmail10 (1 for me) ( Chapter 3 )

 

General Notes: I do not own the Online Animation Foamy or any of it's characters. Please Read and Review or face my Squrrally Wrath. This will always be on every single story!

 

Neurotically Yours-Foamy Fanmail 10

 

Foamy: Foamy's Fanmail, that special time where I answer your jackass letters and hope that people will start leaving me alone. If I could I would kill everyone who wrote me a letter, but I'm sain enough to control myself. Now then first letter

 

Dear Lord Foamy,

 

I would love to have your address so I can come over and be your sex toy and we could fuck.

 

From,

 

Bigguy Christ

 

PS: Im a guy

 

Foamy: WTF is wrong with this fucking bastard.

 

Dear Tinydick,

 

I hope you've learned how commit suicide cause if that's all you want to do with your life your fucking pathetic. First off I don't have a address and second if I did there's no chance in hell I would give it to you. Get a job or a friend atleast you bastard. I hope you and your friend die with much pain and any.

 

Signed,

 

Your Lord and Master,

 

Foamy

 

Foamy: Next cry for attention… I mean letter.

 

Dear Foamy,

 

I want to be a high member of the foamy religion and I wanted to know what I should do to be reconized by your religion and also be like a priest or something under the lord and master.

 

Signed,

 

Adultguy101

 

Foamy: Oh help me god in this letter.

 

Dear Preaching Groupy,

 

Although I apreciate your believe in the Foamy Religion its sore of a only squrral thing and no humans. Maybe in the future when more jackass humans can show respect for their squrrals overlords them I will consider. Until then practice fucking stupid human sacrifice and respect the smarter humans and squrrals.

 

Signed,

 

Your Lord and Master,

 

Foamy

 

Foamy: Alright the final writing to the Lord and Master

 

Dear Foamy,

 

I'm a guy on Mediaminer.org who is writing fanfiction about you. I hope that your will come and long on this site and read my stories. That's all I want from you

 

Signed,

 

Socialist

 

P.S. I don't expect you to copy or use any of my ideas. If you do please tell me.

 

Foamy: Interesting, never got a letter like this, lets see… I got it.

 

Dear Comme Ass Kisser, (Never call me that)

 

I like your style of telling me about your fucking stories and not expecting me to actually use them. I will check out your stuff so I can see If your making me look good. If I find even one thing wrong I will close down all Mediaminer.org and then find and kill you. Also please put your adress down when I get there.

 

Signed,

 

Your Lord and Master,

 

Foamy

 

Foamy: Fucking mad at the world for sending me this stupid crap I have to respond to. Don't expect me to do another one.

 

Ending:

 

Damn Communists will die if they write to me again.

 

End

 

Specific Notes: I like the socialists and Im neutral with communists. Nothing against religion and guy to guy. I had no inspiration in a long time, but I hope to start up again with the summer coming along.