Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Survivor: Ultimate ❯ we cant think of a damn title ( Chapter 8 )

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Once again, we don't own anything.
On the yacht.
Soul_stealer_25: This is so much fun.
Hero_of_time132: watch the sputoon flying in the air!
Mira: uh…. you ok?
Hero of time: yeppers.
Soul stealer o..k…
Mira: can we just continue with the auditions to see who could be the best bodyguard for us?
Hero of time: ok.
(Just so you know, the people we put in here are people from our class)
Soul stealer: ok..Next up is..Jessica and Olivia. Wait…Jessica and Olivia?!
Jessics and Olivia: hi!!
Hero of time: what the hell are you doing here?!
Jessica and Olivia: we came to audition.
Mira: this should be good..
*Jessica and Olivia start doing flips and cartwheels*
*Mira takes a bug and puts it down their backs and they start freaking out*
Mira: this is a bodyguard audition, not cheerleader tryouts.
Olivia and Jessica: oh…well then we'll just leave. Bye!!
Soul stealer: stupid preps.
Hero of time: no kidding.
Mira: pfft. Next we have…helen?
helen: hi!
Hero of time: here we go again..
*Helen starts doing origami*
Soul stealer: uh..helen..origami can't protect us.
Annie: yes it can. *takes a paper airplane and hits the boy behind her in the eye with the plane*
Boy: ow!! That hurt!!
Hero of time: we'll get back to you.
Mira: finally, a boy.
Boy: hi.
Soul stealer: Joey?!?!
Mira: don't even bother to audition, we wouldn't pick you any way.
joey: you guys are the famous millionaires doing Survivor Ultimate?
other boy: how unfortunate.
joey: well if I work for you then I'll be rich so I'll audition any way.
*joey and other boy start showing off their muscles*
Olivia and jessica: OoOoOoOo. *start drooling*
Mira: ok, this is pathetic. *chases them off the yacht with the pills*
Back to Survivor
*Luka*
Link: Man, am I bored.
Lia: Let's go fishing.
Raven: At least Beastboy's gone. Now I can sleep peacefully.
Cyborg: Beastboy, you better not be messing with my machines. Seriously- you turn around for one second, and then boom! Then ol' Cy the repairman has to come along and clean up the joint!
Ganon: I have to agree, it is quieter.
Raven: Ganon, my friend, you and I have a lot in common.
Lia: What about me?
Raven: Yeah. Whatever. You're “cool” too.
Lia: ^_^ I feel special!
Link: You can't be special `cuz I am!
Ruto: I think you're special.
Link: I miss Malon.
Ruto: Link! I thought we had something between us!
Ganon: Ash, you're pretty quiet today.
Ash: Pikachu turned on me! Would you look at that….
Raven: Let's all just pray that BB doesn't blow up the tower.
Cyborg: I wonder how all of them are doing…
At the Tower
Beastboy: What the f*** happened to you?!
Robin: Oh, Beastboy, you missed the wedding!
BB: Wedding? Robin, you finally got married to Kitten? After all these years of lying and cheating to your 12 girlfriends who have no clue about any of this?
Starfire: Robin…..
Robin: heheheheh.
BB: And why are do you all have English accents?
Slade: It's delightfully trendy, my boy!
BB: OK! Let me try….
*BB now has an English accent*
BB: pip pip tally ho my home dawgs we are so incredibly English.
Robin: how splendid of you to join us. And Starfire dear, we was just kidding about me having 12 girlfriends.
Starfire: oh, I'm much relieved to hear that.
BB: Oh, you married Starfire? Oh how unfortunate, I mean splendid.
Slade: Beastboy, would you care for some tea and crumpets?
BB: oh jolly good, jolly good.
Shvimiel
Pikachu: pika pika pi
Mewtwo: He said he's hungry.
Gary: So am I. Where's Zelda?
Zelda: (twitch) (twitch twitch)
Jessie: twitch?
James: -_-*
Jessie: James, you went to school, right? How big is our chance of winning this game?
James: Me? Go to school? I beg to differ!
James: Then what did you do?
James: I hired a tutor and bribed him to let me play video games all day.
Mira: Lucky idiot.
The Challenge
Hero of time: Yay its LUGE TIME!!!!!
Soul stealer: After we agreed to share two fifths of our profits with InuGhost and Seshin, InuGhost made us a giant downhill luge street.
Hero of time: All you have to do is luge downhill like a relay race. First team to the bottom wins immunity and blankets and pillows.
Zelda: (gasp) (Grabs Gary) We HAVE to win!!!!!!
In short, Shvimiel wins.
Zelda: (crying) this is the happiest moment in my life!!!
Ash: How pathetic.
Zelda: Oh, shut up (hits him with a rock)
Tribal Council
Hero of time: yay
Soul stealer: it's…. quiz time!!!
Mira: If you could have anything right now, what could it be and why?
Everyone: To win the million dollars and go back home!
Mira: Dang. Let's vote.
…..
soul stealer: Wow, everyone has one vote……
hero of time: here's the deal.We're going to put all the votes back in the container. Then, we will select a random vote, and the person's name who is on the vote goes home.
*hero of time and soul stealer pick a random vote*
soul stealer: and the person going home is…
hahahaaha, cliffhanger!! Muahahahaha!!! You see, this time we aren't deciding who goes home, you are. All you have to do is email us and tell us who you want to go home. And if we don't get at least 6 emails, we won't write another chapter. So email us at soul_stealer_25@hotmail.com. And if we don't get at least 2 more reviews, we won't write more. So even if we get 6 emails, but only 1 review, we won't write more. We're not kidding. Email and review people.