Ronin Warriors Fan Fiction ❯ Warriors Vs. Pokemon ❯ Prologue

[Pokemon battle music plays]

Ash: You're a fire type, right? Go! Squirtle! (Neato sound effects)

Squirtle: Squirtle squirtle!

Ash: Ha! I'll get first strike! Squirtle Hydro Pump!

Squirtle: Squirtle(bubbles)

(bubbly noises)

(Ryo puts hands on hips and takes off his armor, laughing in a superior manner, then gagging as it hit him. When it's done, he straightens)

Ryo: Bwa hahahaha! Water doesn't hurt me! Nya ha ha ha ha! Now it's my turn! (He puts his swords together) [Ronin battle music begins to play] Flare up now! (flames engulf Squirtle)

Ash: Squirtle! No!

Squirtle: Squirt - tle. (falls to the ground)

Ash: Hey you! You aren't supposed to attack my pokemon! You're supposed to send your own!

Ryo: But I don't have any pokemon.

Ash: *sweatdrop* Then why'd you challenge me to a pokemon battle?

Ryo: (angry) I didn't, you did. Remember?

Rowen: Yeah, you said, "Hey, do you want to battle?" so naturally we said yes. Ash: I thought you had pokemon.

Anubis: Well, if you think about it, technically our armors attacking. We're just directing it. Which is what you do with your pokemon right?

Ash: (slowly) yeah. . .

Sage: (grinning) So *technically* we are doing what you want. Right?

Ash: (even more slowly) Yeah ...

Kento: So that means we can still fight. Come on I wanna fight!

Ash: (has yet to speed up) Oookaayy . . .

Misty:(covering her face with her hand) Oh Ash, you idiot. (Pokemon music)

Ash: If you wanna fight than you're gonna have to do it properly. Snorlax, I choose you!

Kento: Properly, eh? (changes into street clothes. Throws armor orb into the air) I choose you, Armor of Hardrock! Dao Gi! (spins around, ribbons flying everywhere, and has his armor back on)

Dais: 30 seconds. (everyones turned to him, confused. he grins) It takes you guys 30 seconds to get armored. During which we can thrash you. I'll have to remember that.

Sekhmet, Dais, and Kayura: So will I.

Kento: You go ahead first.

Ash: Ah, thanks. Snorlax...ah...uhm...(Snorlax is sleeping) Sleep attack!

Kento: (falls to the ground and jumps back up) Oh yeah! Take this!(Kento jumps back) Staff slam! (jumps forward)

Kentomon: Right! (slams his staff into Snorlax, it bounces off and hits him in the face) Ow! (jumps back and pats himself on the back)

Kento: Poor Kento! You can do better!

Ash: *sweatdrop* Snorlax, sleep attack!

Kento: Okay, now I'm mad! (jumps back) Kento, Iron Rock Crusher! (jumps forward)

Kentomon: Right!(begins twirling staff) Iron Roock Crusheeeerr! (slams staff into the ground, rocks and other things pop up, bouncing off Snorlax's rubbery hide. Kento's jaw drops as Snorlax sleepily cracks an eye open. It yawns hugely, stretching)

Ash: Hey, thanks for waking it up! Snorlax, Tackle Attack! (Snorlax rises to its feet and flops down on Kento)

Kento: (from under Snorlax) Oh no, Kento! Pick it up and toss it!

Kentomon: Right!(picks Snorlax up and throws it up, up, and away) Ha! I won! (jumps back and pats himself on the back)

Kento: Good job, Kento! (jumps to face where he'd been standing)

Kentomon: Right! (whistling noise) (all look up) *thunk*

Kento: X_X (Snorlax lands on top of Kento, effectively knocking him out)

Warriors + Warlords: *sweatdrop* @_@

Ash: Haha! Yeah! I won! (begins dancing around. Turns to Warriors with a huge grin) All right! Who's next? (Cye steps up)

Cye: (calmly) Me.

Ash: A water-type, huh? Butter...Oh yeah, don't have it anymore. Pid... Nope, it's gone, too. Umm. I know! Charizard, I choose you!

Misty: Uh Ash, Charizard doesn't listen to you, remember?

Ash: I can handle my pokemon Misty! Charizard, Emb...*whoosh*

(Toasted Ash anyone?)

Charizard: *snort* (flies to a rock and curls up on it, promptly falling asleep)

Misty: What was that, Ash?

Ash: *mumbles* *tap tap*

Cale: I think he won.

Ash: *pause* (defeated)...Yeah... (Cye grins triumphantly) (Ash perks up)

Ash: So, who's next?

Rowen: I guess I am.

Ash: Well, the only pokemon I have left is...Bulbasaur, I choose you!

Bulbasaur: Bulbasaur!

Rowen: A plant? I have to fight a plant?!

Ash: Never judge a pokemon by its appearance. Bulbasaur, Vine Whip! (vines snap around Rowen, smacking him. He grabs up the vines and swings Bulbasaur over his head, releasing to send it flying off through the air)

Ash: Bulbasaur, Razor Leaf! (sharp, spinning leaves fly from Bulbasaur's body. Rowen just smirks, letting his bubble deflect the leaves)

Rowen: My turn! Arrow Shock Wave! (Bulbasaur leaps out of the way, but is caught in the energy explosion. Bulbasaur falls to the ground, fainted)

Rowen: (smugly) I won.

Ash: Bulbasaur! Oh no! Bulbasaur, wake up!

Misty: Oh Ash, you're hopeless. I guess I'm up next. So, who's it gonna be?

Sekhmet: I'll go!

Misty: Ha! This'll be easy! Staryu...(pokeball opens from within her backpack)

Psyduck: Psyduck!

Misty: (horrified) NO! Why does this always happen! Get back in your pokeball Psyduck!

Psyduck: Psy (looks at her stupidly)

Sekhmet: This is going to be too easy. (begins twirling sword) Snake Fang Strike! (the sword whip lashes out at Psyduck)

Psyduck: (running around, holding its head) Psy-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai!

Misty: Psyduck! Oh no!

Sekhmet: Ha! And now my poison's seeping throughout it's body! Bwa hahaha! (Psyduck stops running around)

Brock: Hey Ash, doesn't some poisons cause headaches?

Ash: Yeah, I think so. (turns suddenly, eyes wide) Where'd you come from? (looks around) Where's Tracy?

Brock: Tracy? Oh that guy! He's over there. I thought he was a girl and found out he wasn't. *shrugs* (the aforementioned 'Tracy' lies on the ground, motionless) (Psyduck's eyes turn blue)

Misty: All right, Psyduck! Confusion Attack!

Psyduck: Pssyyyy! (Sekhmet begins dancing around)

Sekhmet: What's happening? I can't stop myself!

Cye: (from where he's standing on the sidelines, attending Kento) All right, Sekh! (sings) Do a little dance, make a little love! Get down tonight! Ow! Get down tonight! (continues singing until Kento wakes up and bops him)

Misty: All right and now I'll capture you!

Warriors + Warlords: What?! (Misty throws pokeball)

Ash: Um...Misty? (pokeball hits Sekhmet, opens up, lighting up the Warlord of Venom)

Misty: HA! That'll show... (the light fades, and the pokeball closes and falls to the ground, leaving a still dazed-no-long-dancing Sekhmet)

Ash: (looks over at Misty, slyly) See, I told you!

Misty: (pounds Ash into ground) Shut up Ash!

Pikachu: Pika chu.

Sage: (nods) I agree with that little yellow mouse thing. (receives wierd looks)

Cale: We don't want to know, Halo.

Sage: *blush*

Cale: I do believe Sekhmet has been defeated.

Sekhmet: (dazedly) I will not accept...*poke* (Cye pokes his forehead and he falls over) @_@

Cye: Sorry friendyou lost!

Cale: As I was saying it's my turn!

Brock: Very well then. I'm going to accept your challenge. Choose your pokemon.

Ash: Brock, they _are_ the pokemon.

Brock: They are? Okay! (whips out his pokedex and points it at Anubis)

Cale: What's that?

Pokedex: Yami. A dark armor of Corruption and decay. It's special attack is Black Wolf Sword Leaping Darkness.

Ash: But...

Cale: Some of that's wrong.

Brock: It is? But I met ones just like these while I was with Professor Ivy. Watch. (points pokedex at Cye)

Pokedex: Suiko. A water armor. It's special attack is Super Wave Smasher.

Cye: Well, that was a little more accurate.

Ash: How did you get that Brock?

Brock: I told you Ivy and I saw things similar to these and weobserved them for some time.

Ash: Oh. So what are you going to use?

Brock: Well, while I was gone I caught a... Gengar! I choose you! (throws pokeball, which opens and releases Gengar)

Gengar: Gen!

Brock: Gengar, Confusion Attack!

Gengar: Gengar! (psychic waves emanate from Gengar's hand and hit Cale)

Cale: Ah it's Talpa! (hits Dais)

Dais: Ow! Hey! How dare you call me Talpa! Everyone knows that was Micheal Jackson in disguise!

Warriors: *shudder* Blank line! Blank line!

Misty: I'm not going to ask!

Cale: You're one of them! (hits Sekhmet)

Sekhmet: Ow. Can't stand, too dizzy from dancing. (remains motionless)

Cale: I love you Kayura! *glomp*

Kayura: Ugh! Let go of me pervert! (beats Cale senseless with her jitte) *huff puff* Oh damn. He won. Sorry guys! (Warriors and Dais wallop Kayura) Unhhhhh.

Dais: Looks like she's down for the count. Which leaves me. Who wants to fight me.

Brock: I'll go again. I choose you! Scyther! (throws pokeball)

Scyther: Scyther! Scyth! *ching ching* (brandishes scythes)

Dais:Think those are something? Check these out! (wields spider scythes)

Scyther: Scyther. (they compare their scythes) *angry* Scyther! (tears Dais' armor)

Dais: hahahahahahahahahahahaha! (Scyther receives multiple hits from his nunchukus)

Scyther: Scyther! (falls over)

Brock: No! Scyther! *sniff sniff* You guys don't play fair! I'm going back to Ivy! (runs away)

Dais: (smirks)

Sage: I guess I'm up then!

Ash: Great, cause I have one more pokemon! Pikachu, I choose you! (Pokemon battle music plays)

Pikachu: Pika chu!

Ash: Pikachu! Thunderbolt!

Pikachu: Piii...kaaa...

Sage: (raises sword above his head) Thunder...bolt...

Pikachu: CHU!!! *krrrrrrrzzzzzaaaappppp*

Sage: CUT!! *BOOM* (tosses thunderball)

The electric attacks are so powerful that they have shorted out the TV.
*sssizzzlllleee*
*pyoom*
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