Ronin Warriors Fan Fiction ❯ Warlordess Misc Adventures ❯ Warlordess Misc Adventure #3 ( One-Shot )

Warlordess Misc. Adventures #3 -- 10/3/01

Sleepover

One night….. the lights are out and all four girls are in bed. The same bed.
"Hey! Who's foot is this?!"
"That's her elbow!"
"But my head is down here!"
"I thought she was talking to me!"
"who's head is this?"
"Oww!!!" (simultaneously) "Hey!!"
" I'm going to turn on the lights!!!"
[thud]
"I guess I know how near the edge of the bed I was…."
[thunk]
"Alright! Who left their Kanji orb in the middle of the floor again?!"
(everyone) "Not MEEE!!!!"
[someone whistles]
"Who whistled?"
(everyone) "Not MEEE!!!!"
"Hey! Give back the covers!!!"
"I didn't know we had a cover!!"
"So you're the one I've been laying on top of!!!"
[whimpering is heard]
"Hey! Your afraid of the dark aren't you!!"
"Blanket hog!!"
"Owww! Don't kick!!!"
"I didn't!!"
"It's very unwarlordess like to be afraid of the dark!!!"
"Shut up!!"
"whimper"
"So which one of us are you?"
"I can tell!!"
"It's too dark for you to see!"
"I can tell by the voice!!"
"Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!"
"You secret is out! Haha!"
"I'm going to turn on the lights nowww!!!!!!"
[click] (lights go on)
(multiple people) "AHHHHH!! The light!!! The pain!!!!!
[click] (lights go off)
[sweetly] "Thank you!!!"
"I'm melting!!!!……oh"
"I didn't turn the lights off….."
[someone jumps into bed]
"Who did that?!"
"Who did what?"
"Who's there?!"
"Oh, it's just Zechs in the corner looking for his pants."
[moment of silence]
"Or maybe its an ax murderer-"
"Don't say that!!!!!!!"
"Oh common, we can handle him."
"look, there he goes, out the window."
"Which window!!!????"
"Would you stop panicking?!" [thwack]
"Hey!!! I'm not panicking!!!"
"The computer is possesed!!!"
"What?"
"you know, the two windows look kinda like glowing eyeballs."
"DON'T SAY THAT EITHER!!!!"
"Ow!!!!"
"Alright, who brought their sword to bed?"
"Would you give me some of the blankets?!"
[tug]
"Whaa!!!!"
[thump]
"What was that?!"
"Hehe, that was a dead man's heart, beating beneath the floorboard!"
"Stop reading those Allen Poe books darn it!!"
[thwack]
"Hey!"
"That was me!!!"
"I'm confused!!!"
"So whatelse is new?"
"I'm cold, give me some covers!!!!!!"
"I don't have a pillow….."
"I am a pillow!!!"
"This is my arm!!!"
"My arm!!"
"My arm!!!"
"My arm!!!"
"oww…..owww…..ooowowww…"
"Stop moving dang it!!!!"
[silence]
[thunk]
(many people) Ahhhh!!!
"I see I've now found the 'other' end of the bed"
"Can we get some sleep?"
"Oh, I guess…"
"Hey! Get that finger out of my face!!!"
"Who's mouth is this?"
"Would someone kindly remove their tennis shoe from my spleen?"
"The spleen is an internal organ."
"Whatever!!! Get it off!!!"
"Why do we have a tennis shoe in here anyway? We were all barefoot for an hour before bed!!"
[shuffle shuffle]
[silence]
[furnace kicks in]
(everyone) "Ahhhh!!!!!!!!"
"you know.."
"Don't say it!"
"You mean don't tell you about the really big spider on the ceiling?"
"yes…..[sob]"
"Hey, I think I found the french fries we lost last week!"
"ewwwwwww"
"Gross"
"That's nothing!"
"What do you mean?"
"Try imagening bademon in a speedo!"
"AHHHH!!!"
"Hey!!!" [gets thwacked]
"That wasn't me!!"
"I can imagine someone else in a speedo…"
"We don't need to hear about 'your' fantasies!!!"
"look who's talking!!!"
[shuffle shuffle]
"Hey!!!!!"
"Ow!"
[people start wrestling]
"Hey!"
"ow!"
"Move it!"
"take that!"
[click] (lights go on)
Kat: hey….
Irene: oh my….
Alexis: why are you over there? And over there? And there?….
Aiyana: who turned on the lights?…..
Irene: that's odd….everyone is-
Kat: 20 feet away from the light switch, we noticed!
Alexis: can we turn the lights back off?
[click] (lights go off)
[bang bang]
[lights flicker]
(everyone) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
End….for Tonight

Alexis: …. Very scary…. Very…