Romance Of The 3 Kingdoms Fan Fiction ❯ the new warrior! ❯ don't use bad criticizm ( Chapter 1 )
A new warrior?!?
Disclaimer: I do not own anything but the idea of the story plot and the character Tai!!!
Cast of characters:
(Everybody in the Wei category)
Tai (pronounced touw): a new warrior (he was in the 20th century before some loophole thing) recruited by lui bei.
Sun Shang shai: I don't need to tell ya anything. You know who she is.
Lui bei: leader of the Wei (except it's a he)
Yue ying: see below. She's his wife.
Zhuge Liang: hubby of Yue ying, and a good spellcaster, might I add.
Zhao yun: a friend of Tai's who learned slang.
(Font's comment: Ahh! I'm tiny again!)
Zhao yun: what up, Tai?
Tai: nothing much. Erm… Hey, why do you have a ponytail?
Zhao yun: oh, well that's cause' it's in m-
Lui bei: - stop this idle chit chat! The shu has gone to war with the wu! Now's our chance to defeat them!
Zhao yun: yes, sir!
Tai: (Sighing) yes, sir…
Lui bei: we shall take their land and their army!
Tai: (speaking so low that only Zhao yun heard) greedy, senile old fool.
(Both boys burst into laughter with lui bei wondering what they were laughing about.)
(Authors note: sorry about mocking lui bei, but it's funny.)
(On the battlefield)
Tai: (whispering to Zhao yun) why are we in these black and white suits with a dagger in one pocket, a sword in its sheath and a lot of arrows and bombs?
Zhao yun: (whispering to Tai) that's because we're going to fight. We are fi-
Lui bei: (whispering to Zhao yun and Tai) shhh! Shut the mouth trap!
(All of a sudden, 10 archers released their arrows at cao cao and Sun Jian by accident)
Lui bei: (standing up and shouting) you stupid archers! Now they'll kill us!
Wu and Shu: attack!!!! They tried to kill our leader!
(Wu and Shu chased after the army of Wei and they all ran.)
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() (Authors comment: like my story? Please send me an Email at; bladeluster0@ verizon.net to tell me any mistakes or if it sucks or not. That was my first fanfic.)